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I'm confused. How do you do crackle polish. I bought a kit and it is by Chi Chi.

It says (1)Apply Chi Chi Cyber nail polish provided( or you can use any of your other favourite nail polish)

(2) Apply Crackle nail polish in desired shade etc

So I have a Chi Chi Salon formula silvery thingy. and  six coloured polishes.

The instructions don't make sense to this blonde in waiting

HELP.

Cindy

It is because you have to actually be a blonde to understand instructions that don't make sense

Here are some YouTube tutorials that might help  :)

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=crackle+nail+polish+tutorial&oq=crackle+nail&aq=1&aqi=g4&aql=&gs_l=youtube-reduced.1.1.0l4.233985.239542.0.254532.12.8.0.4.4.0.178.1083.0j8.8.0...0.0.CFls9mNNizk (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=crackle+nail+polish+tutorial&oq=crackle+nail&aq=1&aqi=g4&aql=&gs_l=youtube-reduced.1.1.0l4.233985.239542.0.254532.12.8.0.4.4.0.178.1083.0j8.8.0...0.0.CFls9mNNizk)

A very successful blonde business woman was driving out in the country, in her convertible Mercedes Benz, one beautiful Sunday afternoon.  As she drove along a tree-lined lane, she turned a corner and looked out upon a open field.  There, in the middle of the field, was a blonde country girl, sitting in a rowboat, attempting to row.

This display incensed the businesswoman, who stopped her car, and climbed up on the dash.

"It's dumb blondes like you that give all of us blondes a bad name!" the businesswoman shouted.

"And if I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

Thanks to JamieD for again raising the level of discussion. Where did I put the Cat-o-Nine-Tails.

Damn I just let my chief torturer go to the Cannes film festival for training.

You will keep my precious.

:icon_2gun:

Quote from: Cindy James on May 27, 2012, 04:25:30 AM
Thanks to JamieD for again raising the level of discussion. Where did I put the Cat-o-Nine-Tails.

Damn I just let my chief torturer go to the Cannes film festival for training.

You will keep my precious.

:icon_2gun:

If you were sending me to Cannes, you could have told me.. I woke up this morning in a strange hotel room with a hangover and no idea where I was..  >:-)

I gave you all that money for a new gown to wear on the red carpet. And you forgot!

You just can't get good torturers any more, there use to be a time when any bitch could use a whip.  Now I even  have a queue for the branding iron.

OK How painful can I make this?

Mmm a McDonald's breakfast. Take it  like a woman. They do give you a bag to throw up in after all.

Quote from: kelly_aus on May 27, 2012, 04:37:13 AM
If you were sending me to Cannes, you could have told me.. I woke up this morning in a strange hotel room with a hangover and no idea where I was..  >:-)

But did you wake up with your clothes on?

If not ...

Lucky girl!

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_HN3tigaU1Bk%2FSwX7sBTtO_I%2FAAAAAAAAGlM%2FoAftLIoUkHI%2Fs1600%2Fwapeach.jpg&hash=1fdea7bb4596f73fcd5b9a473edffba774a4c918)

I told you I was ready to go to Cannes.  Do we need to have this discussion in private?   AGAIN!

i have a crackle nail polish, but it's all chunky and supposed to crack. never turns out right, and i end up not liking the look. i've also recently learned that glitter nail polish is a pain in the arse to remove, so i think i'm just gonna stick with smooth color.