Chunk...sounds like you will be dressing as yourself a lot more now...just don't get too comfortable. Remember where you are...while it is good to dress how you feel, it is not a good idea to go to a 5-star restaurant wearing a t-shirt, flannel pajama bottoms and bunny slippers--people will stare and comment.
Okie Dokie there, old what's-your-name...I love a challenge.
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As for what else you can give me a hard time on, lets check the list:
[X] Spelling and/or Grammar
[X] Name or Multiple names
[ ] Age
[ ] Clothes
[ ] Appearance
[ ] Family
[ ] Job/Career
[ ] Location/Town/State
[ ] IQ
[ ] Vehicle
[ ] All of thee above
- Spelling/Grammar? Well, she has been churning that butter a long time, why don't ya head out back and let yer Grammar rest for a spell? Oh, by the way, the third word in the last line of the quote should only have one "e".
- You know, for being such a dirty
old man, you ain't a bad
older lady...but I still believe you hid all those wrinkles with botox.
- The last time I saw clothes like that was at the fire sale on a well done mannequin...and they were funky Country Club Golf clothes at that...Honey, the plaid polyester double-knit pants are a definite no-no. They really do make your butt look big.
- I got an email a while back from someone saying they saw you at work the other day. They said your pictures didn't do you justice...that you were much cuter in person, had a great figure (with giant bazongas) and the long blond hair just put everything over the top. Later in the email, they said they realized they had been looking at a Pamela Anderson poster.
- OK...Families are off limits...they must be or else why wouldn't they let you hunt them?
- Job and career? Hey, you've got one and that's a wonderful thing. Actually, I think your job is neat...you get to read Sports Illustrated, Playboy, Popular Mechanics, Better Homes and Gardens, Redbook and everyone's favorite, Cosmo, and it's all part of doing your job. Bitchin'!!!!
- Of course, you do live in the heartland of America...well, maybe a little below the heart, like in the Bible Belt...well, more like below the belt...but remember, just like the geezers down at the VFW hope for below their belts, the South's gonna rise again.
- I would make fun of your IQ, but odds are it is higher than mine and you will blast me for this...then again, I didn't publish a target list and say "hit me"...Doh!
- Can't give you much of a hard time about your vehicle, as I'm not sure what you drive...but based on where you live, I'm guessing whatever you drive is being pulled by a flop-eared mule named Whoa. Giddy up, Whoa! Giddy up, Whoa! And you wonder why she keeps stopping every time you call her name.
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As for what else you can give me a hard time on, lets check the list:
[X] Spelling and/or Grammar
[X] Name or Multiple names
[X] Age
[X] Clothes
[X] Appearance
[X] Family
[X] Job/Career
[X] Location/Town/State
[X] IQ
[X] Vehicle
[X] All of thee above
OK, most of those were so bad that I'm sure a gotcha will be zinging its way back to me. Still, I did chuckle writing a couple of them. I am now waiting for the critique, oh mighty one.
....Laurie