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Title: pun-believable!!
Post by: Jessica M on November 09, 2011, 06:19:18 PM
Post by: Jessica M on November 09, 2011, 06:19:18 PM
I know a man who likes to fart in lifts (elevators for the yanks :P )
It's wrong on so many levels!
He ran a wheat-grinding operation which was far from run-of-the-mill!
A new lumberjack's union was started by a splinter group!
Join in, puns that are so bad they're good are the best (no pun there though)
It's wrong on so many levels!
He ran a wheat-grinding operation which was far from run-of-the-mill!
A new lumberjack's union was started by a splinter group!
Join in, puns that are so bad they're good are the best (no pun there though)
Title: Re: pun-believable!!
Post by: Constance on November 09, 2011, 06:22:15 PM
Post by: Constance on November 09, 2011, 06:22:15 PM
I know a Zen priest who refused Novocain at the at the dentist's office. He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Title: Re: pun-believable!!
Post by: Laurie K on November 10, 2011, 01:14:54 AM
Post by: Laurie K on November 10, 2011, 01:14:54 AM
A puppy gave birth at the side of the road..... she was charged for littering.
Title: Re: pun-believable!!
Post by: fleshpull on November 10, 2011, 01:28:35 AM
Post by: fleshpull on November 10, 2011, 01:28:35 AM
When i co worker says they're going to the bathroom I'll say 'you're in for a treat' or 'you're in trouble now'.