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Title: commercial slogans we can never forget
Post by: Amazon D on March 05, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
you wonder where the yellow went when you Brushed your teeth with pepsodent


Comical remake of comet cleanser: comet it makes your teeth so green, comet it taste like gasoline, comet, get some comet and vomit today

Where did everyone go? They went to Betsons furniture store !

It's Shake and bake and I helped
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Post by: peky on March 05, 2012, 06:12:35 PM
Where is the beef ?
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Post by: Devlyn on March 05, 2012, 06:27:43 PM
I...can't...believe...I...ate...the...whole...thing!
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Post by: peky on March 05, 2012, 06:39:30 PM
I fallen and I get up
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Post by: Jamie D on March 05, 2012, 06:42:23 PM
I'd like to teach the world to sing ...
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Post by: Val on March 05, 2012, 09:10:56 PM
"Welcome to HomeStarRunner.net!......It's dot com!"

"Please buy my product....."
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Post by: Devlyn on March 06, 2012, 05:22:22 AM
Mama Mia, that's a spicy meat-a-ball!
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Post by: Padma on March 06, 2012, 05:24:32 AM
Denim... for the man who doesn't have to try... too hard.
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Post by: Amazon D on March 06, 2012, 05:28:43 AM
a comical version of winston ciggarrettes: Winston taste bad like the one i just had, no filter, no flavor, just wrapped up toilet paper
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Post by: Padma on March 06, 2012, 05:30:15 AM
Alternative take on the Topic bar advert: What's got a hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel sh!t!
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Post by: Amazon D on March 06, 2012, 06:25:33 AM
Quote from: peky on March 05, 2012, 06:39:30 PM
I fallen and I get up

I think you mean " I have fallen down and i can't get up" 
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Post by: Padma on March 06, 2012, 06:30:25 AM
I don't remember the slogan, but one of the funniest things I ever saw in an advert was the one we had over here trying to explain (in a cool way, with young, enthusiastic dancers) that the Marathon bar was now called Snickers.

Seriously, Snickers? Sounds like knickers...
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Post by: Devlyn on March 07, 2012, 08:24:10 PM
Time to make the doughnuts...
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Post by: Michelle. on March 08, 2012, 12:59:57 AM
Clap on, clap off....the clapper.
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Post by: Devlyn on March 08, 2012, 05:45:30 AM
All my men wear English Leather, or they wear nothing at all.
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Post by: Padma on March 08, 2012, 05:57:11 AM
This was on the radio a lot when I was about 11, and it really stuck in my mind, for reasons I wouldn't get for another 12 years... to a terrible jingly 70's tune. The words make little sense :).

Richard Shops are filled with all the pretty things, such a lovely pretty things to wear - hey there, pretty things, make the world a prettier place - come pretty-up, come buy your clothes at Richard Shops.

Well bloody hell, you can find everything on youtube these days, here's that very advert, introduced by Kenny Everett.

Commercial Advert 1975 - Richard Shops (Pretty Things - Paul Young) - Wrt Roger Greenaway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftOH5qDxT0#)
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Post by: Amazon D on March 08, 2012, 07:30:54 AM
Quote from: Padma on March 08, 2012, 05:57:11 AM
This was on the radio a lot when I was about 11, and it really stuck in my mind, for reasons I wouldn't get for another 12 years... to a terrible jingly 70's tune. The words make little sense :).

Richard Shops are filled with all the pretty things, such a lovely pretty things to wear - hey there, pretty things, make the world a prettier place - come pretty-up, come buy your clothes at Richard Shops.

Well bloody hell, you can find everything on youtube these days, here's that very advert, introduced by Kenny Everett.

Commercial Advert 1975 - Richard Shops (Pretty Things - Paul Young) - Wrt Roger Greenaway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftOH5qDxT0#)

wow i would have loved that commercial.. :)
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Post by: ♥ Dutchess on March 12, 2012, 01:02:53 AM
"If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face"
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Post by: Devlyn on March 12, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
Uh-oh! Spaghettios!
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Post by: Devlyn on March 13, 2012, 01:08:34 PM
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!
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Post by: Amazon D on March 13, 2012, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Devlyn on March 13, 2012, 01:08:34 PM
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!

Reminds me of an ex i know..  ::)
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Post by: Devlyn on March 13, 2012, 05:01:15 PM
Everything is better, with Blue Bonnet on it!
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Post by: Devlyn on March 14, 2012, 04:25:05 PM
"Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat!" ...who knows the next line? Hugs, Devlyn
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Post by: King Malachite on March 14, 2012, 04:28:33 PM
I can't believe it's not butter!
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Post by: Devlyn on March 14, 2012, 05:39:13 PM
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
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Post by: kyle_lawrence on March 14, 2012, 07:18:19 PM
Mikey  likes it!
What would you doOo for a Klondike bar?
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Post by: K Style Addiction on March 15, 2012, 01:28:49 AM
It's GREEEEAAAAAATTTTTTT.
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Post by: April Dawne on March 15, 2012, 03:12:19 AM
"Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is"

"The best part of waking up, is Folger's in your cup!"

"Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"
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Post by: Padma on March 15, 2012, 03:16:15 AM
"One instinctively knows when something is right."
(said in the 70s of some truly godawful processed cheese called Cracker Barrel...)
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Post by: Devlyn on March 15, 2012, 11:07:50 AM
You sank my battleship!
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Post by: Amazon D on March 16, 2012, 05:57:53 AM
Lucky charms "it's magically delicous"

Gaggh i hated sweet cereals and pop tarts


Alka celtzer : Pop pop fiz fiz oh what a relief its is


Bud Wies er = ribit = the frogs promoting budweiser beer

nobody doesn't (does it) like sara lee






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Post by: justmeinoz on March 16, 2012, 06:03:40 AM
"Buuuundddeeeeee!"  as the Bundaberg Rum  Polar Bear comes out on top again.

"Not..Happy..Jan!", who forgot to put the company ad in the Yellow Pages.
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Post by: Amazon D on March 16, 2012, 06:05:57 AM
in the valley of the jolly GREEN GIANT

slinky slinky its fn for girls and boys

kool aid kool aid taste great which i had some can't wait   gagggh i hated it

would you like a hawiaain punch BLAM


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Post by: AbraCadabra on March 16, 2012, 06:11:40 AM
"Cremora" (a coffee whitener).... "It's not inside, it's on top!!!"

Guess what that was used for... :-)
i.e. a woman (in the add) shouting from another room to her partner looking for the creamer in the refrigerator.

No further explanations needed I guess,
Axélle
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Post by: Devlyn on March 16, 2012, 05:00:34 PM
Bonus points! Who said "Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"
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Post by: Padma on March 16, 2012, 05:03:29 PM
I'm stuck with the memory of some hoon in an Aussie advert (I was over there c.2004) grinning and giving the camera the thumbs-up and saying "Aw Yeeah!"
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Post by: Amazon D on March 16, 2012, 05:55:41 PM
Quote from: Padma on March 16, 2012, 05:03:29 PM
I'm stuck with the memory of some hoon in an Aussie advert (I was over there c.2004) grinning and giving the camera the thumbs-up and saying "Aw Yeeah!"

Looking cute Padma = said with a down under accent  :-*

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Post by: Padma on March 17, 2012, 03:24:12 AM
Quote from: Amazon D on March 16, 2012, 05:55:41 PM
Looking cute Padma = said with a down under accent  :-*

Ta :) - it was a lucky photo, and I'm milking it ;D.
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Post by: justmeinoz on March 17, 2012, 03:41:29 AM
Don't remember that one Padma.  Which State were you in?
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Post by: Padma on March 17, 2012, 03:43:41 AM
NSW - Temora to be precise (where my ex-missus is from - a time-trip into the 50's, that was!). I can't remember what it was advertising, it all got drowned out by the dude.
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Post by: justmeinoz on March 17, 2012, 03:46:02 AM
Might have been a NSW thing. Certainly can't remember it being on in Victoria. 

Karen.
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Post by: kelly_aus on March 17, 2012, 04:03:12 AM
Oh you can't go to heaven in a Berlei bra, cause a Berlei bra won't stretch that far...
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Post by: justmeinoz on March 17, 2012, 04:08:26 AM
We're happy little Vegemites, as bright as bright can be..
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Post by: Padma on March 17, 2012, 04:15:26 AM
An underwire bra without a wire - wow!!
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Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2012, 07:41:14 PM
Manly, yes, but I like it, too.
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Post by: April Dawne on March 19, 2012, 12:42:50 AM
"A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal."
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Post by: Devlyn on March 19, 2012, 01:15:21 PM
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
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Post by: King Malachite on March 19, 2012, 05:36:12 PM
Kotex fits.  Period.
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Post by: Devlyn on March 20, 2012, 06:12:48 PM
Hey Mabel, Black Label!
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Post by: King Malachite on March 20, 2012, 06:30:23 PM
Put a smile on.  :)
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Post by: Jamie D on March 20, 2012, 06:32:58 PM
Quote from: Devlyn on March 06, 2012, 05:22:22 AM
Mama Mia, that's a spicy meat-a-ball!

Plop, plop. Fizz, fizz.
Oh what a relief it is.
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Post by: Devlyn on March 22, 2012, 05:09:44 PM
Hai Karate!
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Post by: Jamie D on March 26, 2012, 03:08:53 PM
Quote from: Devlyn on March 22, 2012, 05:09:44 PM
Hai Karate!

Be careful how you use it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo)
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Post by: April Dawne on March 29, 2012, 02:48:07 PM
"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys'R'Us Kid" =]
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Post by: Amazon D on March 29, 2012, 03:29:10 PM
PORK the other white meat !

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Post by: Jam on March 29, 2012, 08:24:15 PM

'I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops'

'Heinz
Meinz
Beanz'

'Cavornia! Cough medicine with Clout'
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Post by: Devlyn on April 04, 2012, 04:05:02 PM
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.
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Post by: K Style Addiction on April 04, 2012, 04:08:51 PM
Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on Car Insurance?
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Post by: Sephirah on April 04, 2012, 04:34:05 PM
"Mmmm... Danone" (That one is so irritating it gets inside your head)

"Only Smarties have the answer" (To a question you never even asked)

"We ♥ Logistics" (UPS slogan. Always makes me giggle because the company sounds like 'oops')
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Post by: Devlyn on April 04, 2012, 05:24:45 PM
ch-ch-ch-chia!
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Post by: Amazon D on April 04, 2012, 06:32:32 PM
let Mr Clean clean your house
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Post by: Ayden on April 06, 2012, 11:30:41 PM
"Super Cheap car insurance. Call 'Super Cheap'!" (It was a local commercial in San Pedro, CA when I was a kid. The mascot was a superhero baby chick name 'Super Cheap'.)
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Post by: Devlyn on May 15, 2012, 05:42:51 PM
"Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
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Post by: V M on May 15, 2012, 06:06:06 PM
"It's Cal Worthington and his dog spot!!!"  (Car dealer)

"I'll beat any deal, any deal... I'll stand on my head and eat a bug to beat a deal"
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Post by: Edge on May 15, 2012, 06:09:12 PM
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do..." I can't remember the name of the beer, just the Most Interesting Man in the World.
Also, "Look at your man. Look at me. Look at your man. Sadly, he is not me."