The weirdest places you've ...

[insideontheoutside]

I threatened in the "think like a guy" thread so here it is!

The weirdest places you've jacked it ...
(um, and no need to go into details - let's keep it fun lol)

Here's what I can think of at the moment:
- behind a garden shed
- on the roof top of a building at college
- the back deck of my house
- in a tent camping

[Elijah3291]

roof one sounds fun!

I was in my dorm once, and my roommate was in the room and I really needed to get off so i went to the showers and jerked fully clothed behind the shower curtian, in a somewhat public place.

not that crazy though lol.

[Samson99]

My friends closet. It wasn't the most pleasant experience.

[Sharky]

Never done it anywhere besides the bed room or the shower. Weirdest place I've had sex would be a car.

[Griffin]

Top 2
-Car (VERY stupid of me, but I loved the movie Crash (1996)and was super-curious)
-Public restroom (MANY many many years ago, also very idiotic)

[James42]

On a Greyhound bus. I was on the damn thing for 24 hrs, and I was lucky enough to be in the very back by myself, it was dark and everyone was sleeping lol

As far as sex, me and my gf were in her room with the door open and her mom, dad, and 13 year old brother all home...it was kinda like an "I don't care, we gotta get it done" type thing lol

[Jeatyn]

On a train (didnt leave my seat either )
Back seat of the car on a long drive with parent driving
Doctors waiting room bathroom

[Alessandro]

*counts down the minutes till this thread is locked*   

Work bathroom
At desk at temporary workplace (this was when I was a lot younger though)
Tent
Car

Hmm quite dull actually. 

[kyril]

High school English class (during a movie)
Backstage of a Nutcracker performance I was dancing in
Father-in-law's porch
Bathroom at a bar
My dad's cubicle at work
Empty stairwell at school
Back seat of a car with my parents driving long-distance
A kayak on a river (would not repeat...nothing like capsizing at exactly the wrong time)
Ski lifts (many times)
Ski gondola (also had sex here)
Summit of Mt. Killington (on skis)
Elevator going to a job interview
In a tree in the Puerto Rican rainforest
Cockpit of an F/A-18 Hornet while it was running (not flying)(many times)(also had sex here)
Flight deck of an aircraft carrier during flight operations
Weather deck of an aircraft carrier (also had sex here)
On top of an EA-6B Prowler on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier
Inside the intake of an F/A-18 Hornet (not running)(also had sex here)

I could go on.

[Jeatyn]

Wow Kyril! I think we have a winner

[kyril]

I swear I'm not some sort of exhibitionist perv who gets a kick out of jerking off in odd places  I'm just...an adventurous sort of guy who often finds himself in odd places for extended periods.

[insideontheoutside]

High school English class (during a movie)
Backstage of a Nutcracker performance I was dancing in
Father-in-law's porch
Bathroom at a bar
My dad's cubicle at work
Empty stairwell at school
Back seat of a car with my parents driving long-distance
A kayak on a river (would not repeat...nothing like capsizing at exactly the wrong time)
Ski lifts (many times)
Ski gondola (also had sex here)
Summit of Mt. Killington (on skis)
Elevator going to a job interview
In a tree in the Puerto Rican rainforest
Cockpit of an F/A-18 Hornet while it was running (not flying)(many times)(also had sex here)
Flight deck of an aircraft carrier during flight operations
Weather deck of an aircraft carrier (also had sex here)
On top of an EA-6B Prowler on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier
Inside the intake of an F/A-18 Hornet (not running)(also had sex here)

I could go on.

Yeah I think you win LOL. Ski Lift though??? Good god that had to be COLD!

[kyril]

Actually works really well to warm me up The clothes stay on, of course...which makes it great for warming up the hands.

[Darner]

In my father's office while he was sitting on the opposite side of the same table. He did look at me strangely at some point but didn't say anything so even after 10 years I'm not sure if he knew what happened.

[Tad]

In the car with my parents in the front seat, in a hostel room full of strange people, in my dorm room when I lived on campus and had 3 roomates - did that regularly. Uhhhh... in my car while driving. Not to sure where else. When the need hits.. it hits hard.

[Tyler90210]

Lol, I like this thread.   

In a car with someone driving.
In a car alone while watching gay porn on my laptop.
Public bathroom.
Dressing room at a store.

[Alexmakenoise]

In a boat
In the woods
In a lake / river / ocean while swimming
In a barn
On a train
On the beach (there was no one around)

I've had sex in all those places too.

But I think Kyril's aircraft-related experiences trump everything.