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Title: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: kaelin on February 06, 2007, 11:25:50 PM
Post by: kaelin on February 06, 2007, 11:25:50 PM
Sure you are, pal (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2852851)
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 06, 2007, 11:31:04 PM
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 06, 2007, 11:31:04 PM
Put him back into the public light for a few years. Let's see what happens. ;)
Cindi
Cindi
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: kaelin on February 06, 2007, 11:50:57 PM
Post by: kaelin on February 06, 2007, 11:50:57 PM
As Jon Stewart said: "...you can't catch 'gay', but 'gay' can sure as Hell catch you."
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Melissa-kitty on February 07, 2007, 05:01:06 AM
Post by: Melissa-kitty on February 07, 2007, 05:01:06 AM
He has chosen the path of pain. Poor guy. But in the process, he does so much harm to everyone else.. like a grenade.. he destroys himself and takes others with him.. B($*&^!
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 07, 2007, 05:37:39 PM
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 07, 2007, 05:37:39 PM
He's been ostracized and told to leave the state... even after being completely "healed". What a Christian thing to do.
Hmmmm.... so much of this hits so close to home.
Cindi
Hmmmm.... so much of this hits so close to home.
Cindi
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Brianna on February 07, 2007, 05:46:24 PM
Post by: Brianna on February 07, 2007, 05:46:24 PM
Well. I, unlike others, believe that there is an excellent cure for homosexuality. It's called transition. :) I used to be gay, but the good lord Jesus cured me of my sinful homosexuality.
;)
Bri
;)
Bri
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Melissa on February 07, 2007, 05:52:29 PM
Post by: Melissa on February 07, 2007, 05:52:29 PM
Yeah, that is until the next time he gets caught. :)
Melissa
Melissa
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Lori on February 07, 2007, 06:24:09 PM
Post by: Lori on February 07, 2007, 06:24:09 PM
Would this be "homosexual purging?" ???
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: kaelin on February 07, 2007, 08:49:25 PM
Post by: kaelin on February 07, 2007, 08:49:25 PM
Quote from: Cindi Jones on February 07, 2007, 05:37:39 PM
He's been ostracized and told to leave the state... even after being completely "healed". What a Christian thing to do.
Hmmmm.... so much of this hits so close to home.
Cindi
In their defense, consider he was once the one spouting such bigotry in a mega-church until a few months ago. That, and there's the fact his affair happened outside "the sanctity of marriage." And the other guy was a drug-dealing prostitute, who supplied Haggard with the speed he was taking.
While that degree of intimidation is overkill, there's a substantial chance this guy is simply a greedy, power-hungry sociopath that by medical standards will be extremely difficult to rehabilitate anyway. It's hard to blame those people for wanting him far away from them and the ones they love.
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Lori on February 07, 2007, 08:59:47 PM
Post by: Lori on February 07, 2007, 08:59:47 PM
Quote from: Cindi Jones on February 07, 2007, 05:37:39 PM
He's been ostracized and told to leave the state... even after being completely "healed". What a Christian thing to do.
Hmmmm.... so much of this hits so close to home.
Cindi
His followers must be people like Jennifer Thurman.
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Hazumu on February 07, 2007, 09:31:10 PM
Post by: Hazumu on February 07, 2007, 09:31:10 PM
Quote from: Lori on February 07, 2007, 08:59:47 PM
His followers must be people like Jennifer Thurman.
D'you think their DNA has anything to do with it? >:D >:D >:D
Karen
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 07, 2007, 09:38:00 PM
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 07, 2007, 09:38:00 PM
I think that it is a different acid.... BNA bigotraybosnucleicacid
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: LostInTime on February 07, 2007, 10:20:30 PM
Post by: LostInTime on February 07, 2007, 10:20:30 PM
Has there been an investigation into the crimes he commited? Perhaps he should be tried, sent to jail, and then sent into a real rehab program rather than the voodoo mumbo jumbo.
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Melissa on February 08, 2007, 03:48:09 PM
Post by: Melissa on February 08, 2007, 03:48:09 PM
Quote from: Kaelin on February 07, 2007, 08:49:25 PMAs if he could have had homosexual relations in "the sanctity of marriage" with gay marriage being made illegal by people who are "spouting such bigotry in a mega-church". :P
In their defense, consider he was once the one spouting such bigotry in a mega-church until a few months ago. That, and there's the fact his affair happened outside "the sanctity of marriage."
Melissa
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 08, 2007, 07:51:35 PM
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 08, 2007, 07:51:35 PM
Melissa, you are on a role lately. Quite a chuckle you gave me on this.
cindi
cindi
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: HelenW on February 08, 2007, 08:50:20 PM
Post by: HelenW on February 08, 2007, 08:50:20 PM
Knowing the kind of man he obviously is and the kind of people that are around him I'm not surprised that he was "cured." And so easily too! See? It works!! (where the heck is the irony icon?)
I guess they're making the only kind of hay they know how with what grew in their fields. Except that it's rotten before they even get it in the barn.
helen
I guess they're making the only kind of hay they know how with what grew in their fields. Except that it's rotten before they even get it in the barn.
helen
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Melissa on February 08, 2007, 09:06:14 PM
Post by: Melissa on February 08, 2007, 09:06:14 PM
Quote from: Cindi Jones on February 08, 2007, 07:51:35 PMThanks, my muse has been close at hand lately. :)
Melissa, you are on a role lately. Quite a chuckle you gave me on this.
Melissa
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: BrandiOK on February 08, 2007, 09:35:17 PM
Post by: BrandiOK on February 08, 2007, 09:35:17 PM
Three weeks of "intensive counseling" with four ministers? They could have just as easily convinced him that he was a platypus.
I can see it now....he's tied to a bed while they throw holy water on him and shout biblical verses at him until he barfs and the gay demon swears and flies away.
I can see it now....he's tied to a bed while they throw holy water on him and shout biblical verses at him until he barfs and the gay demon swears and flies away.
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 08, 2007, 09:40:12 PM
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 08, 2007, 09:40:12 PM
After going through some of this deprogramming myself, I can say that anyone will say anything just to get out of it. It is most unpleasant and demoralizing.
I certainly wish him the best. But I feel a sense of sorrow for someone who can't align their beliefs to their internal feelings. I find it most unfortunate that so many people fight their own demons by castigating those of others.
Cindi
I certainly wish him the best. But I feel a sense of sorrow for someone who can't align their beliefs to their internal feelings. I find it most unfortunate that so many people fight their own demons by castigating those of others.
Cindi
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Hazumu on February 08, 2007, 09:57:24 PM
Post by: Hazumu on February 08, 2007, 09:57:24 PM
Quote from: Cindi Jones on February 08, 2007, 09:40:12 PM
I find it most unfortunate that so many people fight their own demons by castigating those of others.
The art of projection knows no bounds...
-K
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: LynnER on February 09, 2007, 11:05:03 AM
Post by: LynnER on February 09, 2007, 11:05:03 AM
He should be glad he wasnt from another denomination of the christian chruches.... one man with 4 priests... *shudders*
It reminds me of a totaly inapropriate joke I know and if you want to hear it... find me in chat.
It reminds me of a totaly inapropriate joke I know and if you want to hear it... find me in chat.
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: kaelin on February 09, 2007, 01:57:42 PM
Post by: kaelin on February 09, 2007, 01:57:42 PM
You mean a religion where priests and others in the hierarchy are always wearing fabulous robes, that higher-ups are typically brandishing rods, and where there are lots of alter children offered up with little-to-no outside oversight?
I have no idea what you are talking about.
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Susan on February 09, 2007, 06:10:10 PM
Post by: Susan on February 09, 2007, 06:10:10 PM
This was posted at Americablog and I think it's probally fairly accurate....
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clarksvilleonline.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F02%2Fhaggardsnickers.jpg&hash=23edcc2d8a32d3b7c352f0dea19ee0712522a3ce)
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: LynnER on February 09, 2007, 06:14:24 PM
Post by: LynnER on February 09, 2007, 06:14:24 PM
.................. ROFL!!
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 09, 2007, 06:16:24 PM
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 09, 2007, 06:16:24 PM
Great cartoon!
Cindi
Cindi
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: Dennis on February 09, 2007, 06:30:01 PM
Post by: Dennis on February 09, 2007, 06:30:01 PM
ROFL, I love it!
Dennis
Dennis
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: BrandiOK on February 09, 2007, 07:37:38 PM
Post by: BrandiOK on February 09, 2007, 07:37:38 PM
That's perfect...LMAO
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: umop ap!sdn on February 10, 2007, 01:03:57 AM
Post by: umop ap!sdn on February 10, 2007, 01:03:57 AM
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Combining two otherwise unrelated recent events - I love it!!!!
Combining two otherwise unrelated recent events - I love it!!!!
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 10, 2007, 06:40:47 AM
Post by: cindianna_jones on February 10, 2007, 06:40:47 AM
I just finished watching the Law and Order rip off of this story. I like the way they take a headline like this and play with it. In this episode, the preacher man was acused of killing his gay lover. The plot line seemed a little absurd. But.... the absurdity was also all too real. This sort of stuff does indeed go on.
Cindi
Cindi
Title: Re: Ted Haggard "Completely Heterosexual"
Post by: kaelin on February 10, 2007, 12:02:39 PM
Post by: kaelin on February 10, 2007, 12:02:39 PM
If there is anything TV shows can do well, it's imitate.