Lost job opportunity

[Jamie D]

Lingerie Football League goes on hiatus for 2012 season

The Lingerie Football League is hanging up its garters for the 2012 season.

League spokesman Jim Wallin announced Friday that the LFL will go on hiatus until April 2013 so it can get on a warm-weather schedule in the spring and summer....

The seven-on-seven female league was created in 2009. Eleven teams played in the 2011 season, which culminated in a third straight championship for the Los Angeles Temptation.

I mean, if Jenna Talackova can break downs barriers in the world of beauty pageants, why can't Jamie D do the same in lingerie football?

[Sephirah]

Well I suppose it gives new meaning to "Tight end".

One can only imagine the key demographic for this, lol.

[Felix]

I know it's exploitative and probably all wrong, but it's hard not to look at that.

[Jamie D]

I know it's exploitative and probably all wrong, but it's hard not to look at that.

If lingerie football is wrong, I don't want to be right. 

[Cindy]

It has just started in Australia, wonder if I should apply, or go for the mud wrestling instead?

[Jamie D]

It has just started in Australia, wonder if I should apply, or go for the mud wrestling instead?

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

How do you look in terra cotta?

[Cindy]

Oh so that's your day job

[justmeinoz]

It's exploitative, an utterly baffling and dumb game and I love it!   The sort of girls who love going to the Roller Derby will be at any games held in my town. 

[Jamie D]

Well, there is always this popular Tasmanian pub sport ...

[Cindy]

Tasmanians are into full contact dwarf sport

[Jamie D]

I want Cindy and Karen on my team.  I hear they are "bad-ass bitches."

[justmeinoz]

My point exactly! 

[Jamie D]

Karen = bottom right (September)

[AbraCadabra]

OMG, so much more Pilates to go to get even near THOSE WAIST-LINES!!!

Now so much for "lost" job opportunity... bad-ass hey... aren't there some jobs to get paid just crying... sobbing, screaming, and heaving over those LOST opportunities.
Those waist-lines are killing me!

I'm right now starting to practice, sob, heave, snotty tears... ouch!

Life's a bitch, and now I are one... a waist-line, please!!!

Axélle

[Jamie D]

Axelle would be a natural on the roller derby team. With her natural flair for parade-like precision, I could see her lead the block on a break-away, knocking defenders out of the way like swatting flies away from the picnic.

And which might be Cindy? Tats on the arms, leg bruises, and red devil horns?  No doubt about it.  If she's on the track, watch out for a sudden forearm shiver to the jaw. She has a reputation to keep.