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Title: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: Devlyn on October 26, 2011, 05:57:52 PM
Post by: Devlyn on October 26, 2011, 05:57:52 PM
Yeah, I didn't even bother looking into the details on this one. Here it is in a nutshell, another Massachusetts couple got lost in a different corn maze than the last one, and called the police. Don't ask me, I have no idea why these folks are so stupid.
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: wheat thins are delicious on October 26, 2011, 06:07:03 PM
Post by: wheat thins are delicious on October 26, 2011, 06:07:03 PM
LOL some people got lost in another one? We are talking about an actual corn maze right?
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: Devlyn on October 26, 2011, 07:42:05 PM
Post by: Devlyn on October 26, 2011, 07:42:05 PM
Andy, I couldn't be making this up! These dummies are getting outwitted by corn left and right.
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: justmeinoz on October 26, 2011, 08:43:58 PM
Post by: justmeinoz on October 26, 2011, 08:43:58 PM
Surprised they didn't light a fire so that people could find them. Of course then there wouldn't be a maze and they could get out!
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: Cindy on October 27, 2011, 02:29:50 AM
Post by: Cindy on October 27, 2011, 02:29:50 AM
Are you sure this isn't due to Aliens dropping people into crop circles to see how intelligent humans are?
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: V M on October 27, 2011, 02:39:23 AM
Post by: V M on October 27, 2011, 02:39:23 AM
Dang Sis, I was just wondering the same thing :laugh:
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: Cindy on October 27, 2011, 02:57:34 AM
Post by: Cindy on October 27, 2011, 02:57:34 AM
Mmm wonder which sites they monitor to find suitable candidates :laugh:
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: tekla on October 27, 2011, 09:12:10 AM
Post by: tekla on October 27, 2011, 09:12:10 AM
You have to be lost for three days before realizing it to get into the Republican Primaries.
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: Devlyn on October 27, 2011, 10:21:05 AM
Post by: Devlyn on October 27, 2011, 10:21:05 AM
Bad reporting on my behalf, it was an apple orchard this time! Much scarier for an adult than a corn maze.
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: Fighter on October 28, 2011, 10:01:26 AM
Post by: Fighter on October 28, 2011, 10:01:26 AM
Maybe they should start handing out complimentary machetes at the entrances now? :laugh:
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: cynthialee on October 28, 2011, 10:14:05 AM
Post by: cynthialee on October 28, 2011, 10:14:05 AM
Here is a tip from an old dungeneer on how to get out of a maze.
It will work every time without fail. It will be time consuming but you will get out:
Pick a wall and follow it. Keep your shoulder to the same wall at all times and just start walking it out.
It will work every time without fail. It will be time consuming but you will get out:
Pick a wall and follow it. Keep your shoulder to the same wall at all times and just start walking it out.
Title: Re: More corn maze idiots!
Post by: cynthialee on October 28, 2011, 10:17:09 AM
Post by: cynthialee on October 28, 2011, 10:17:09 AM
Also....
It is just corn.
Just carefully pick your way through the corn walls and you are out.
It is just corn.
Just carefully pick your way through the corn walls and you are out.