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Title: Meet The Drag Queens Running As Republicans For President
Post by: Shana A on August 06, 2012, 08:32:19 AM
Post by: Shana A on August 06, 2012, 08:32:19 AM
Rachel Kinsey Sicks (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rachel-kinsey-sicks) Chief Lyricist, The Kinsey Sicks
Meet The Drag Queens Running As Republicans For President
Posted: 08/05/2012 2:08 pm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rachel-kinsey-sicks/drag-election-gop-republican-_b_1738503.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rachel-kinsey-sicks/drag-election-gop-republican-_b_1738503.html)
Then join The Kinsey Sicks (http://www.kinseysicks.com/) in our campaign to become the next Republican President of the United States!
[...]
For 19 years, The Kinsey Sicks have been America's Favorite -- and least favorite and only -- Dragapella Beautyshop quartet. What, you may ask, is Dragapella? You may have heard of a cappella music, and undoubtedly know that A cappella is Italian for "we can't afford a band." Dragapella is that plus more! It is glorious drag. It is hilarious lyrics. It is trademarked.
The Kinsey Sicks have nobly offered to sacrifice our lucrative dragapella™ career so that we can lead the free world and eventually sign lucrative book deals for our pets.
But can a quartet run for president? YES! After all, my friends, corporations are people, too, and The Kinsey Sicks, LLC want to be the first corporation to be president of the United States. If you don't count Haliburton. Which, after all, was only vice president, officially.
Meet The Drag Queens Running As Republicans For President
Posted: 08/05/2012 2:08 pm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rachel-kinsey-sicks/drag-election-gop-republican-_b_1738503.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rachel-kinsey-sicks/drag-election-gop-republican-_b_1738503.html)
Then join The Kinsey Sicks (http://www.kinseysicks.com/) in our campaign to become the next Republican President of the United States!
[...]
For 19 years, The Kinsey Sicks have been America's Favorite -- and least favorite and only -- Dragapella Beautyshop quartet. What, you may ask, is Dragapella? You may have heard of a cappella music, and undoubtedly know that A cappella is Italian for "we can't afford a band." Dragapella is that plus more! It is glorious drag. It is hilarious lyrics. It is trademarked.
The Kinsey Sicks have nobly offered to sacrifice our lucrative dragapella™ career so that we can lead the free world and eventually sign lucrative book deals for our pets.
But can a quartet run for president? YES! After all, my friends, corporations are people, too, and The Kinsey Sicks, LLC want to be the first corporation to be president of the United States. If you don't count Haliburton. Which, after all, was only vice president, officially.