You might be bigendered if ....

[Mia and Marq]

You might be bigendered if .....

• You've ever had a conversation in the car with yourself that went something like
  "Why don't I ever get to drive" "Fine you want to drive more? Go ahead" "Thanks"


• You've ever wondered why they don't pay you two salaries at work.


• You've ever had to bargain with yourself for any reason


• You've ever tried to buy yourself a gift without letting you know what it is


• You talk in 3rd person and 1st person at the same time.


• You've seperated your day into sections of who gets to pick your attire


• Your significant other has ever asked to speak with the other you


• You've ever been washing your hands and had your legs start walking away from the sink


• You have to play through all your games twice so both get a chance to play the game


• You've got an ongoing practical joke battle where you keep targetting yourself


• You keep walking into the wall between the men's and women's restrooms

Just thought I'd throw a few of these out there for everyone to get a smile on their faces. Add more if you can think of any.

Marq and Mia