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Title: An important date 19 September
Post by: Cindy on September 19, 2011, 02:55:21 AM
I hope you remember that 19 September is The International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Yes me 'arties.

So some Pirate posts are required.

Now where did I put my parrot

The fine lass Cindy
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: V M on September 19, 2011, 03:33:00 AM
Arrr, but I be to be given a wonder wens exactellectally pirate's week be upon the hosts and crustaceans of the seven seas... Blind cats and hell's fire but today be the day!!! Hoist yer sails!!!
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Padma on September 19, 2011, 03:36:31 AM
Aaaaarrr - V M me heartie, your avatarrrrrr just blew my fuses ;D
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Cindy on September 19, 2011, 03:46:41 AM
Padma with a patch you'd make quite a sexy pirate.

Always check the size of the cutlass

Cindy.
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Padma on September 19, 2011, 03:55:34 AM
Heh, I read that as: "Always check the size of the cut, lass!" ;D

Actually, I am quite a dashing dyke when I'm in a frilly-fronted white shirt :). (...and I just bought my girlfriend a cat o'nine tails, but shhh, it's a surprise...)

Aaaaaarrrrr!!
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Cindy on September 19, 2011, 04:07:32 AM
I've always had problems getting the parrot ->-bleeped-<- out of my blouse.

Cindy
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Padma on September 19, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
When it comes to parrots, it's prudent to keep your friends close, and your enemas closer :).
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Cindy on September 19, 2011, 04:24:40 AM
Chinese Pirate talk. I'm impressed.

Where is Bluebeard's treasure buried?

Have spade, will travel

:laugh:Cindy
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Padma on September 19, 2011, 04:36:57 AM
I wouldn't mind being Cap'n Jill Sparrow - if I didn't have to drink so much! A bit of Orlando, a bit of Kiera... a fine cocktail, aaarrrrr!!
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: V M on September 19, 2011, 04:44:17 AM
Where does a pirate bury their treasure?

*Hint* - It's called booty
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Padma on September 19, 2011, 04:47:05 AM
Booty be in the eye of the beholderrrrr... ;D

On those lonely nights, Long John Silver needs more than one set of batteries.
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Cindy on September 19, 2011, 04:48:17 AM
Are you washing your treasure?
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Padma on September 19, 2011, 04:50:29 AM
Arrr, no, I likes it salty...
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Cindy on September 19, 2011, 04:57:15 AM
Now where do I get the fifteen men to play with my chest?
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: V M on September 19, 2011, 05:04:09 AM
How many pirates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, but it'd have to be a rather large light bulb arrr
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Padma on September 19, 2011, 05:18:09 AM
Yo ho ho and a joggle of bum...
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
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Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Devlyn on September 19, 2011, 05:59:06 AM
Aaaaaar! Pirates Day be here! I'll finish me coffee and be right with ye! Arrrrrh!
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: justmeinoz on September 19, 2011, 07:17:15 AM
Arr, and the shoppe "The Good Pirate" in Main Road, be closed  today Jim boy, Arr. They'd be off to the pillaging they would arr.
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Amazon D on September 19, 2011, 07:35:52 AM
I can't say much .. they made me walk the plank  :o 

and i ain't no mattey

but that doesn't matter i am fish food now

Well i am a lesbian <fish>
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: mimpi on September 19, 2011, 09:19:45 AM
As someone born in the Westcountry who still struggles with the 'R's' this is a cruel, cruel thread! Next it will be combine harvester jokes... ;D

Edit: thart should'ave rred combyne 'arrvesterr
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Padma on September 19, 2011, 10:30:26 AM
Oi'll give you the key, moi loverrrrrr.... (as someone who's spent a fifth of his/her life in the south west, and be now 'appily back in Devon, loike... :))
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Constance on September 19, 2011, 10:45:54 AM
A pirate be in a bar one night with the helm down the front of his pants. The bar maid serves him his rum an' sez, "Do you know you have a helm in your pants?"

And he sez, "Arr, it's drivin' my nuts."
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Padma on September 19, 2011, 10:49:05 AM
Is that a helm in yer pants, or are ye just pleased to sea me? :)
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: V M on September 19, 2011, 11:21:12 AM
How many pirates does it take to wrestle a ferocious sea serpent?

ALL HANDS ON DECK!!! ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!
Title: Re: An important date 19 September
Post by: Devlyn on September 19, 2011, 03:31:21 PM
Arrrrrr, here be a limerick fer all ye semen and landlubbers alike!************I'll be a pirates cutie, but it be me pirate girl duty, to git me fair share, o' that treasure chest there, afore he gets any booty!