( Do pardon the shouting please....)
NORMAL!!!
AGH!!!
NO I'M NOT NORMAL!I don't CARE that I'm not normal!I'm HAPPY
NOT being NORMAL!
I don't WANT to be normal to fit in with petty-mined little pencilheads like you.
I'm sorry anything that's not NORMAL bothers your PWECIOUS little sensibilities!
HERE'S THE TINIEST VIOLIN IN THE WORLD, PLAYING FOR YOUR SENSIBILITIES!!!
I dont WANT to be normal because it hurts, all the time, to be "normal", to try to please the narrowminded people of this world, and THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!
I am not going to let your judgements ruin my life for me.
You can kiss my flabby, middle-aged, transgendered rump!
And a lot of the people I care about, they're not normal either. No, we're all weird, some more than others. If that bothers you, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
....Ok, betters.