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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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Amelia Pond

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September 11, 2013, 02:23:45 PM
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Amelia Pond

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September 11, 2013, 02:33:49 PM
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dalebert

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September 11, 2013, 04:55:58 PM


I wonder how many folks here are too young to get the reference.
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Amelia Pond

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September 11, 2013, 05:03:30 PM
Quote from: dalebert on September 11, 2013, 04:55:58 PM
I wonder how many folks here are too young to get the reference.

I don't know. THIRD BASE!

Amy
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Beth Andrea

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September 11, 2013, 05:17:33 PM
Quote from: Amelia Pond on September 11, 2013, 05:03:30 PM
I don't know. THIRD BASE!

Amy

Yes. Hu's on first.
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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dalebert

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September 11, 2013, 05:38:10 PM
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Amelia Pond

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September 11, 2013, 10:18:08 PM
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dalebert

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September 12, 2013, 06:25:12 AM
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dalebert

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September 12, 2013, 06:52:26 AM
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dalebert

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September 12, 2013, 06:52:56 AM
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dalebert

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September 12, 2013, 08:53:57 AM
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Amelia Pond

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September 12, 2013, 09:00:39 AM
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Amelia Pond

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September 12, 2013, 12:33:20 PM
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Danielle Emmalee

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September 12, 2013, 12:35:35 PM
Quote from: Amelia Pond on September 12, 2013, 12:33:20 PM


Much funnier than the "joke" you posted in the Good Jokes thread. 
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Amelia Pond

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September 12, 2013, 12:39:54 PM
Quote from: Alice Danielle on September 12, 2013, 12:35:35 PM
Much funnier than the "joke" you posted in the Good Jokes thread.
It's good jokes AND funny quotes and what I posted is funny if you're a Doctor Who fan. I can't help it if you don't watch good television. :P

Besides, if you don't like my posts in the other thread then post some new stuff. ;)

Amy
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Danielle Emmalee

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September 12, 2013, 02:24:53 PM
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Beth Andrea

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September 12, 2013, 08:18:36 PM
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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Danielle Emmalee

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September 12, 2013, 08:21:43 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on September 12, 2013, 08:18:36 PM
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!1!



No offense meant, just find it funny when I see the "1" after exclamation points.
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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V M

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September 12, 2013, 09:06:16 PM
Those are some rather odd looking smiling bunnies you've got there Alice
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Danielle Emmalee

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September 12, 2013, 09:09:02 PM
Quote from: V M on September 12, 2013, 09:06:16 PM
Those are some rather odd looking smiling bunnies you've got there Alice

Hahahahaha I almost posted a "What are you talking about?" to this.  I like the yellow and orange ones with 5 eyes and 5 ears the most. 
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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