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Socialist Party In Sweden Wants Men To Sit Down To Pee

June 14, 2012 by Bryan Nash

http://personalliberty.com/2012/06/14/socialist-party-in-sweden-wants-men-to-sit-down-to-pee/ (http://personalliberty.com/2012/06/14/socialist-party-in-sweden-wants-men-to-sit-down-to-pee/)

Swedish men must have really bad aim. If the Left Party in Sormland has its way, men at the county council building will be required to sit down when they urinate. The party is pushing the proposal as a way to promote public health.

The Left Party, which at one time was a communist party, is now a socialist and feminist party. They offer two reasons why men should sit instead of stand.

First, if men are required to sit, then there will be fewer puddles of urine in the restroom.

Oh, thank you for this gem, Zythyra! I'm definitely talking about this one on the show.

This news story made my day xD! Thanks!

wtf

Sweden is turning to a circus... In a bad way that is.

Quote from: dalebert on June 15, 2012, 02:16:17 PM
Oh, thank you for this gem, Zythyra! I'm definitely talking about this one on the show.

Dalebert, can we hear your show online?

Z

The Left Party, which at one time was a communist party, is now a socialist and feminist party.

Communists?  Socialists?  Feminists?  Leftists?

A distinction without a difference?

What? I didn't say anything. Hugs, Devlyn

Hmm, this will presumably also involve the classic Abba song 'Waterloo' played on a constant loop in all bathrooms.

Quote from: Sephirah on June 15, 2012, 08:31:20 PM
Hmm, this will presumably also involve the classic Abba song 'Waterloo' played on a constant loop in all bathrooms.

My parents lived in London for several years in the 1980's, so I understand the joke.  But it will be lost on most Americans ...

and Australians, who still use latrines.   >:-)

The real question is how would they patrol that? And how much would a  :police: have to be paid to become a mandatory pee checker?

Quote from: Laura91 on June 15, 2012, 08:38:42 PM
I have a better term for all politicians:  Losers.

Ah ha!

But some are real cellar dwellers.

Quote from: SourCandy on June 15, 2012, 09:21:44 PM
The real question is how would they patrol that? And how much would a  :police: have to be paid to become a mandatory pee checker?

First you could remove all urinals.

Then you could electrify the floors, so if there is any "spillage"...

ZAP!!

In the face of economic collapse, terrorism and warfare, I like to see a political party that can get policy on the agenda.

And JamieD we use the Dunny

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Quote from: Cindy James on June 16, 2012, 03:45:12 AM
In the face of economic collapse, terrorism and warfare, I like to see a political party that can get policy on the agenda.

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Gee you must be rich Jamie! A three hole job, we could only ever afford one!

The could be a cost saving on not needing urinals. Always useful in the company bottom line.  ::)

I am not surprised though, when I was studying Peter the Great of Russia I found out that he got the brilliant new idea for a secret police from the Swedes, who had been operating one since the 17th Century.

Karen.

Now hear this. In quite a number of West-African countries it is the norm for women to pee while standing up!
In fact there are signs in the streets to say "No peeing" and showing a female peeing while standing up.
Seems THEY got this sorted just fine from early youth - and now this! Sweden...!
It seems to defy emancipation - just not so sure now of whom... male OR female?!

Just when we women learn to get it right doing it standing up, using some sort of STP help, the guys are supposed to sit?!?

Baffled,
Axélle

Quote from: Zythyra on June 15, 2012, 05:42:16 PM
Dalebert, can we hear your show online?

Z

You can. I just thought it would be a violation of TOS to post a link. I think I used to have a link in my signature but removed it when I learned that. I assumed it's considered advertising.

Quote from: Axélle on June 16, 2012, 08:13:58 AM
Now hear this. In quite a number of West-African countries it is the norm for women to pee while standing up!
In fact there are signs in the streets to say "No peeing" and showing a female peeing while standing up.
Seems THEY got this sorted just fine from early youth - and now this! Sweden...!
It seems to defy emancipation - just not so sure now of whom... male OR female?!

Just when we women learn to get it right doing it standing up, using some sort of STP help, the guys are supposed to sit?!?

Baffled,
Axélle

True, True, and True! I dated this half-Boer girl who peed standing up. To witness this at the tender age of sixteen was earth-shaking!!

Quote from: Axélle on June 16, 2012, 08:13:58 AM
Now hear this. In quite a number of West-African countries it is the norm for women to pee while standing up!

So I guess, for the M2Fs in West Africa, from the earliest moments, they always felt it was more natural to urinate standing up... >:-)

Quote from: justmeinoz on June 16, 2012, 07:56:08 AM
Gee you must be rich Jamie! A three hole job, we could only ever afford one!

The could be a cost saving on not needing urinals. Always useful in the company bottom line.  ::)

I am not surprised though, when I was studying Peter the Great of Russia I found out that he got the brilliant new idea for a secret police from the Swedes, who had been operating one since the 17th Century.

Karen.

Oh my.  That pun knocked the air right out of me.

I'm sorry, but how bad is their aim that the improvement of urinal accuracy requires a law?

I'm sorry Sweden, as much as I'd love to see your country, I don't think I'll be using the mens' rooms there...
(Though hopefully I wouldn't have to)

Hey, if it was Germany there would be a DIN approved procedure for it too!

All this comming from the same country who also gave us Volvos and Sabbs :P >:( :(

Good!!.. They should just sit down and shut up.

Well is it more hygenic to sit down. Since being on HRT I seem to spray more when urinating. In any case are we not girls ?

Finally a country advanced enough to solve the problem of those who leave the seat up! BRAVO.

I have one word to say about this. AMEN! Are they going to require that they put the seat down when they are done too? ;)

Quote from: Cindi Jones on July 31, 2012, 01:22:05 AM
I have one word to say about this. AMEN! Are they going to require that they put the seat down when they are done too? ;)

Once the "sit to pee" law takes effect and each male legislator (and member of the supreme court) finds out what it's like to sit down on a dirty toilet bowl because someone left the seat up, I think the "seat down" law will get a lot of traction. There will likely be mandatory minimum sentencing, with the full penalty to be assigned by a panel of sitting judges.

;) sitting judges... ha! You are too fun. Can you come out and play?

Quote from: Cindi Jones on July 31, 2012, 02:11:25 AM
;) sitting judges... ha! You are too fun. Can you come out and play?

Always. But here in the news forums I ought to act moderately  :angel:, so if you would humor me, we should make a funny thing happen on the way to another forum.  If the humorous comments don't go soon, the movement of this topic may become forced, and readers could be impacted.

Quote from: MadelineB on July 31, 2012, 02:57:19 AM
Always. But here in the news forums I ought to act moderately  :angel:, so if you would humor me, we should make a funny thing happen on the way to another forum.  If the humorous comments don't go soon, the movement of this topic may become forced, and readers could be impacted.

Humorous comments are permitted in the News Forum... besides, I'd hate to flush them out or close the lid on this topic.  :laugh:

Z

Quote from: Zythyra on July 31, 2012, 06:23:43 AM
Humorous comments are permitted in the News Forum... besides, I'd hate to flush them out or close the lid on this topic.  :laugh:
Z

Now I'm the one feeling flushed.  :laugh:
This subject has bowled me over.

Talk amongst yourselves...

I find it interesting that people (especially in the comment area of the link in the OP) find this such an "affront" to their freedom. Oh noez teh guvment iz interfering! Personally, I don't see what's so bad about it. I don't see a huge need for it, but there could be worse laws in the world and I wouldn't find myself picketing anything to object to the proposition or the idea of unisex washrooms (which I think there should be more of, anyways).

On a side note, I'd kill to live in a country with a socialist, feminist government...beats the heck out of our current conservative evangelist government :(

Quote from: Berserk on August 01, 2012, 09:59:50 AM

On a side note, I'd kill to live in a country with a socialist, feminist government...beats the heck out of our current conservative evangelist government :(

...LIKE...

I make less of a mess when I stand to pee. I know where I am aiming at so there is no problem.

Leaving a mess should be illegal, not the method in which one does their business.

I wonder what the fine is for peeing your name in the snow? ::)

Quote from: Joann on September 15, 2012, 07:54:57 AM
I wonder what the fine is for peeing your name in the snow? ::)

Depends on how cute the letters are.

Quote from: SourCandy on June 15, 2012, 09:21:44 PM
The real question is how would they patrol that? And how much would a  :police: have to be paid to become a mandatory pee checker?

The new toilets would only work when your butt sits on the seat then the top would open muha ha ha ha

Ploy to sell toilet seat covers = boost Swedish economy. Kudos, Sweden.

I don't care what Sweden does but as for myself in my home it is all my rules :)
My last bf was not allowed to live with me and when he came over he would have to sit to pee, no way he was going to shower my floor with that smell.
He complained twice about this but I told him if he does not abide to the rule then he could not come over.
So disgusting the thought how they stand and pee as if they are going to war lol, I only stood once in my life to pee which was the first time and what a horrid feeling.

and yes, I watched him to make sure for the first couple of times and then later on I smelt that urine smell and it was relationship over.
Dirty Pig!

ehh thats the only convenience I will miss when I have my SRS done, not having to sit on a dirty toilet seat or do some wierd squatting technique.

I have seen some foul toilets.

When I was a kid, I had a job that included cleaning public toilets, and I found that the women's side was usually much worse than the men's side.  I have talked to others who have had the same experience.   My wife and I have found this to be true more recently.  When using campground restrooms she sometimes refuses to use the women's, and I stand outside and while she uses the men's.

We seem to have solved the problem at home.  She decided that my passive nature was a perfect opportunity for power play.  Part of it involves chastity play for me, and I can assure you that it is unwise to attempt to urinate in a standing position while wearing a device.  I am not sure if the fact that I sit, and that the floor is clean might not be more why she enjoys our play than the power exchange.

My mother told me to never sit on a toilet seat outside of home. So I placed toilet paper on the seat before sitting down, a practice I still follow

Just give them oriental toilets like in Korea to where everyone has to squat for No. 1 and 2. Just a porceline lined hole in the floor that you can flush. Really interesting with a few drinks in ya. Not to mention splashing on your shoes if you don't squat. As a comparrison I know everyone's heard the term ,"raining as hard as a cow pissing on a flat rock." Just imagine.

I stood for many years until I finally got tired of getting the last squirt in or on my trousers. When I first began to sit I would have to consciously think about going to the stall. Now I actually derad the thought of standing and automatically look for an unoccupied stall.

I have now sat or squatted full time for almost 17 years, including when outside where no toilets are available. Sitting is great and much more desirable.

That's moronic, just get them a urinal instead since nobody is going to enforce it lol...

Uh

After being married almost 30 years now, and living in several one bathroom apartments, my wife has me well trained to sit..! Lol..

I rarely sit esp in my own place and I been living as a woman since my 20's