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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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dalebert

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September 16, 2013, 02:46:06 PM
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Amelia Pond

#1361
September 16, 2013, 03:18:50 PM
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MadeleineG

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September 16, 2013, 08:30:04 PM
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Amelia Pond

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September 16, 2013, 08:37:06 PM
Quote from: Just Maddie! on September 16, 2013, 08:30:04 PM

You made me want to go play Monkey Island.  :laugh:

Queen Amy
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MadeleineG

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September 16, 2013, 09:02:35 PM
Quote from: Amelia Pond on September 16, 2013, 08:37:06 PM
You made me want to go play Monkey Island.  :laugh:

Queen Amy

I'm in a retro LucasArts mood. ;)
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Amelia Pond

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September 16, 2013, 09:03:46 PM
Quote from: Just Maddie! on September 16, 2013, 09:02:35 PM
I'm in a retro LucasArts mood. ;)
There's nothing wrong with that. ;)

Queen Amy
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Danielle Emmalee

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September 16, 2013, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: Just Maddie! on September 16, 2013, 09:02:35 PM
I'm in a retro LucasArts mood. ;)

Best game of 1995: The Dig
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Amelia Pond

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September 16, 2013, 09:08:32 PM


To make a bad joke even worse. In the New 52 continuity, Lois and Clark were never together. Superman and Wonder Woman got together! HA! I just made myself sad.  :(
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dalebert

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September 17, 2013, 11:40:41 AM
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dalebert

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September 17, 2013, 06:57:32 PM
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Mariax

#1370
September 17, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: dalebert on September 17, 2013, 06:57:32 PM

I think you need to be a certain age in order to get that. And, yes, I know it's on Youtube.
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Danielle Emmalee

#1371
September 17, 2013, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: Mariax on September 17, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
I think you need to be a certain age in order to get that. And, yes, I know it's on Youtube.

I'm confused about the YouTube reference and also the being a certain age to get the joke.  Isn't it just a play on the "If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Mariax

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September 17, 2013, 07:46:19 PM
Quote from: This is the displayed name that people will see. on September 17, 2013, 07:13:52 PM
I'm confused about the YouTube reference and also the being a certain age to get the joke.  Isn't it just a play on the "If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
There's that, too, but the whole I've fallen and I can't  get up deal is from an emergency response service for the elderly from the early nineties. When it started airing, everyone in school was saying it. Let me see if I can find it.

Edit: Found it!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bQlpDiXPZHQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbQlpDiXPZHQ
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dalebert

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September 17, 2013, 10:46:27 PM
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dalebert

#1374
September 17, 2013, 10:49:31 PM
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Danielle Emmalee

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September 17, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Mariax

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September 18, 2013, 12:14:49 AM
Quote from: This is the displayed name that people will see on September 17, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
I would so play this.
We used to play something similar at home, but we used biscuits, and instead of a hot pepper it was a clump of baking soda. Not so much a game, I suppose, as bad cooking.
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dalebert

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September 18, 2013, 08:20:35 AM
"Well you might say Sci-show has got you covered." -Hank @ ~30 secs

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Amelia Pond

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September 18, 2013, 08:29:25 AM
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dalebert

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September 18, 2013, 10:58:42 AM
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