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Please join me in welcoming MadelineB to the News Staff!

Zythyra (News Admin)

Welcome to the Staff, MadelineB! I'll take mine cream, no sugar. Hugs, Devlyn

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Re: Welcome MadelineB to the News Staff!

News Staff Oath of Office
by MadelineB
2012 July 7

I do somewhat solemnly swear:

I will Digg for the Topix,
  Sometimes in a Huff;
If its news I have ->-bleeped-<---
  There's never enough!
Though my eyes Google over,
  I'll look until - Bing -
Every source that's Del.icio.us,
  it's praises I'll sing!
I will harvest new memes
  From the Near East and Fark;
in all Times zones I'll wander
  from LA to New York.
Out of Washington I will Post,
  To the Edge and beyond;
with a Blade in my hand,
  or an editor's wand.
Never a Yahoo; 
  but a mature Advocate;
respecting copyright
  and not giving Sue fits.
Condensing press releases
  of organizations, 
from Canada, Australia, and the whole world's nations.
I will slog through the blogs
  and never will cease
to strain through the feeds
  for the treasures we seek.
Hear today, go on tomorrow,
Susan's Place interests
  always to pique.

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I will keep my commentary
  to a small bit at the end,
and try to be helpful
  to every friend.
-Madeline B

Welcome to staff!

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on July 07, 2012, 07:30:44 AM
Welcome to the Staff, MadelineB! I'll take mine cream, no sugar. Hugs, Devlyn

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Coming right up!
Hugs, Maddie

Congratulation Madeline,

Big step forward. A mighty thanks to start you off, while looking forward to endless items of interest from you.

Huggs
Catherine

Welcome aboard, Madeline. :)

Congrats mam!  :)

WELCOME ABOARD Maddie!

:eusa_clap: :eusa_clap: :eusa_clap: :eusa_dance: :eusa_dance: :eusa_dance:

Quote from: MadelineB on July 07, 2012, 08:22:09 AM
I do somewhat solemnly swear:

... on a stack of newspapers... hmmm, how does one swear on a stack of online articles?

I love your News Staff Oath of Office poem, Maddie!!!

Z

Quote from: Zythyra on July 07, 2012, 08:18:38 PM
... on a stack of newspapers... hmmm, how does one swear on a stack of online articles?

I love your News Staff Oath of Office poem, Maddie!!!

Z

I recited the oath in front of my laptop with my right hand raised - 'nice nails!' I said to my self. Our dogs listened attentively and the cockatiel squawked along. All in all its been a great first day on the job. Thanks for having me. :)

You'll have to ask Z about the staff bicycle.

I bet the tire is still flat.

Welcome and Congrats Madeline.

Devlyn Marie likes her coffee with several laxatives in it, just be sure not to tell her.

Cindy

Quote from: MadelineB on July 07, 2012, 08:22:09 AM

I do somewhat solemnly swear:

I will Digg for the Topix,
  Sometimes in a Huff;
If its news I have ->-bleeped-<---
  There's never enough!
Though my eyes Google over,
  I'll look until - Bing -
Every source that's Del.icio.us,
  it's praises I'll sing!
I will harvest new memes
  From the Near East and Fark;
in all Times zones I'll wander
  from LA to New York.
Out of Washington I will Post,
  To the Edge and beyond;
with a Blade in my hand,
  or an editor's wand.
Never a Yahoo; 
  but a mature Advocate;
respecting copyright
  and not giving Sue fits.
Condensing press releases
  of organizations, 
from Canada, Australia, and the whole world's nations.
I will slog through the blogs
  and never will cease
to strain through the feeds
  for the treasures we seek.
Hear today, go on tomorrow,
Susan's Place interests
  always to pique.

-----------------
I will keep my commentary
  to a small bit at the end,
and try to be helpful
  to every friend.
-Madeline B

Bajaja I feel so old.
*hides on boingboing and languagelog*

Also big hugs and welcome, Madeline. :)

Quote from: Jamie D on July 08, 2012, 02:00:46 AM
You'll have to ask Z about the staff bicycle.

I bet the tire is still flat.

Both tyres are still flat! :laugh:

Quote from: SandraJane on July 08, 2012, 03:14:14 AM
Both tyres are still flat! :laugh:

OK, which one of you tricksters let the air out of the Staff Bicycle tires?!!  ::)

Z

I can't tell a lie.

It was JamieD

Hugs

Forum Admin >:-) :laugh:

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Quote from: Cindy James on July 08, 2012, 06:59:55 AM
I can't tell a lie.

It was JamieD

Hugs

Forum Admin >:-) :laugh:

Ratting me out?

I have had this song stuck in my head all day, thank you very much!
QUEEN - Bicycle Race (on stage full version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guv6hWaIQaE#)

(I didn't embed the original video because it is a little bit NSFW, but that is in my head too :))

BTW, the staff bicycle is clothing optional, right? I haven't a thing to wear!