Ok well first three replies came in and I'm in tears... so... yeah.

Oh damn - good tears, sorry.  I buried the lede on that a bit.

Right write

This evening I ate Sloppy Joe sandwiches.

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Remember if you see a wig on a wig stand or in a picture, its LENGTH may not come down as far on you.  This has a lot to do with the shape of your head and how the wig is made.

Also, do not forget the hair adornments, such as clips, barrettes, bows, and pins.
They can be fun, but they can also be very practical.