Look out, Mr Mackay, it's Genial Hattie Grout

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Look out, Mr Mackay, it's Genial Hattie Grout

By Richard Littlejohn
Last updated at 9:12 AM on 8th March 2011

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1363947/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Look-Mr-Mackay-Genial-Hattie-Grout.html

Prisoners planning sex-change operations are to be allowed make-up and 'gender appropriate' clothing, under new guidelines issued by the Ministry of Justice.

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There you are, Mr Mackay. Would you mind stepping away from the door. You're in my light.

Your light, Fletcher?

Yes, Mr Mackay. I'm trying to put on my make-up. I still haven't quite got the hang of eye shadow, but this lip gloss looks a treat, don't you think? My Ingrid uses the same shade.