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Title: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Cindy on April 24, 2012, 04:46:51 AM
Post by: Cindy on April 24, 2012, 04:46:51 AM
Hi,
If I buy you a drink can we have sex?
Didn't work for some reason
If I buy you a drink can we have sex?
Didn't work for some reason
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Kitty_Babe on April 24, 2012, 04:51:43 AM
Post by: Kitty_Babe on April 24, 2012, 04:51:43 AM
Really, ? please tell me know sane person actually used that line. ! hahaha
here's one "are those boobs real" ?
here's one "are those boobs real" ?
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Cindy on April 24, 2012, 05:02:28 AM
Post by: Cindy on April 24, 2012, 05:02:28 AM
True line to me, he walked over sat next to me, I was in the company of 2 other women and he said it. I should have told him to buy me something ridiculously expensive and then let him suck my toes in public. Instead I was horrified :embarrassed:
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Kitty_Babe on April 24, 2012, 05:04:37 AM
Post by: Kitty_Babe on April 24, 2012, 05:04:37 AM
heh, doesn't sound like he's picked up many girls successfully then in his life, I should imagine ! - but yeah, you should of asked him for the most expensive drink on the menu ! lol
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: V M on April 24, 2012, 05:08:41 AM
Post by: V M on April 24, 2012, 05:08:41 AM
While riding my bike home from the store this guy in a truck kept passing by and looking at me then he pulled up...
"Well hey there babe, can I give you a lift somewhere?"
I felt afraid so I declined... Besides I was only a block away from home by then
"Well hey there babe, can I give you a lift somewhere?"
I felt afraid so I declined... Besides I was only a block away from home by then
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Kitty_Babe on April 24, 2012, 05:39:32 AM
Post by: Kitty_Babe on April 24, 2012, 05:39:32 AM
That actually, does sound scary to me too. Would of ran home.. ! lol Cindy's encounter also - weird, guy sounds like a right dirty, pervert to be honest.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: spacial on April 24, 2012, 07:42:23 AM
Post by: spacial on April 24, 2012, 07:42:23 AM
I wouldn't mind trying a queer. It's OK, I know what to do!
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Renee D on April 24, 2012, 08:26:03 AM
Post by: Renee D on April 24, 2012, 08:26:03 AM
I can't remember exact lines, but I have had a number of pretty crude ones along with a few good ones, I just brush all of it off and go on. What gets me are the ones that get this really creepy look in their eyes when they're talking to you or they try to touch all over my arm.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: peky on April 24, 2012, 09:27:27 AM
Post by: peky on April 24, 2012, 09:27:27 AM
WORST: "You have beautful eyes, they spark like saphires!" Well, my eys are brown ;D
BEST: " are you an actress or a model? "
BEST: " are you an actress or a model? "
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: peky on April 24, 2012, 09:31:22 AM
Post by: peky on April 24, 2012, 09:31:22 AM
Well, waht you know, there is such a thing as "brown saphires" http://www.thenaturalsapphirecompany.com/Education2/sapphire-varieties/unique-sapphires-rare-colors
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Keaira on April 24, 2012, 09:35:17 AM
Post by: Keaira on April 24, 2012, 09:35:17 AM
I can't say I've ever been given a pick-up line. No one's ever asked me out before.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: auburnAubrey on April 24, 2012, 09:41:12 AM
Post by: auburnAubrey on April 24, 2012, 09:41:12 AM
years ago, I was dressed and out with my girlfriend.... and this guy comes up to me and says "I actually was just leaving, and when I saw you walk in, I thought you were too beautiful to not say hello to"...
And it felt great....... and then I realized:
I JUST FELL FOR A GUY'S PICK UP LINE! Lol... That was the first time it had happened. I'll never forget it!
And it felt great....... and then I realized:
I JUST FELL FOR A GUY'S PICK UP LINE! Lol... That was the first time it had happened. I'll never forget it!
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Demiguy on April 24, 2012, 02:50:37 PM
Post by: Demiguy on April 24, 2012, 02:50:37 PM
"My friend over there thinks you're cute, so she was wondering if she could have your number..?"
Nothing like reverting back to middle school... ::)
Nothing like reverting back to middle school... ::)
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 03:02:44 PM
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 03:02:44 PM
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 03:17:41 PM
Post by: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 03:17:41 PM
I've never really had anyone use any pick up lines on me, I think I scare people.
The only time someone tried to was when they asked me if I was a stray cat and they could take me home...all I could think was WTF? o.O
The only time someone tried to was when they asked me if I was a stray cat and they could take me home...all I could think was WTF? o.O
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Demiguy on April 24, 2012, 03:18:42 PM
Post by: Demiguy on April 24, 2012, 03:18:42 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 03:02:44 PM
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Seriously?!?!? That's horrible... :o
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 05:18:31 PM
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 05:18:31 PM
Quote from: Demiguy on April 24, 2012, 03:18:42 PM
Seriously?!?!? That's horrible... :o
Yes. Seriously. Absolutely.
Uh huh.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 05:20:01 PM
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 05:20:01 PM
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 05:22:52 PM
Post by: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 05:22:52 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 05:20:01 PM
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
haha that's rediculous....sorry i shouldn't laugh.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Edge on April 24, 2012, 08:07:47 PM
Post by: Edge on April 24, 2012, 08:07:47 PM
These aren't really pick up lines, but close enough.
Best: "If you take this newspaper, I'll do a one handed cartwheel." Certainly got my attention.
Worst: "I have a crush on you" said by a close friend while we are both engaged to other people. It came with the expectation that something would happen. Bleh.
Best: "If you take this newspaper, I'll do a one handed cartwheel." Certainly got my attention.
Worst: "I have a crush on you" said by a close friend while we are both engaged to other people. It came with the expectation that something would happen. Bleh.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: supremecatoverlord on April 24, 2012, 08:18:13 PM
Post by: supremecatoverlord on April 24, 2012, 08:18:13 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 05:20:01 PMOh my gosh. Yes.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Lol.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Beth Andrea on April 24, 2012, 09:09:09 PM
Post by: Beth Andrea on April 24, 2012, 09:09:09 PM
A guy walked up to me (before HRT), asked for directions...we made eye contact (rarity for me), and he asked, "...What are you thinking about?"
Something about his eyes made me fluttery inside...so I said, "Umm...wanna go out?" Sure, he said. We exchanged phone numbers and briefly discussed where/what to do...but as he walked away I saw his pants were down around his a$$, "gangsta" style.
Turned me right off. Never called him, he never called either.
Something about his eyes made me fluttery inside...so I said, "Umm...wanna go out?" Sure, he said. We exchanged phone numbers and briefly discussed where/what to do...but as he walked away I saw his pants were down around his a$$, "gangsta" style.
Turned me right off. Never called him, he never called either.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Joeyboo~ :3 on April 24, 2012, 09:16:38 PM
Post by: Joeyboo~ :3 on April 24, 2012, 09:16:38 PM
I wonder if I'm really just that unapproachable in person.
I mean if what's really been said is true that you all got hit on.
xD I only get gay men that say they like my eyebrows.
It's happened more than once.
I'm a scary bitch.
I mean if what's really been said is true that you all got hit on.
xD I only get gay men that say they like my eyebrows.
It's happened more than once.
I'm a scary bitch.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Beth Andrea on April 24, 2012, 09:20:17 PM
Post by: Beth Andrea on April 24, 2012, 09:20:17 PM
Quote from: JoeyD on April 24, 2012, 09:16:38 PM
I wonder if I'm really just that unapproachable in person.
I mean if what's really been said is true that you all got hit on.
xD I only get gay men that say they like my eyebrows.
It's happened more than once.
I'm a scary bitch.
I'm 47, and have got "hit on" only once in my entire life. (See above for details.)
Seriously.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Demiguy on April 24, 2012, 10:15:20 PM
Post by: Demiguy on April 24, 2012, 10:15:20 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on April 24, 2012, 09:20:17 PM
I'm 47, and have got "hit on" only once in my entire life. (See above for details.)
Seriously.
Getting hit on isn't all that great... Usually absolutely nothing comes of it. And typically happens when people are under the influence. ;) Don't feel bad! *hugs*
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 10:44:55 PM
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: JoeyD on April 24, 2012, 09:16:38 PM
I wonder if I'm really just that unapproachable in person.
I mean if what's really been said is true that you all got hit on.
xD I only get gay men that say they like my eyebrows.
It's happened more than once.
I'm a scary bitch.
Nope. You have big puppy dog eyes.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 10:48:09 PM
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 10:48:09 PM
My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 11:00:38 PM
Post by: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 10:48:09 PM
My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
Is that like a round-about way of saying, "Kiss me, I'm Irish?"
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 11:03:06 PM
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 11:03:06 PM
Quote from: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 11:00:38 PM
Is that like a round-about way of saying, "Kiss me, I'm Irish?"
I think it is aimed at the younger, Skittles-eating, crowd.
You know, dark blue or bright red tongue.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 11:07:28 PM
Post by: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 11:07:28 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 11:03:06 PM
I think it is aimed at the younger, Skittles-eating, crowd.
You know, dark blue or bright red tongue.
Oh, I was think rainbows and leprechauns....>->
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: supremecatoverlord on April 24, 2012, 11:10:00 PM
Post by: supremecatoverlord on April 24, 2012, 11:10:00 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 11:03:06 PMOr gay men.
I think it is aimed at the younger, Skittles-eating, crowd.
You know, dark blue or bright red tongue.
>_<
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Constance on April 24, 2012, 11:16:02 PM
Post by: Constance on April 24, 2012, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 03:02:44 PMOh. My. Gods. :icon_yikes:
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
The only thing close to a pick up line I've been subjected to so far was a simple, "Wanna come back to my place?" When I refused the guy asked, "Why not?"
I wasn't in a bar or anything. I was waiting to cross Octavia at Market Street in San Francisco. Fortunately, I lost the creep.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Renee D on April 24, 2012, 11:40:13 PM
Post by: Renee D on April 24, 2012, 11:40:13 PM
A cab driver was in the store one night and told me "if you pay the cab fare, I'll buy dinner!"
That made me laugh though.
That made me laugh though.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 11:42:35 PM
Post by: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 11:42:35 PM
Quote from: Jaime on April 24, 2012, 11:40:13 PM
A cab driver was in the store one night and told me "if you pay the cab fare, I'll buy dinner!"
That made me laugh though.
isn't that like..."you'll pay for you're own dinner and i'll hitch along?" ^^'
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Renee D on April 25, 2012, 12:01:33 AM
Post by: Renee D on April 25, 2012, 12:01:33 AM
Quote from: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 11:42:35 PMConsidering how far we are from town, the fare would definitely have exceeded the cost of dinner for two at many places. He'd have turned a profit, lol.
isn't that like..."you'll pay for you're own dinner and i'll hitch along?" ^^'
A lot of guys get really dumb when it comes to trying to get someone to go out. Unfortunately, too many women will fall for that crap. I'm for the most part asexual, so I tend to just brush them all off.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: JayKyle on April 25, 2012, 12:06:46 AM
Post by: JayKyle on April 25, 2012, 12:06:46 AM
Quote from: Jaime on April 25, 2012, 12:01:33 AM
Considering how far we are from town, the fare would definitely have exceeded the cost of dinner for two at many places. He'd have turned a profit, lol.
A lot of guys get really dumb when it comes to trying to get someone to go out. Unfortunately, too many women will fall for that crap. I'm for the most part asexual, so I tend to just brush them all off.
I tend to be one of those corny people whose like "oh look over there" *drapes arm over shoulder* >.<
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Jayr on April 25, 2012, 03:12:57 AM
Post by: Jayr on April 25, 2012, 03:12:57 AM
I said: If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!
She said: Do you have a Paralyze Heal I could borrow, because you stunned me with that beauty of yours.
(:
She said: Do you have a Paralyze Heal I could borrow, because you stunned me with that beauty of yours.
(:
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: JayKyle on April 25, 2012, 10:40:35 AM
Post by: JayKyle on April 25, 2012, 10:40:35 AM
Quote from: Jayr on April 25, 2012, 03:12:57 AM
I said: If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!
She said: Do you have a Paralyze Heal I could borrow, because you stunned me with that beauty of yours.
(:
haha thats classic!
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Constance on April 25, 2012, 11:12:10 AM
Post by: Constance on April 25, 2012, 11:12:10 AM
Quote from: Jayr on April 25, 2012, 03:12:57 AMYes, that is truly classic indeed! :D
I said: If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!
She said: Do you have a Paralyze Heal I could borrow, because you stunned me with that beauty of yours.
(:
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: patstar on April 26, 2012, 08:43:56 PM
Post by: patstar on April 26, 2012, 08:43:56 PM
Maybe it wasn't the best, but it's my favorite: "Hey you with the Linda Evans shoulders, you wanna dance?" :laugh:
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: LoveInMyEyes on April 29, 2012, 11:18:20 PM
Post by: LoveInMyEyes on April 29, 2012, 11:18:20 PM
Worst pickup line
After being at a bar (for karaeoke night), a guy who I have never met before comes up to me and drunkenly suggests the following:
"You look like a dirty secretary or somethin'...Hey, how about we walk on over to my place, I make you a few drinks, we snuggle for half a minute, have lots of sex and then you wake up and walk to your test in the morning?"
When I said no he said,
"Oh, well...what about your place?"
No reply was necessary. I hightailed it out of there! Sleeping alone was never so sweet!
After being at a bar (for karaeoke night), a guy who I have never met before comes up to me and drunkenly suggests the following:
"You look like a dirty secretary or somethin'...Hey, how about we walk on over to my place, I make you a few drinks, we snuggle for half a minute, have lots of sex and then you wake up and walk to your test in the morning?"
When I said no he said,
"Oh, well...what about your place?"
No reply was necessary. I hightailed it out of there! Sleeping alone was never so sweet!
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Keroppi on April 30, 2012, 05:05:09 AM
Post by: Keroppi on April 30, 2012, 05:05:09 AM
Seriously? :o :o :icon_weirdface: :icon_weirdface: Unbelieverable. The last bit in particular...
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Kyyn on April 30, 2012, 06:13:39 AM
Post by: Kyyn on April 30, 2012, 06:13:39 AM
My friends brother to a girl at a party "Hey, if I flip this coin, what are the chances I'll get head?"
Funny enough I was at their wedding last year.
Funny enough I was at their wedding last year.
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Constance on April 30, 2012, 09:33:49 AM
Post by: Constance on April 30, 2012, 09:33:49 AM
Quote from: Kyyn on April 30, 2012, 06:13:39 AMAs if I needed further evidence that I can be crass at times, I found this both terrible and funny at the same time.
My friends brother to a girl at a party "Hey, if I flip this coin, what are the chances I'll get head?"
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: LoveInMyEyes on April 30, 2012, 09:56:26 AM
Post by: LoveInMyEyes on April 30, 2012, 09:56:26 AM
Keroppi: Seriously. I love to sing and have a good time, but I have definitely stayed away from the bars lately. I don't want to get hurt!
Title: Re: What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?
Post by: Lee on April 30, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
Post by: Lee on April 30, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
After playing DDR with a friend of mine and some of the guys in his dorm I was walking through the hall, and one of the guys held open his door and said "Want to come dance dance with me?" and winked. I still feel bad about how hard I laughed.
Another bad one was when I was petting this guy's puppy that he was taking out for a walk. The guy said to me "Looks like he wants to go home with you. I do too."
Another bad one was when I was petting this guy's puppy that he was taking out for a walk. The guy said to me "Looks like he wants to go home with you. I do too."