transsexual christmas song!

[Ricki]

why isn't there a holly jolly transsexual Christmas song for the holidays?
Hmmmmm so in that tradition i only ask one thing, what is your favorite Holiday song! (I'l  spare the Xmas word here)
I like frosty the snowman but its sort of a sad song to.....
I have quite a few others but i gotta put frosty on the top of the list especially when little kids sing it not adults..
so cute!
Ricki

[ChildOfTheLight]

It's neither jolly nor transsexual, but this is my favorite Christmas song.

The Rebel Jesus
by Jackson Browne

All the streets are filled with laughter and light
And the music of the season
And the merchants' windows are all bright
With the faces of the children
And the families hurrying to their homes
While the sky darkens and freezes
Will be gathering around the hearths and tables
Giving thanks for God's graces
And the birth of the rebel Jesus

Well they call him by 'the Prince of Peace'
And they call him by 'the Savior'
And they pray to him upon the seas
And in every bold endeavor
And they fill his churches with their pride and gold
While their faith in him increases
But they've turned the nature that I worship in
From a temple to a robber's den
In the words of the rebel Jesus

Well we guard our world with locks and guns
And we guard our fine possessions
And once a year when Christmas comes
We give to our relations
And perhaps we give a little to the poor
If the generosity should seize us
But if any one of us should interfere
In the business of why there are poor
They get the same as the rebel Jesus

Now pardon me if I have seemed
To take the tone of judgement
For I've no wish to come between
This day and your enjoyment
In a life of hardship and of earthly toil
There's a need for anything that frees us
So I bid you pleasure
And I bid you cheer
From a heathen and a pagan
On the side of the rebel Jesus

[Suzy]

Well if you know the first few words, try this site.  These guys know them all and will sing them to you online.  Guaranteed for a holiday smile.  

http://www.sundog.net/carolofthechins/flash/index.html


Peace,
Kristi

[tinkerbell]

What about this song?

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
and follow my dreams and to face
a life of delusion and gender confusion
no longer will be the case

I never wanted army men or basketballs,
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing.

My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it's going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman

A doctor reconstructed my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
for a guy who could love a girl like me.

I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best to me.

I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It's my first Christmas as a woman.

Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
My penis, chop it off
It's no use to me.
Cut it off!
Chop it off! Chop it off!
My penis, cut it off so I can finally be
A Woman...

Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal
to be a post operation transsexual.
now I'm a pretty lady

Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it's going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

Cuz I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman

Definitely different!

tinkerbell

[ChildOfTheLight]

Now this thread is moving along, Tinkerbell!

[Chaunte]

This has to rate up there as my favorite Christmas song.

Chaunte


I heard the bells on Christmas day
Their old, familiar carols ringing
Wild and sweet, the words repeat
"Peace on Earth.  Good will to men."
"Peace on Earth.  Good will to men!"

I thought how, as the day had come
the bellfrys of all christendome had
rolled along the unbroken song of
"Peace on Earth.  Good will to men."
"Peace on Earth.  Good will to men!"

And in despair I bowed my head,
THere is no peace on Earth I said.
For hate is strong and mocks the song of
"Peace on Earth.  Good will to men."
"Peace on Earth.  Good will to men!"

The pealed the bells more loud and deep
God is not dead, nor doth He sleep
For Wrong shall fail and Right prevail with
"Peace on Earth.  Good will to men."
"Peace on Earth.  Good will to men!"

I heard the bells on Christmas day
Their old, familiar carols ringing
Wild and sweet, the words repeat
"Peace on Earth.  Good will to men."
"Peace on Earth.  Good will to men!"

[Ricki]

Tink what tune would your song be sung to maybe I'll memorize it and sing it for my ill-reputed family at xmas.. Well maybe not, hehe....
I forgot about the "little drummer boy".. I like that one too!
Maybe instead of playing drums the gift we have to give our Lord is our gender?  or lack of it? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
anyway post away!
r

[tinkerbell]

Tink what tune would your song be sung to maybe I'll memorize it and sing it for my ill-reputed family at xmas..

I don't know Ricki, for it is not my song  .  It was listed under "inspirational songs" where I found it....happy tune, I'd day.

tinkerbell

[ChildOfTheLight]

Here's a link to the album that song is from: http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Vandals-Oi-World/dp/B00004T9YT

The song is "My First Christmas as a Woman" by the Vandals.  I haven't heard the album, but it has other interesting-sounding Christmas songs.

[Laurry]

It has been mentioned on other threads, but it still is one of my favorite non-reverent Christmas songs...the classic "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear"

For those who haven't heard it, you can listen to it here: http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/xmastunes.asp?Var=xqygf&Page=3

.....Laurie

[Debbie_Anne]

Well, it isn't a transsexual Christmas song, but my favorite Christmas song is "The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)".  It's a cute song!  Maybe I'm crazy, but every Christmas I love listening to the CD "Christmas with the Chipmunks".  "AL-VIN!!!"

[kylie]

My favorite song is Carol of The Bells. It is so beautiful. The way it builds from soft and quite to firm and strong is inspirational. (oops, is that a Freudian slip?)

Merry Christmas All,

Kylie

[jaded]

i love all christmas songs besides for that baby its cold outside one