Extreme TMI

[Squirrel698]

So I got my medicine spoon STP from Smitten Kitten yesterday and I've been experimenting on how to use it.  At first I couldn't get myself to go while wearing it.  I would stand there is front of the toilet thinking of England and nothing would happen.  I'm pretty sure I was subconsciously worried that it would leak.  The first couple of times after I drank a gallons of water forcing my body to release I did leak a bit.  However now I'm learning the trick to it and I'm doing it without wetting my shorts.

All that is beside the point because now I have a dick that has stuff coming out of it that came from my body and it's an amazing feeling!  I feel like I can take on the world and leap tall buildings in a single bound.  All because I can now pee standing up and it's like a life long dream come true.

Is that weird?     I don't care!  I don't have anyone else to share my joy but you guys because you would understand the best.  So yay!  Raising my hands in the air!

[Farm Boy]

lol, nice!  I've not taken the medicine spoon challenge yet, but I figure I will eventually.  Glad it's working out for you, and thanks for sharing the joy.

[sneakersjay]

This sounds really stupid, but it helped me in the beginning.  Just go ahead and wet your pants.  Yes, that's what I said.  It's really not that big of a deal (though you don't want to do that in public! LOL).  Then you can just go ahead and pee the next time with the spoon.


Jay

[Alessandro]

I would stand there is front of the toilet thinking of England

Hey, don't pee on my country!   

I want to try this though.  I would really like to learn to pee standing and I think it is the next thing I am going to tackle.  Well, I have a few months before I get to go to the GIC...

[Squirrel698]

@Alessandro Just wanted to say that I love your country with it's rich history and culture. I respect it to much to do any such thing.  I was just making a reference to the advice mothers use to give to their daughters regarding sex.  Which was to lay there and think of England.  Thank god for sexual progression!

@Jay Actually I did that very thing a few times.  Just told myself it was not that big of a deal if I did get a little wet.  Once I gave myself permission then it started to flow.  Of course going to public is going to be another whole challenge but I'm confident I will overcome!

@Farm Boy Heh, well it is very cool actually.  I'm all about sharing the joy!  It was surprisingly much more meaningful to me than I thought it would be.  I would encourage everyone who is curious about it to try it and see how they feel. 

[sneakersjay]

There is a learning curve for sure.  Just when I thought I had it, I'd pee myself.     So then I'd keep at it, think I had it down pat, and pee myself again.  Finally got the hang of it enough to where I had total confidence in crowded restrooms at the urinal (Chicago O'Hare Airport!).

Now I'm back to that learning curve of peeing through my fly.  Just when I think I have it mastered I spray my pants.  Why do I feel like a middle-aged toddler?! 


Jay

[Tad]

Good feeling isn't it/ I pee everywhere and anywhere without having to drop my pants now. After peeing myself alot..

[Sharky]

Congrats. Practice in the tub. The first time I tried I did it perfectly. The few times since my stream was wonky and made me pee all over the place. I don't have a stp device though.