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The Diet

Started by cindianna_jones, February 03, 2007, 03:15:29 AM

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February 03, 2007, 03:15:29 AM Last Edit: February 03, 2007, 03:46:22 PM by Cindi Jones
Jim and Joe were getting dressed to play racketball. They were old high school buddies and the once a month racketball sessions were the only chance they had to catch up with each other.

"Joe!  You are bruised all over!  What in the world happened to you?"

"Jim, I got hurt on my new diet. It's called the Purina Dog Chow Diet"

"Joe, I'm not quite sure I understand....  you are eating dog chow?"

"Jim, yup, it's the Purina Dog Chow Diet.  That's what I eat."

"Okay, so Joe, how did you get hurt eating dog chow?  Is it disagreeing with your skin or something?"

"Well, you see Jim, I was doing fine on the diet, losing weight and feeling that animal within me come alive again.  But then one day I laid down in the street to lick my butt and a car ran over me."

;)

Cindi
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Steph

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February 03, 2007, 06:12:11 AM
LOL :)

I'm so glad that you still have your sense of humor hon.

Steph
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Maebh

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February 21, 2007, 09:20:36 PM
"I'll stick to the Sea-food diet myself"
"Sea-food diet?"
"Yes; I see food, I eat it!"
LL&R
Maebh
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