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Title: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: justmeinoz on September 23, 2011, 07:20:06 AM
Post by: justmeinoz on September 23, 2011, 07:20:06 AM
Apparently 95% of all Harley-Davidson motorcycles ever made are still on the road.
The rest are still waiting for the trailer to get them home.
Harley-Davidsons; the most effective device ever built for the conversion of petrol into noise, without the production of horsepower.
The rest are still waiting for the trailer to get them home.
Harley-Davidsons; the most effective device ever built for the conversion of petrol into noise, without the production of horsepower.
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2011, 11:36:18 AM
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2011, 11:36:18 AM
Maybe it's a good thing Ford and Totota don't mass-produce bikes.
The Fords would die too fast and with Toyota bikes the throttle might stick...and then your brakes would fail too!
>:-)
The Fords would die too fast and with Toyota bikes the throttle might stick...and then your brakes would fail too!
>:-)
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: justmeinoz on September 24, 2011, 04:30:38 AM
Post by: justmeinoz on September 24, 2011, 04:30:38 AM
Ford- Fix Or Repair Daily?
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: Janet_Girl on September 24, 2011, 08:22:20 AM
Post by: Janet_Girl on September 24, 2011, 08:22:20 AM
Do you know why Harleys last so long? It is because of the oil. On the crankcase, frame, seat, chrome and rider. Not much in the crankcase, just everywhere else.
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: Shana A on September 24, 2011, 11:29:38 AM
Post by: Shana A on September 24, 2011, 11:29:38 AM
Q What's the difference between a 12 string guitar and a Harley?
A You can tune the Harley.
A You can tune the Harley.
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: Amaranth on September 25, 2011, 01:44:14 AM
Post by: Amaranth on September 25, 2011, 01:44:14 AM
What do you get when 32 harley riders are in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
A full set of teeth.
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: Jennifer on September 25, 2011, 09:43:11 PM
Post by: Jennifer on September 25, 2011, 09:43:11 PM
What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
With a vacuum cleaner the dirt bag goes on the inside. ;D
With a vacuum cleaner the dirt bag goes on the inside. ;D
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: Aileen on September 27, 2011, 06:03:44 AM
Post by: Aileen on September 27, 2011, 06:03:44 AM
A Honda goldwing driver and a Harley driver are sitting in a bar, talking about the pro and cons about their machines. Somewhere in the middle of the talk, the goldwing driver shows a navigation system, explaining that this allows him to decide which way he wants to take - the long way with a beautiful view, a short way, no offroad...
The Harley driver nods and shows his device and explains: This is my weather forecast device. That way I can decide if I can transport my Harley using the open trailer or if I have to cover it well to protect it from rain.
The Harley driver nods and shows his device and explains: This is my weather forecast device. That way I can decide if I can transport my Harley using the open trailer or if I have to cover it well to protect it from rain.
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: Padma on September 27, 2011, 08:06:00 AM
Post by: Padma on September 27, 2011, 08:06:00 AM
Visual joke without the visuals, so prepare to use your imagination:
Q: What's this? *flaps hands randomly against/around each other above her head...*
A: A rabbit on a motorbike.
Q: What's this? *flaps hands randomly against/around each other above her head...*
A: A rabbit on a motorbike.
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: nickikim on October 15, 2011, 07:17:21 AM
Post by: nickikim on October 15, 2011, 07:17:21 AM
It offically becomes a Halloween costume when you put on chaps, Ymca, YMCA.....
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: martinb on October 15, 2011, 07:26:56 AM
Post by: martinb on October 15, 2011, 07:26:56 AM
Hey,leave off the Harley`s will ya,love my little Sportster.Having said that tho i love that old Indian ad that goes"Harley Davidson made of tin,ride `em out,push `em in"They really had a sense of humour them days.
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: justmeinoz on October 16, 2011, 05:36:47 AM
Post by: justmeinoz on October 16, 2011, 05:36:47 AM
It's not so much the HD, it's the ego's of the people riding them in a lot of cases.
Some of who are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle!
Some of who are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle!
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: martinb on October 16, 2011, 04:07:52 PM
Post by: martinb on October 16, 2011, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: justmeinoz on October 16, 2011, 05:36:47 AM
It's not so much the HD, it's the ego's of the people riding them in a lot of cases.
Some of who are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle!
True unfortunately,there`s a lot of posing ->-bleeped-<-s ride hogs!
Title: Re: Motorcycle jokes.
Post by: nickikim on October 16, 2011, 08:05:04 PM
Post by: nickikim on October 16, 2011, 08:05:04 PM
We call the posers Goony wobblers ,most recognizable ,by the low speed goony wobble gyrations , straight pipes on stock motors, ( jet for it at least ,gawd ) non helmet helmets , and sitting on the bike when they group park, 75% of actual on bike time. Same guys who bitch about getting a ticket after reving the snot out at every traffic light, wankers. Anyone seen the South Park about the harley riders? Biggest harley joke ever, Vrod. yuck.