Ok, turns out the new me is a glory-hound, shameless and brave and how many cheerleader threads ever pop up on Susan's anyway? Here it is, but don't say I didn't warn you. It is hideous beyond compare. Burn the retinas out of your eyes bad.
There was a costume contest vote at this party and I came in second by one vote because a few people thought I was actually female, but found out after the vote that I wasn't. Those same people are all now in the mad-house.

I did keep that black mini though. It is hanging in my closet right now ready to be unleashed on the unsuspecting masses.