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Started by Janet_Girl, May 08, 2011, 05:13:30 PM

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Janet_Girl

May 08, 2011, 05:13:30 PM
 A cannibal was walking through the jungle.  And came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.


Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

      + Tourist:                                                          $8.00

      +Broiled  Missionary:                                      $10.00

      +Fried  Explorer:                                             $12.50

      +Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative:        $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
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V M

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May 08, 2011, 05:48:02 PM
He He  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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