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Title: Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection
Post by: Jamie D on May 01, 2012, 12:14:57 AM
Post by: Jamie D on May 01, 2012, 12:14:57 AM
Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-sues-bmw-alleging-motorcycle-seat-gave-him-010902532.html)
Commercials for erectile dysfunction medications like Cialis end with a warning that an individual should contact their doctor if they have an erection that lasts for more than four hours.
After 20 months, Henry Wolf decided to contact a lawyer instead, claiming that the seat on his BMW motorcycle gave him an erection lasting nearly two years. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Wolf filed a lawsuit against BMW North American and Corbin-Pacific claiming that the "ridged seat" on his 1993 motorcycle left him with mental and emotional anguish after allegedly causing an extreme case of priapism, also known as a long-lasting erection....
As those erectile dysfunction commercials so regularly note, priapism can technically be onset after just four hours and is generally considered an emergency medical condition. The condition is named after the Greek fertility god Priapus, who is commonly depicted as having an unusually large erection.
Commercials for erectile dysfunction medications like Cialis end with a warning that an individual should contact their doctor if they have an erection that lasts for more than four hours.
After 20 months, Henry Wolf decided to contact a lawyer instead, claiming that the seat on his BMW motorcycle gave him an erection lasting nearly two years. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Wolf filed a lawsuit against BMW North American and Corbin-Pacific claiming that the "ridged seat" on his 1993 motorcycle left him with mental and emotional anguish after allegedly causing an extreme case of priapism, also known as a long-lasting erection....
As those erectile dysfunction commercials so regularly note, priapism can technically be onset after just four hours and is generally considered an emergency medical condition. The condition is named after the Greek fertility god Priapus, who is commonly depicted as having an unusually large erection.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection
Post by: Jamie D on May 01, 2012, 12:16:31 AM
Post by: Jamie D on May 01, 2012, 12:16:31 AM
Two things I didn't know
1. Where to properly post this warning to motorcyclists.
2. That there was a Greek God of boners.
1. Where to properly post this warning to motorcyclists.
2. That there was a Greek God of boners.