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Title: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 01:57:16 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 01:57:16 PM
Thought this could be an entertaining thing to do
Pick up the story where where the person above left off. Add as much or as little as you choose. Continue the plot in any way you see fit or take it in an entirely different direction; doesn't matter. Just have fun with it. So, to get us started;
Once upon a time...
Pick up the story where where the person above left off. Add as much or as little as you choose. Continue the plot in any way you see fit or take it in an entirely different direction; doesn't matter. Just have fun with it. So, to get us started;
Once upon a time...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 02:00:59 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 02:00:59 PM
Deep in the woods, there was a little cottage, with a thatched roof ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 08, 2012, 02:02:38 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 08, 2012, 02:02:38 PM
And a great circular door.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 02:06:12 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 02:06:12 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on September 08, 2012, 02:02:38 PM
And a great circular door.
And inside lived a fat huntsman ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 08, 2012, 02:12:24 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 08, 2012, 02:12:24 PM
And 100 ferrets.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 02:18:58 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 02:18:58 PM
One day one of the ferrets decided he wanted to leave the huntsman's cottage and see the rest of the world...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 02:26:38 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 02:26:38 PM
and have some potato soup.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 02:38:11 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 02:38:11 PM
So he caught a bus to the city in search of his soup. On the bus he met a girl...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 03:01:37 PM
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 03:01:37 PM
...who didn't date ferrets. He got off the bus at...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 03:09:20 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 03:09:20 PM
... the 7-11. He needed some cigarettes.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 03:13:09 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 03:13:09 PM
When he got to the counter he realized he left his wallet on the bus.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 03:36:47 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 03:36:47 PM
The bus was still parked in the driveway and the ferret got his wallet back. The ferret purchased his cigarettes, but doesn't smoke. He used them to tease prisoners at the local jail. However, one of the prisoners reached through the bars and grabbed the ferret's arm...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
...several hours and an orgy later, the guards ferreted him out and put him on the train to...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 03:44:47 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 03:44:47 PM
pick up any litter as part of his community service for assaulting the rescuing officer he thought was another prisoner trying to molest him. Underneath one seat, he found...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 03:53:11 PM
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 03:53:11 PM
...a tricorder! The monogram indicated it belonged to...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 03:58:32 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 03:58:32 PM
Leonard "Bones" McCoy.
Meanwhile, the fat huntsman sat in his little cottage in the woods, with a thatched roof and large circular door, sulking and thinking to himself. "If I only had a can opener, I would have 100 ferret friends, instead of just 99."
Then it occurred to him. "If you love something, set it free. If it fails to return, hunt it down and kill it." The huntsman then resolved ...
Meanwhile, the fat huntsman sat in his little cottage in the woods, with a thatched roof and large circular door, sulking and thinking to himself. "If I only had a can opener, I would have 100 ferret friends, instead of just 99."
Then it occurred to him. "If you love something, set it free. If it fails to return, hunt it down and kill it." The huntsman then resolved ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 04:19:53 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 04:19:53 PM
to go after the ferret so that he could eat it for dinner. He grabbed his rifle and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 04:23:19 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 04:23:19 PM
And his wallet, because he needed to buy a can opener at the 7-11 ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 04:25:16 PM
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 04:25:16 PM
....but he bought a six pack instead and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 04:28:49 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 04:28:49 PM
Wrigley's Juicy Fruit chewing gum.
On the ground he saw a discarded receipt for cigarettes and the ferret's credit card number. "That damned ferret! I'm going to ..."
On the ground he saw a discarded receipt for cigarettes and the ferret's credit card number. "That damned ferret! I'm going to ..."
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 04:45:50 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 04:45:50 PM
...cancel my credit card, that thieving rapscallion!" He left the 7=11 and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 04:57:38 PM
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 04:57:38 PM
...informed the band of escaped convicts what hotel and room they could find the ferret in. The convicts gave the fat huntsman...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 05:09:33 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 05:09:33 PM
...a lemon chess pie. While he was walking he slipped on a puddle though and fell face-first into the pie.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 05:13:25 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 05:13:25 PM
"Mmmm. Could use a little more vanilla though."
Looking out the window, he saw ...
Looking out the window, he saw ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 05:16:06 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 05:16:06 PM
...a man with a white beard walking 9 reindeer. He thought...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 05:17:19 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 05:17:19 PM
that he saw Santa, but it was just a poster. He left the facility and went to the train where the ferret was picking up trash in hopes of using it to go to the hotel. He saw the ferret, reached for his gun, and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 05:20:48 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 05:20:48 PM
...aimed it at the ferret. He pulled the trigger. Nothing happened. He left the bullets at home. The ferret spotted the fat man holding the gun and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 05:22:59 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 05:22:59 PM
... dropping his trousers, mooned the huntsman.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 05:25:41 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 05:25:41 PM
His bum was so pale since the ferret always wore trousers. The brightness wound up blinding the huntsman.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 05:29:05 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 05:29:05 PM
Using this opportunity to escape, the ferret exited the station and ran into a nearby pizzeria. His vision cleared, the huntsman saw that his target escaped and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 06:57:47 PM
Post by: Devlyn on September 08, 2012, 06:57:47 PM
...he sang this song....
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: MadelineB on September 08, 2012, 07:04:12 PM
Post by: MadelineB on September 08, 2012, 07:04:12 PM
And he was blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce
by the rumor in the night,
And he was blinded by the white
flashing butt of that darn ferret
don't take an unloaded gun to
a rodent fetching fight
And he burst into tears again. How many days had it been since his last injection of estrogen? The ferret always kept track for him. And why was he calling himself a he? Oh God, not again, she sobbed.
revved up like a deuce
by the rumor in the night,
And he was blinded by the white
flashing butt of that darn ferret
don't take an unloaded gun to
a rodent fetching fight
And he burst into tears again. How many days had it been since his last injection of estrogen? The ferret always kept track for him. And why was he calling himself a he? Oh God, not again, she sobbed.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 07:08:31 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 07:08:31 PM
The huntsman hasn't been in the city in a while, so he tried to look for a gender therapist in a phone book. Unfortunately, those are all but obsolete, so he needed a way to gain this information. He asked around and learned of the internet. However, he had no idea how it worked, so he visited a computer shop and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 09:10:53 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 09:10:53 PM
...tried to order a pizza. The guy who worked there just stared at the huntsman blankly for a minute not sure if he was serious. Finally worker told the huntsman to check out the pizza place down the block, they had the best stuff anywhere close-by. So the huntsman left the computer shop and when to the pizza place. When he walked into the door he saw the ferret sitting there at the counter eating a slice. The huntsman...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 09:19:40 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 08, 2012, 09:19:40 PM
grabbed a pizza cutter from the counter and went towards the ferret. Using all of his wits, the ferret ripped the melted cheese off of his pizza and used it to blind the huntsman. Afterwards, the ferret...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 08, 2012, 09:24:54 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 08, 2012, 09:24:54 PM
found a bolt hole that the rabbit left and down he went. The rabbit saw the ferret and ran down the tunnel. The ferret followed and came out in the computer shop.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 11:16:03 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 08, 2012, 11:16:03 PM
Meanwhile the huntsman stormed out of the pizzeria enraged, with cheese still all over his scorched face. He was in pursuit of the ferret in total bloodlust. A patrolling officer saw the crazed, pizza-faced man and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 08, 2012, 11:39:56 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 08, 2012, 11:39:56 PM
Tazed and handcuffed the huntsman. Then the officer took the huntsman to the local mental ward.
Meanwhile the ferret found a shelter for ferrets through Google.
Meanwhile the ferret found a shelter for ferrets through Google.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 11:54:41 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 08, 2012, 11:54:41 PM
The escaped prisoners, watching the entire scene, quietly snuck out the back door, only to find ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ave on September 08, 2012, 11:59:47 PM
Post by: Ave on September 08, 2012, 11:59:47 PM
that they had been bamboozled! Not only had they not been allowed to enter the gay club for the unforgivable crime of atrocious taste in clothing, but they also had been banned from Grindr!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Sue was just beginning to bake a pie when her husband
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Sue was just beginning to bake a pie when her husband
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 09, 2012, 12:15:09 AM
Post by: Alexis on September 09, 2012, 12:15:09 AM
...decided that he thought he could fly. He went up on the roof of the house and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ave on September 09, 2012, 12:16:43 AM
Post by: Ave on September 09, 2012, 12:16:43 AM
died...
THREAD CLOSED.
:D
:D
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 12:31:48 AM
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 12:31:48 AM
... thinking about the ferret pie his wife was going to make. Where could he get some ferrets this time of day, he wondered?
So he hopped in the F150 and drove ...
So he hopped in the F150 and drove ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: dumb bunny on September 09, 2012, 12:33:24 AM
Post by: dumb bunny on September 09, 2012, 12:33:24 AM
to the handy house to get some beer and cigs
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 12:41:10 AM
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 12:41:10 AM
He said to the pretty clerk-cashier, "Hey Toots, Ya got any Kool filters?" as he grabbed a six-pack of Bud long necks and some ferret pie seasoning. "Ya know the way to that fat huntsman's cottage?"
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 05:37:05 AM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 05:37:05 AM
She told him the way to the cottage and then...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 09:24:36 AM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 09:24:36 AM
he started walking in the direction of the cottage. Drinking a few beers, he did not see the tree root and tripped, breaking all the beer bottles.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Devlyn on September 09, 2012, 09:32:19 AM
Post by: Devlyn on September 09, 2012, 09:32:19 AM
"I'll tell you what ales me" he said...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: MadelineB on September 09, 2012, 10:02:29 AM
Post by: MadelineB on September 09, 2012, 10:02:29 AM
"The huntsman, my wife, and myself, we are all the same person."
Feel yourself fully aware of this new realization. How does it make you feel?
"I feel really good, like I captured something that escaped and eluded me.
"I feel hungry for more, like I'm finally going to start living.
"I feel confused. Who feels like a woman and two men trapped in a man's body?
"I guess we do", the three said in unison.
I am going to count back from 10 to 1. Allison Huntsman, you are at ease with the information you have discussed today. You will remember this entire exercise and will stay integrated. When I reach the number one, you will be relaxed and alert and fully awake, Dr. Pherrit intoned.
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 -...
Feel yourself fully aware of this new realization. How does it make you feel?
"I feel really good, like I captured something that escaped and eluded me.
"I feel hungry for more, like I'm finally going to start living.
"I feel confused. Who feels like a woman and two men trapped in a man's body?
"I guess we do", the three said in unison.
I am going to count back from 10 to 1. Allison Huntsman, you are at ease with the information you have discussed today. You will remember this entire exercise and will stay integrated. When I reach the number one, you will be relaxed and alert and fully awake, Dr. Pherrit intoned.
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 -...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 03:15:47 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 03:15:47 PM
The fat huntsman opened his eyes. The world was brightly colored.
"Ferret," he said, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." In the distance, a twister disappeared on the horizon.
"Ferret," he said, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." In the distance, a twister disappeared on the horizon.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 09, 2012, 03:17:33 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 09, 2012, 03:17:33 PM
And of course inevitably there were a pair of fabulous ruby slippers next to the huntsman. The huntsman...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 03:52:03 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 03:52:03 PM
tried them on. And they fit. The ferret was not surprised. "You look cute", smiled the ferret.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 07:18:09 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 07:18:09 PM
The huntsman was taken aback by this ferret he thought was only a figment of his imagination. He went back home to sleep it off, and upon falling asleep, he woke up back in the forest where he had tripped. He then tried to go to sleep at his cottage. Upon doing so, he woke up in his house. The huntsman had no idea which world was real, so he...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 07:28:02 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 07:28:02 PM
counted his ferrets, all 101 of them. "Wait", he thought, "I only have 100."
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Devlyn on September 09, 2012, 07:38:49 PM
Post by: Devlyn on September 09, 2012, 07:38:49 PM
A hundred ferrets appeared on the wall,
A hundred ferrets appeared,
You take one down and pass it around,
Ninety nine ferrets appeared on the wall.....
A hundred ferrets appeared,
You take one down and pass it around,
Ninety nine ferrets appeared on the wall.....
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 07:44:00 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 07:44:00 PM
sang the ferrets in unison. The huntsman was so confused. He passed out from the stress and woke up in his other world, yet there were also singing animals there too. He didn't know what to make of the situation, so he...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 07:50:49 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 07:50:49 PM
asked the animals where he was.
"The wonderful world of Oz." They sang in unison. The huntsman was even more confused. When he awoke he was
"The wonderful world of Oz." They sang in unison. The huntsman was even more confused. When he awoke he was
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 07:59:41 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 07:59:41 PM
still in the world of Oz. He had no idea what to think. He went to a nearby fruit orchard to clear his head and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 08:06:29 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 08:06:29 PM
that was when he saw a man of metal. As he approached it looked down at an oil can. The huntsman picked up the oil can . The metal man's mouth moved slightly. So the huntsman squirted a little oil on the mouth. The metal man's mouth moved and it said ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 08:09:09 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 08:09:09 PM
"You just ripped open my son's head and spilled his juices on me?!?! How could you?!?!" The huntsman stood flabbergasted and then...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 08:14:15 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 08:14:15 PM
fell to the ground as his mind shut down, unable to cope. The huntsman woke up and he was ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 08:15:41 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 08:15:41 PM
Still in the middle of the field. The tin man stole his clothes and left him nude. Then the huntsman...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 09:27:43 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 09:27:43 PM
... spied a nearby scarecrow. Using his brains, he swiped the scarecrows rotten clothing, and lit a fire for warmth, using the straw and a Zippo lighter dropped by the Tin Man. The "straw" had an odd, intoxicating scent to it ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 09:32:12 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 09, 2012, 09:32:12 PM
turns out it wasn't straw at all, but weed? The huntsman got high and found himself with a case of hunger. He went to the neighboring kingdom to Oz, the Candy Kingdom, and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 09:34:58 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 09:34:58 PM
... realizing he had no money, but a bad case of the munchies, shoplifted a bottle of magic jellybeans
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 09:36:09 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 09, 2012, 09:36:09 PM
he began to munch them down. The world began to get larger. The huntsman looked around and saw
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 10:00:46 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 09, 2012, 10:00:46 PM
.. he was getting small. Really small. Smaller than a ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 10, 2012, 11:30:01 AM
Post by: Alexis on September 10, 2012, 11:30:01 AM
...child at least. Trippy he thought. He spotted some candy corn on the side of the road outside the shop in the candy kingdom and took a bite. He shot up like a weed, to like 10 feet tall. Thinking he was used to his new stature he started walking down the road and, none to gracefully I might add, hit his head hard on the signpost of the store...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 10, 2012, 03:06:11 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 10, 2012, 03:06:11 PM
That sold big and tall suits. The huntsman bought a suit and walked out of the store, looking down at a quarter. He bent over to pick it up, but bumped into a lady who...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 11, 2012, 10:01:16 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 11, 2012, 10:01:16 PM
Had the body of a playing card. He was so taken aback. "Aren't you in the wrong story?" he asked quizzically, and totally confused. She replied, "Oh you must be..."
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 11, 2012, 10:14:16 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 11, 2012, 10:14:16 PM
the ferret's pet human". "Funny I thought you were shorter and plumper".
"The ferret!", shouted the huntsman. "Where is he!".
The card lady looked up at him and said ...
"The ferret!", shouted the huntsman. "Where is he!".
The card lady looked up at him and said ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 11, 2012, 10:24:39 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 11, 2012, 10:24:39 PM
"What's it too you, Shorty? Ya wanna play a little 52-card pick up? huh, big boy?"
The 10-foot tall huntsman was ...
The 10-foot tall huntsman was ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 11, 2012, 10:30:28 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 11, 2012, 10:30:28 PM
...baffled. Clearly that scarecrow was made out of some really quality stuff. Wait was that scarecrow even real? Oh goodness, every question just lead to another question. The huntsman...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 11, 2012, 10:38:50 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 11, 2012, 10:38:50 PM
... wondered, "Is this reality? or just a dream? Am I really ten-feet tall. And has a hookah smoking caterpillar given me a call? I must ask Alice ..."
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Constance on September 11, 2012, 10:41:02 PM
Post by: Constance on September 11, 2012, 10:41:02 PM
...if she knows the way to San Jose. If she didn't, the huntsman would have to settle for Frenso, which at this time of the year had...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: dumb bunny on September 11, 2012, 10:44:20 PM
Post by: dumb bunny on September 11, 2012, 10:44:20 PM
the National Dyslexic Convention. So he went to see Alice at the restaurant.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 11, 2012, 10:47:33 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 11, 2012, 10:47:33 PM
He thought that "you can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant". "Except Alice" he giggled. He found the restaurant and he walked up to it. "Now how to get in", he thought.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: dumb bunny on September 11, 2012, 11:03:54 PM
Post by: dumb bunny on September 11, 2012, 11:03:54 PM
Luckily, there were a couple guys hanging around an old red vw microbus and they told him to go around back.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 11, 2012, 11:07:56 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 11, 2012, 11:07:56 PM
... about a half a mile from the railroad track ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 21, 2012, 10:26:13 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 21, 2012, 10:26:13 PM
"That's strange," he thought. He didn't pass anything on the way here except for the railroad tracks.
He decided he could go back later. He was hungry, and he wanted pie.
So he went into the restaurant and...
He decided he could go back later. He was hungry, and he wanted pie.
So he went into the restaurant and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 21, 2012, 10:32:09 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 21, 2012, 10:32:09 PM
... was astounded to see, performing in the piano bar, Billy Joel and the Dancing Ferret Revue.
"Hey, piano man! Play 'Piano Man'." And as for you ferrets, I'm going to ...
"Hey, piano man! Play 'Piano Man'." And as for you ferrets, I'm going to ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 21, 2012, 10:36:35 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 21, 2012, 10:36:35 PM
"join in". He found a cute pink tutu and began dancing with the ferrets. The patrons just ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 21, 2012, 10:44:17 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 21, 2012, 10:44:17 PM
...looked in awe with their camera phones out as the huntsmen managed to pull off some complicated moves. The huntsman twirls into somebody, knocking his drink out of his hand. The man got up and walked to the huntsman with purpose, passion in his eyes. He turned the huntsman around and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 21, 2012, 10:59:53 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 21, 2012, 10:59:53 PM
kissed the huntsman on the lips. The huntsman stepped back, looked at the man and ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 21, 2012, 11:01:38 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 21, 2012, 11:01:38 PM
requested Billy Joel play his hit song about Catholic girls. The ferrets began to dance and ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 21, 2012, 11:17:12 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 21, 2012, 11:17:12 PM
the huntsman grab the man and they began dancing. The patrons began to ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 22, 2012, 09:18:49 AM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 22, 2012, 09:18:49 AM
...made it so that they all released violent farts. The building had to be evacuated. The HazMat teams arrived and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: MadelineB on September 22, 2012, 10:04:37 AM
Post by: MadelineB on September 22, 2012, 10:04:37 AM
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were joined on the sidewalk by former ambassador to China Jon Huntsman Jr and a news team from CNN. As Mr. Huntsman stepped towards the doorway...
were joined on the sidewalk by former ambassador to China Jon Huntsman Jr and a news team from CNN. As Mr. Huntsman stepped towards the doorway...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 22, 2012, 01:50:24 PM
Post by: Jamie D on September 22, 2012, 01:50:24 PM
He was caught on camera letting rip a huge fart. The camera crew all gagged. The footage was immediately on Headline News. He became admired by admired worl wide.
On the other hand, the ferrets thought ...
On the other hand, the ferrets thought ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Alexis on September 22, 2012, 04:52:06 PM
Post by: Alexis on September 22, 2012, 04:52:06 PM
...that things were getting a little weird around here (and these are dancing ferrets mind you :P)
They huddled together and decided they were going to...
They huddled together and decided they were going to...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 22, 2012, 04:59:55 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 22, 2012, 04:59:55 PM
...light the methane from all of the farts on fire so they could watch the pretty explosion. One ferret pulled out a lighter and...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 22, 2012, 06:09:44 PM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on September 22, 2012, 06:09:44 PM
"Broooom" The restaurant erupted into a ball of flame. The huntsman's hair was singed off as was his eye brows. CNN got it all on tape.
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 22, 2012, 06:18:51 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 22, 2012, 06:18:51 PM
And like CNN usual does, they focused on unimportant dribble. They made a laughing stock out of the huntsman, the man in the pink tutu. Upon hearing of this newscast, the huntsman...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on September 23, 2012, 02:42:37 AM
Post by: Jamie D on September 23, 2012, 02:42:37 AM
... swore he would have his revenge on Ted Turner and those lousy ferrets. "Ted Turner, if I ever get ahold of you I'm going to ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 23, 2012, 06:06:40 AM
Post by: Kevin Peña on September 23, 2012, 06:06:40 AM
...file the biggest lawsuit ever! In short, the huntsman did and he won the position of CEO of CNN. With his newfound power, the huntsman...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on October 03, 2012, 11:11:01 AM
Post by: Jamie D on October 03, 2012, 11:11:01 AM
married Jane Fonda. Acting as his best man was ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on October 03, 2012, 11:23:18 AM
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on October 03, 2012, 11:23:18 AM
the ferret. They both looked handsome in their tuxs. Jane was dressed in a ...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: twit on October 03, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
Post by: twit on October 03, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
slightly non-traditional wedding outfit..
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Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Jamie D on October 03, 2012, 12:00:48 PM
Post by: Jamie D on October 03, 2012, 12:00:48 PM
The matron-of-honor was none other than
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Cindy James!
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Cindy James!
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Kevin Peña on October 03, 2012, 03:18:35 PM
Post by: Kevin Peña on October 03, 2012, 03:18:35 PM
The wedding went off without a hitch, but when it came time to give the best man speech, the ferret...
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: Your Humble Savant on October 10, 2012, 02:04:54 AM
Post by: Your Humble Savant on October 10, 2012, 02:04:54 AM
...unzipped its skin from nose to toe, revealing none other than Wile E. Coyote!
Title: Re: The Never-Ending Story
Post by: MadelineB on October 10, 2012, 02:15:59 AM
Post by: MadelineB on October 10, 2012, 02:15:59 AM
Quote from: Your Humble Savant on October 10, 2012, 02:04:54 AMWile E., who recently changed her name to Wilhamina Edwina Coyote, saw herself in the mirror, and it was still a week until her next laser appointment, so she started shaving, using a hundred dollar bill wrapped around the handle of an old fashioned strop razor to improve the grip. When suddenly, in walked Harry Benjamin, who said...
...unzipped its skin from nose to toe, revealing none other than Wile E. Coyote!