Quote from: jmaxley on January 06, 2011, 03:29:50 PM
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?
Another favorite:
Beans, beans, good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
Beans, beans, for every meal.
A similar one:
Bean, beans, the magical fruit
the more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel
so eat some beans with every meal.
