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Title: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 16, 2012, 11:16:49 AM
It was as plain as the nose on your face that we needed this topic. So have at it. Give it your best shot. We're counting on you!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 11:25:57 AM
I'm going to stick to this thread lik white on rice.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 11:39:08 AM
Just be careful, for the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Incarnadine on November 16, 2012, 11:46:51 AM
I'd contribute to this thread, but I don't have a dog in the hunt.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 11:48:32 AM
Quote from: Incarnadine on November 16, 2012, 11:46:51 AM
I'd contribute to this thread, but I don't have a dog in the hunt.

So what your saying is you don't have a leg to stand on?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Incarnadine on November 16, 2012, 11:53:31 AM
Quote from: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 11:48:32 AM
So what your saying is you don't have a leg to stand on?

Thought I had you fooled - there's a sucker born every minute...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 11:58:08 AM
Quote from: Incarnadine on November 16, 2012, 11:53:31 AM
Thought I had you fooled - there's a sucker born every minute...

I fell ya.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: monica.soto on November 16, 2012, 12:01:53 PM
Cliches? This should be easier than taking candy from a baby.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 12:02:56 PM
Quote from: monica.soto on November 16, 2012, 12:01:53 PM
Cliches? This should be easier than taking candy from a baby.

I think it's easier than shooting fish in a barrel.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 16, 2012, 12:08:55 PM
It's easy as pie!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 12:10:56 PM
I don't know.  It could put you in between a rock and a hard place.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 12:16:59 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 16, 2012, 12:10:56 PM
I don't know.  It could put you in between a rock and a hard place.

Stop being such a negative Nelly. Every cloud has a silver lining.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 16, 2012, 12:17:46 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 16, 2012, 12:10:56 PM
I don't know.  It could put you in between a rock and a hard place.

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 16, 2012, 12:17:46 PM
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Just another bridge over troubled water.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: monica.soto on November 16, 2012, 12:41:25 PM
Quote from: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 12:16:59 PM
Stop being such a negative Nelly. Every cloud has a silver lining.

but being negative is the new black!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 12:43:59 PM
Quote from: monica.soto on November 16, 2012, 12:41:25 PM
but being negative is the new black!

That is as unknown to me as the dark side of the moon.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 12:53:36 PM
Wait till morning, It's always darkest before the dawn.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: monica.soto on November 16, 2012, 12:58:28 PM
you should indeed wait, it's better to be safe than sorry.

Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 01:29:50 PM
Think fast!! Or it will be over before you know it.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 01:38:27 PM
My personal favorite:

"It will be all right in the end."

To which I like to add:

"And if it is not alright, it is not the end"

Thank You, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 01:43:51 PM
The end is just the beginning.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 01:46:17 PM
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.  Bugger, I thought it was 58 years ago.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 01:47:38 PM
There is a first time for everything.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 01:53:10 PM
Money can't buy happiness.
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Post by: Nicolette on November 16, 2012, 01:54:07 PM
Better late than never.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 01:55:31 PM
You never know what you will find.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 01:58:49 PM
You don't know what you have got til it's gone.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 01:59:52 PM
I'm good to go
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: monica.soto on November 16, 2012, 02:25:59 PM
that's a one in a million thought to me!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Jamie D on November 16, 2012, 02:40:00 PM
One thing I can say about Dev is that her topics are better than a poke in the eye  ;)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Padma on November 16, 2012, 03:06:52 PM
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 03:13:22 PM
And Bob's your uncle.  Whatever that means.  (https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmileys.on-my-web.com%2Frepository%2FAnimals%2Fferret-7.gif&hash=9f27f1603b9ef76a5d4bbeedcd1615f680c36e8b)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 03:14:48 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on November 16, 2012, 02:40:00 PM
One thing I can say about Dev is that her topics are better than a poke in the eye  ;)

You know, danger is her middle name.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on November 16, 2012, 02:40:00 PM
One thing I can say about Dev is that her topics are better than a poke in the eye  ;)

Or a jab in the arse with a sharp stick.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: justmeinoz on November 16, 2012, 04:10:06 PM
Blind Freddie could see that one coming.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 05:42:00 PM
I have a tendency to blame the one armed man myself.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: monica.soto on November 16, 2012, 05:49:40 PM
I avoid that like the plague
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 05:51:11 PM
I am as sick as a dog right now.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 05:51:26 PM
That is the cat's pajamas.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 16, 2012, 05:52:56 PM
I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs that nobody would like this thread.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 05:54:15 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 16, 2012, 05:52:56 PM
I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs that nobody would like this thread.

Don't fret my pet. We love it.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Reinhaven on November 16, 2012, 05:54:33 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 16, 2012, 05:52:56 PM
I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs that nobody would like this thread.

I'll be honest as the day is long; this thread looks fun!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 05:57:18 PM
This thread is the cat's meow.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 16, 2012, 06:05:02 PM
That's a load off my mind!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 06:15:22 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 16, 2012, 06:05:02 PM
That's a load off my mind!

It feels like a great weight has just been lifted off me.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 06:21:57 PM
At least you don't have the weight of the world on your shoulders.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 06:28:13 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 16, 2012, 06:21:57 PM
At least you don't have the weight of the world on your shoulders.

Since I am not a fair weather friend, I will help you carry your load.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 06:30:32 PM
Paraphrased:

She not heavy, she's my sister.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 06:38:13 PM
 Now aint that just a kick in the head.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 06:42:32 PM
Luck of the draw.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 06:47:10 PM
I think I got the short stick.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 06:48:58 PM
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Brooke
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Post by: Brooke777 on November 16, 2012, 07:02:53 PM
It's better than letting it come around to bite me in the arse.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Padma on November 16, 2012, 07:04:55 PM
If your head resembles a Dutch cheese, do not rest it on the grocer's counter.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 07:07:41 PM
Sorry did I derail your train of thought?  That's OK, the boxcars were empty anyway.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 16, 2012, 07:12:30 PM
This is a barrel of laughs!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 16, 2012, 07:18:37 PM
As funny as a barrel of monkeys.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Jamie D on November 17, 2012, 02:39:38 AM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 16, 2012, 05:52:56 PM
I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs that nobody would like this thread.

I need this topic like I need a hole in my head!  ;)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: monica.soto on November 17, 2012, 05:34:16 AM
this thread is the stuff dreams are made of
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Post by: Brooke777 on November 17, 2012, 08:58:30 AM
Who knows what dreams may come.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 17, 2012, 09:12:55 AM
Bread always falls butter side down
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Post by: Devlyn on November 17, 2012, 09:17:49 AM
Good morning, hon! The early bird gets the worm.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 17, 2012, 09:40:51 AM
A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush...
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Post by: Brooke777 on November 17, 2012, 10:04:15 AM
I think we need a birds eye view of this thread.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Jamie D on November 17, 2012, 10:14:08 AM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 17, 2012, 09:17:49 AM
Good morning, hon! The early bird gets the worm.

Wake up and smell the coffee!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 17, 2012, 10:17:11 AM
You're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 17, 2012, 11:11:41 AM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 17, 2012, 10:17:11 AM
You're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!

Sassy is as sassy does! ;-)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 17, 2012, 11:12:57 AM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 17, 2012, 09:12:55 AM
Bread always falls butter side down

I reject your reality and substitute my own...
Title: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Padma on November 17, 2012, 12:26:11 PM
I hear what you're saying

[it should be a punishable offence to say this, I think...]
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 17, 2012, 12:32:37 PM
Slow and steady wins the race.  Obviously never saw NASCAR.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 17, 2012, 12:42:48 PM
Quote from: Padma on November 17, 2012, 12:26:11 PM
I hear what you're saying

[it should be a punishable offence to say this, I think...]

I know you think you heard what I said, but I think that what you heard is not what I meant.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: justmeinoz on November 19, 2012, 01:25:38 AM
It's time to put our best foot forward, our shoulders to the wheel and noses to the grindstone.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 19, 2012, 06:40:08 AM
All work and no play makes Jack a full boy.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 19, 2012, 09:18:34 AM
Gotta get back to the salt mine now!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Reinhaven on November 19, 2012, 09:23:22 AM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 19, 2012, 09:18:34 AM
Gotta get back to the salt mine now!

'Atta girl!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on November 19, 2012, 09:34:17 AM
Flood warnings/storm warnings where I live today:

When it rains it pours!
It is an ill wind that blows nobody well.
A rising tide raises all boats.
It's time to bring your ship into the shore.
Any port in a storm.
Don't be a fair-weather friend. (mine are definitely not!!)
Its raining cats and dogs.
Come hell or high water.
A friend is more precious than rubies.
Gimmee shelter.

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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 19, 2012, 01:44:35 PM
Alright! It's time to party like it's 1999!! :-)
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Post by: MadelineB on November 20, 2012, 02:10:20 AM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 19, 2012, 01:44:35 PM
Alright! It's time to party like it's 1999!! :-)
Better late than never!
The early bird gets worms.
Wizards are never late.
Time flies when you are having fun.

Wait, it's not 1999?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 20, 2012, 07:32:19 AM
Spooning leads to forking.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on November 20, 2012, 08:15:58 AM
Neither a burrower nor a blender bee.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 20, 2012, 08:52:29 AM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 20, 2012, 07:32:19 AM
Spooning leads to forking.

Quote from: MadelineB on November 20, 2012, 08:15:58 AM
Neither a burrower nor a blender bee.

LOL! ...related? Maaaaaaybeeee.... ;)
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Post by: MadelineB on November 20, 2012, 09:06:53 AM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 20, 2012, 08:52:29 AM
LOL! ...related? Maaaaaaybeeee.... ;)
If its not innuendo, then where did we put that thing?  :laugh:

I have lost it.  :laugh:

The train has officially left the station. Hey wait, what about the tracks!!!



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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 20, 2012, 09:57:04 AM
All we have to do is follow our nose, and we can make tracks.
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Post by: Reinhaven on November 20, 2012, 10:09:06 AM
Mm. I don't know about you guys, but I slept like a log!
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Post by: monica.soto on November 20, 2012, 10:13:35 AM
you know what they say, Never say never.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 20, 2012, 11:06:52 AM
When in doubt, drop back 10 yards and punt.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 20, 2012, 11:17:49 AM
What, do you have ants in your pants?
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 20, 2012, 11:59:14 AM
I was trying to date that girl, but she shot me down in flames!

Cut me some slack!

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 20, 2012, 12:15:16 PM
When the going gets tough, the tough go SHOPPING!
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Post by: Devlyn on November 20, 2012, 12:21:51 PM
Tough as nails! Nailed it right on the head.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 20, 2012, 12:41:42 PM
When all you have is a hammer, the whole world is a nail...
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 20, 2012, 12:51:43 PM
When life gives you lemons, make lemon zest.  Then you will have a zest for life.
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Post by: Brooke777 on November 20, 2012, 12:55:50 PM
Salt is the spice of life.
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Post by: Reinhaven on November 20, 2012, 12:56:32 PM
Quote from: Brooke777 on November 20, 2012, 12:55:50 PM
Salt is the spice of life.

I'll take that with a grain of salt.

There's no time like the present except for the recent past.
... And the near future.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 20, 2012, 01:05:05 PM
Be grateful for today, it is the present.
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Post by: Reinhaven on November 20, 2012, 01:16:13 PM
Great gifts come in small packages?
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 20, 2012, 01:25:49 PM
Dynamite comes in small packages.
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Post by: Reinhaven on November 20, 2012, 01:30:06 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 20, 2012, 01:25:49 PM
Dynamite comes in small packages.

(Hmm. Must be a great gift, then.
-Adds to Christmas shopping suggestion list-)

"Boom" goes the dynamite.
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Post by: monica.soto on November 20, 2012, 02:12:58 PM
When life turns its back on you, grab it by the butt!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 20, 2012, 02:17:36 PM
Quote from: monica.soto on November 20, 2012, 02:12:58 PM
When life turns its back on you, grab it by the butt!

I've got you by the short-n-curlies! Darn! Just missed it by a c*nt hair!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 20, 2012, 02:20:36 PM
Just missed it by a BCH.
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Post by: Brooke777 on November 20, 2012, 02:32:34 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 20, 2012, 02:20:36 PM
Just missed it by a BCH.

Hey, those are my initials!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 20, 2012, 02:45:15 PM
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmileys.on-my-web.com%2Frepository%2FAnimals%2Fferret-9.gif&hash=42bd2ee88d4ddc91007b3b25799f543e9ee358f1) But you are not blonde.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 20, 2012, 02:53:11 PM
Blondes have more fun!
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Post by: justmeinoz on November 21, 2012, 05:41:23 AM
I'm totally up a gum tree!
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Post by: Devlyn on November 21, 2012, 07:54:08 AM
Sounds like a sticky wicket!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 21, 2012, 10:29:46 AM
We have nothing to fear but fear its self.
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Post by: Reinhaven on November 21, 2012, 10:45:32 AM
Don't count your chickens before they hatch!
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Post by: Devlyn on November 21, 2012, 10:47:46 AM
Nor all your eggs in one basket.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 21, 2012, 10:57:37 AM
You need to break a lot of eggs to bake acake
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Post by: Reinhaven on November 21, 2012, 11:11:38 AM
Let's not kill the goose that laid the golden egg, now.
(I wonder how long we can keep the egg cliches up for!)
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 21, 2012, 11:19:38 AM
like walking on eggshells
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Post by: Devlyn on November 21, 2012, 11:22:52 AM
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Post by: Reinhaven on November 21, 2012, 11:23:59 AM
I think I'll go fry an egg.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 21, 2012, 11:29:39 AM
You've hatched a new plot.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 21, 2012, 11:35:14 AM
This thread is cracking me up.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 21, 2012, 11:39:03 AM
Its egg sighting!
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Post by: Reinhaven on November 21, 2012, 11:42:07 AM
And egg-cellent!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 21, 2012, 11:45:39 AM
and egg-actlly what we need.
Title: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Keira on November 21, 2012, 01:00:08 PM
What's up with everyone being so punny on this thread...
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Post by: MadelineB on November 21, 2012, 11:58:09 PM
Quote from: Keira on November 21, 2012, 01:00:08 PM
What's up with everyone being so punny on this thread...
It's gold done flew season, and we've got punny noses and stuffing heads!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: justmeinoz on November 22, 2012, 05:03:11 AM
Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs. 

Now there is a bizarre one!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 22, 2012, 12:09:19 PM
Because I'm the mom, that's why!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 22, 2012, 12:22:45 PM
Wait til your father gets home.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 22, 2012, 01:46:53 PM
But all the other kids do it!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 22, 2012, 01:48:59 PM
Don't get your panties in a wad.

(It's been 7 pages now...I don't remember what's been cliched or hasn't)

Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 22, 2012, 02:51:59 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 22, 2012, 01:48:59 PM
Don't get your panties in a wad.

(It's been 7 pages now...I don't remember what's been cliched or hasn't)

That's such a cliche!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 22, 2012, 04:00:26 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 22, 2012, 01:48:59 PM
Don't get your panties in a wad.

(It's been 7 pages now...I don't remember what's been cliched or hasn't)
We could find ourselves in a pickle.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on November 22, 2012, 11:00:29 PM
Flattery is the sincerest form of repetition. SAY IT AGAIN!!!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 22, 2012, 11:13:26 PM
A Watched Pot Never Boils
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 23, 2012, 12:26:18 PM
Another day, another dollar...time to get the ball rolling!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 23, 2012, 12:35:35 PM
Enough is enough! It's a cliche, keep going!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 23, 2012, 12:42:02 PM
As useless as tits on a bull.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 23, 2012, 12:46:40 PM
All spaghetti and no meatball.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 23, 2012, 12:54:30 PM
All's fair in love and war.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 23, 2012, 01:19:08 PM
All dressed up with nowhere to go.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 23, 2012, 01:21:13 PM
Oil and water don't mix.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 23, 2012, 01:25:49 PM
The cream rises to the top.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 23, 2012, 01:33:18 PM
That's what she said!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 23, 2012, 01:33:52 PM
It's all gravy from here...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 23, 2012, 01:40:33 PM
A day without gravy is like a day without sunshine.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 23, 2012, 01:42:13 PM
No sense crying over spilled milk
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 23, 2012, 01:43:51 PM
Don't spill the beans.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 23, 2012, 01:48:36 PM
(no cliche, but)

Beans, beans
the musical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot

the more you toot
the better you feel
so eat some beans
at every meal!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 23, 2012, 02:00:09 PM
Step on a crack, break Mommy's back.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 23, 2012, 03:20:27 PM
This thread has everything but the kitchen sink...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 23, 2012, 03:25:29 PM
It's all that, and a bag of chips.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 23, 2012, 06:33:55 PM
It's purring like a kitten!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 23, 2012, 06:53:24 PM
Running like a Swiss watch. Although nothing runs like a Deere.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 23, 2012, 08:13:24 PM
It's Miller time!

...and...(after eating tavern food)...

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz...oh, what a relief it is!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 23, 2012, 08:21:42 PM
All in a night's work.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 23, 2012, 08:22:58 PM
Once upon a time...

Happily ever after..
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Kevin Peña on November 23, 2012, 08:29:11 PM
This thread has only been around for a week?! The posts are multiplying like rabbits!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 23, 2012, 08:36:33 PM
Definitely hotter than a pepper sprout.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 23, 2012, 11:20:41 PM
There's the right way, the wrong way, and then there's the Army way.


(You may have to be prior military to understand this)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 23, 2012, 11:42:16 PM
He's as sharp as a tack.

...or...

He's as sharp as a bowling ball.



She has all the personality of a hockey puck.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Jenny07 on November 24, 2012, 12:02:57 AM
I've got a plan so cunning, you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 25, 2012, 03:37:03 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 23, 2012, 11:20:41 PM
There's the right way, the wrong way, and then there's the Army way.


(You may have to be prior military to understand this)

Only a Chairborne Ranger would say something like this.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 03:42:39 PM
The whole ball of wax?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 03:47:31 PM
The whole she-bang.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 03:48:49 PM
The whole enchilada.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 04:01:20 PM
Jury rigged.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 04:08:20 PM
Held together with chewing gum and bailing wire.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 04:18:51 PM
In like Flynn
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 04:38:19 PM
Like a house afire.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 04:47:16 PM
Like a runaway train
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 04:53:50 PM
Like watching a trainwreck.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 05:06:53 PM
Like a rocket sled on rails.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 05:44:18 PM
Mind like a steel trap....old and rusty.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 05:59:34 PM
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 06:07:21 PM
Waste not, want not.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 06:19:57 PM
Wanted dead or alive.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 06:23:00 PM
Public enemy number one.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 06:28:22 PM
Running on empty
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 06:40:53 PM
Running for the exits.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 06:43:10 PM
Exit Stage Left.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 06:44:53 PM
Exit stage right.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 07:04:44 PM
the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 25, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
One hand washes the other.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 07:26:26 PM
Don't bite the hand that feeds you
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 25, 2012, 07:32:47 PM
Better stop that, or you'll get hair on your palms!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 25, 2012, 07:34:42 PM
Quote from: Brooke777 on November 25, 2012, 03:37:03 PM
Only a Chairborne Ranger would say something like this.

We'll drum you out of the service!



*ba-da-TISH!*
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 07:41:27 PM
Are you being serviced?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: michelle on November 25, 2012, 07:50:51 PM
See you later alligator.   I'll meet you on the flip side.   Watch your six!!!! Roger, over and out.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 07:58:15 PM
hasta la vista, baby
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: michelle on November 25, 2012, 08:01:29 PM
I'm gettin down.    I'd walk a mile for a camel.     Chill.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 25, 2012, 08:06:48 PM
DY-NO-MITE!!    (<--very dated, had to be alive in the 70's to understand/remember)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 25, 2012, 08:07:27 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 25, 2012, 08:06:48 PM
DY-NO-MITE!!    (<--very dated, had to be alive in the 70's to understand/remember)

I know, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel.... :-*
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 25, 2012, 08:11:03 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 25, 2012, 07:34:42 PM
We'll drum you out of the service!



*ba-da-TISH!*

They already found me unfit for duty.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 25, 2012, 08:13:21 PM
That's not a cliche, Brooke.   ::)

*hugs*


Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 08:14:01 PM
Sock it to me, Baby.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: michelle on November 25, 2012, 08:18:03 PM
I can't get no, satisfaction.       Pushin up daisies.     Deep six it!    I'll put it in file 13.   I'm a diggin it.    Kooool, man.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 25, 2012, 08:22:14 PM
Right turn, Clyde.

Do you feel lucky, punk?

Spaghetti Western.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: michelle on November 25, 2012, 08:24:59 PM
Go ahead and make my day!    I guess I'll keep on a truckin.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 08:33:30 PM
the chickens come home to roost
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 25, 2012, 08:35:11 PM
He's dead, Jim.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: michelle on November 25, 2012, 08:37:01 PM
He just ain't whistlin' Dixie.   He's justa gettin' down.   Don't be such a stick in the mud!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 08:40:45 PM
as common as turkey in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Brooke777 on November 25, 2012, 09:44:35 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 25, 2012, 08:13:21 PM
That's not a cliche, Brooke.   ::)

*hugs*

You have never heard someone being referred to as "unfit for duty"? I heard that growing up and I was not in a military family.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Kevin Peña on November 25, 2012, 09:49:27 PM
Quote from: Brooke777 on November 25, 2012, 09:44:35 PM
You have never heard someone being referred to as "unfit for duty"? I heard that growing up and I was not in a military family.

Mm, I'll allow it, but watch yourself, McCoy.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 09:53:29 PM
Elementary, my dear Watson.

The game is afoot
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on November 25, 2012, 10:53:46 PM
ON CLICHES, BY MADELINEB

I could be wrong, or I could be right.
But I get the funny feeling that
This could take all night.

Chalk it up to experience
I wish I could erase
But I don't really get what the fuss is all about
When it comes to Cliches.

Whether you're black, or white, or red,
Whether you're fully alive or already half dead,
Familiarity breeds contempt
only for words that are better not said.

If its worth doing, its worth doing right.
Practice makes perfect.
You can say that again.
One man's loss is another man's gain.
I should stop while I'm ahead.
But I never know what's best for me.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 25, 2012, 11:04:22 PM
I have never been lost, just bewildered once.

I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: justmeinoz on November 26, 2012, 04:24:13 AM
Hit for six!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 06:09:38 AM
The hits just keep on coming!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 08:01:44 AM
Show me the money
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 08:13:53 AM
You're batting a thousand.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
One in a million.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 08:47:18 AM
What are the odds?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: silly by the seashore on November 26, 2012, 08:48:29 AM
a snowball's chance in hell
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 08:56:42 AM
A fat chance.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 08:57:24 AM
Waste not, want not.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 08:57:51 AM
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 09:01:17 AM
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 09:04:06 AM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 26, 2012, 08:01:44 AM
Show me the money

Ahh, the money shot!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 09:05:22 AM
Pennies from heaven. Penny for your thoughts. Daily double.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 09:06:43 AM
How are you?  (+5pts for a cliche in the form of a question)
:-)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on November 26, 2012, 09:25:33 AM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 09:06:43 AM
How are you?  (+5pts for a cliche in the form of a question)
:-)
Fine, and you?
Badabing.
But seriously
things are flowing like water and going smooth as molasses.
What more could I ask for?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 10:00:00 AM
A double rainbow! What does it meeeeaannnnn?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: michelle on November 26, 2012, 10:27:39 AM
I walk the line.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Catherine Sarah on November 26, 2012, 10:30:07 AM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 09:06:43 AM
(+5pts for a cliche in the form of a question)

Am I my brothers keeper?

Ching-ching.  Come on!! Pay up please.  :laugh:  :police:

Huggs
Catherine
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 10:36:55 AM
I bit off more than I can chew...

(That's vaguely disturbing when said on a TS board :-P)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 10:37:37 AM
I had a smile a mile wide!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 12:09:06 PM
An ear-to-ear grin.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 12:18:03 PM
Toothless grin
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 12:20:05 PM
Grinning like the Cheshire Cat!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 12:41:20 PM
Grinning like an idoit.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 12:46:43 PM
Smells like roses in here...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 12:50:12 PM
Quote from: Catherine Sarah on November 26, 2012, 10:30:07 AM
Am I my brothers keeper?

Ching-ching.  Come on!! Pay up please.  :laugh:  :police:

Huggs
Catherine

Ok, ok...+5 to Catherine and Maddie.

Will it never end?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 12:55:40 PM
The cup runneth over.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 01:06:20 PM
Glass is half empty.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 01:08:48 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 26, 2012, 12:55:40 PM
The cup runneth over.

That's the title to a book, written by I. P. Freely.

...I'm waiting for the movie.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 07:31:00 PM
Don't pee into the wind.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 07:51:30 PM
Don't eat yellow snow.

The butler did it.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 07:59:02 PM
Maid to order.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 08:15:22 PM
Home, James.

And don't spare the horses.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 08:19:13 PM
The smoking lamp is light.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 08:27:14 PM
...and the horse you rode in on!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 08:27:53 PM
I need that like I need a hole in my head.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 08:28:29 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 26, 2012, 08:27:14 PM
...and the horse you rode in on!

Whiskey for my men, and beer for the horses!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 08:29:40 PM
Hung like a horse.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 08:33:15 PM
Stubborn as a mule.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: michelle on November 26, 2012, 08:34:07 PM
 Some times i feel, "Over the hill."    I hope i never wear a "cement over coat."    Girl, does " time fly!"    Some day i will find myself, "Over the rainbow!"
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 08:34:49 PM
Healthy as a horse.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 08:35:40 PM
Quote from: michelle on November 26, 2012, 08:34:07 PM
Some times i feel, "Over the hill."    I hope i never wear a "cement over coat."    Girl, does " time fly!"    Some day i will find myself, "Over the rainbow!"
I'm so over that!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 08:36:57 PM
Itty bitty titty committee.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 08:38:36 PM
FBI = Female Body Inspector
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 08:38:56 PM
Red Solo Cup
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 08:45:17 PM
Tequila!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 09:02:40 PM
You don't buy beer, you rent it.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 26, 2012, 09:05:58 PM
Good night, Irene.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 09:08:45 PM
Good night George.

Good night, John-boy.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 09:11:21 PM
Goodnight, Mrs. Calabash.  Wherever you are.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 09:16:30 PM
Car 54, where are you?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 09:34:27 PM
Eating the fattened hog
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 09:36:43 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 26, 2012, 09:34:27 PM
Eating the fattened hog

What? Never heard that one...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 09:43:51 PM
One of those obscure ones.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 09:47:51 PM
kind of like.

Living high off the hog
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 26, 2012, 10:57:41 PM
Getting fattened for the slaughter...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 11:04:03 PM
the fat is in the fire
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: silly by the seashore on November 26, 2012, 11:10:19 PM
living the life of Riley
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 26, 2012, 11:16:09 PM
Kilroy was here.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: justmeinoz on November 27, 2012, 02:23:54 AM
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 10:53:39 AM
I am sick and tired ...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 11:05:59 AM
There! Now you're as snug as a bug in a rug!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 11:07:44 AM
So help me, if I have to stop this car.....
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 11:19:06 AM
Don't make me come up there!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 11:23:15 AM
Like sands in the hourglass...these are the days cliches of our lives.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 11:33:24 AM
Before you were the gleam in your father's eye.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 12:10:12 PM
Just you wait until your father gets home!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 01:15:21 PM
Want fries with that?
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 01:20:54 PM
A chip off the old block.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 01:30:28 PM
He is so bright his father calls him son.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 01:35:15 PM
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 02:04:57 PM
would you like some cheese with that whine

cut the cheese
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 04:35:36 PM
There's always one, isn't there?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 04:36:48 PM
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 05:16:00 PM
Dumb as a post.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 05:22:17 PM

...as smart as a box of rocks...
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 05:26:17 PM
Stubborn as a mule.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 05:31:02 PM
I owe, I owe. So it's off to work I go.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 05:36:59 PM
Deaf as a haddock.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 05:44:05 PM
Deader than a door nail.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 05:46:07 PM
Slippery as an eel.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 05:50:32 PM
Slick than snot on black ice.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 05:51:46 PM
Like a greased pig.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 05:56:54 PM
sneaky as a backwoods lawyer
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 06:17:37 PM
One bad apple spoils the whole bunch.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 06:32:25 PM
making a bad decision is better then making no decision at all
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 06:41:33 PM
Running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 06:50:34 PM
Close enough for government work.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 07:22:16 PM
Like he's been shot out of a cannon.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 07:29:36 PM
stick to your guns

If your father was a member of the Sex Pistols, does that make one a son of a gun?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 07:33:44 PM
Shooting off at the mouth.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 07:55:41 PM
shotgun wedding
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 07:58:13 PM
Shot in the dark.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 08:05:29 PM
Shooting blanks.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 27, 2012, 08:08:44 PM
Playing Russian Roulette.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 27, 2012, 08:19:00 PM
hehe.  ... with a clip fed weapon.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 09:48:15 PM
Measure twice, cut once.

Or the USAF version:

Measure with a micrometer, mark it with chalk, cut it with an axe.






Yay! I own page 16!
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Post by: MadelineB on November 27, 2012, 11:11:18 PM
Sweet 16!

All dressed up and nowhere to go.

Where did the time go?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 11:12:57 PM
Mad as a hatter...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on November 27, 2012, 11:49:05 PM
My hat's off to you.

If I'm wrong, I'll eat my hat.

I prefer the pastrami hat on rye. With a pickle.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 27, 2012, 11:54:11 PM
We're in a bit of a pickle!
Don't spill the beans!


Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on November 28, 2012, 12:01:45 AM
Can you hear that? Either I had beans for lunch again, or that's the sound of Freedom being born
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 05:47:28 AM
Or it could be a barking spider.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on November 28, 2012, 09:56:57 AM
Her bark is worse than her bite. But oh, when she uses words instead of just barking? I'd rather be bitten I tell you.

You can't tell a tree by its bark, unless you know trees. Hi, tree. I'm Madeline.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, we can still kind of figure out later what happened. Who writes these things?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on November 28, 2012, 10:00:05 AM
What's so tough about coming up with cliches anyway? I can make a hundred of them that no one has ever heard before just by opening my mouth. I'm like a cliche machine. Fresh cliches here. Here's another one little girl. Take this cliche to your mother please.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 28, 2012, 10:05:08 AM
A funny thing happened on the way to the Cliche...

Hey, I'm a poet
And didn't know it!
I rhyme
Every time

Ok, I hope we're not beating a dead horse, but...

...tocks!


Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 28, 2012, 10:07:27 AM
C'mon everybody! We need fresh blood in here!

Don't be shy...we don't bite...hard. Just a nibble here and there...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Shawn Sunshine on November 28, 2012, 10:24:02 AM
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade"!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 12:16:05 PM
You're in good hands.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 28, 2012, 01:13:46 PM
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 03:55:44 PM
Does a bear poo in the woods?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 28, 2012, 04:39:12 PM
It doesn't matter if you pick your nose...it just matters where you flick the booger...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 04:48:03 PM
You can pick your seat.  You can pick your friends.  You can pick your lottery numbers.  You can even pick your nose.

But you can not pick your relatives.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 28, 2012, 05:00:31 PM
[ cousin Eddie voice]That's a good quality item right there...[ /voice]
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 05:14:48 PM
It is a very good thing.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 05:22:29 PM
Good to go.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 05:36:52 PM
Been there, done that
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 05:40:04 PM
I'm on the comeback trail.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 05:46:15 PM
A regular comeback kid.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 05:51:30 PM
A comebacker right up the middle.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 06:02:01 PM
Rollback prices.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 28, 2012, 06:05:21 PM
Blue Light Special!

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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 28, 2012, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 28, 2012, 05:36:52 PM
Been there, done that

Got the T-shirt! :)
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Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 06:58:40 PM
Such a deal!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 07:03:51 PM
Let's make a deal.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 07:26:16 PM
Deal me in.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 07:30:17 PM
Dealing from the bottom of the deck.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 07:35:11 PM
Shady deal.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 07:40:23 PM
Shady rest
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on November 28, 2012, 08:27:41 PM
The rest of the story...


And now...page TWO.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 08:33:39 PM
We have nothing to fear, but fear its self.  (Said with an FDR accent)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 08:38:00 PM
"What this country needs is a really good five-cent cigar."
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 08:45:37 PM
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.  (JFK accent)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 08:49:02 PM
"One small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind." 
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 08:54:46 PM
Houston ... We have a problem.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 08:57:43 PM
"With an I and a B and a B and a Y Means 'I'll Be Blasting You!"
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 08:59:13 PM
By your command.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 09:01:42 PM
"Danger, Will Robinson!"
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 09:11:17 PM
Houston, Tranquility Base here.  The Eagle has landed.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 09:44:01 PM
"I am not a crook."
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 28, 2012, 10:00:29 PM
1 Adam-12, 1 Adam-12, 211 in progress, respond Code 3.

(when seeing po-po zooming fast w/lights and sirens):

"Hmm...the donut shop must be having a clearance sale..."
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Post by: Devlyn on November 28, 2012, 10:08:55 PM
What a cop out.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 28, 2012, 10:18:56 PM
Be careful, or someone will jack you up...plant you on the ground and hog-tie you!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 28, 2012, 10:55:29 PM
Fit you with cement overshoes.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on November 29, 2012, 10:48:42 AM
Sloppy seconds...

Hotdog in a hallway...

OEM penis/vagina (<--invented by me when I first got here, because I hadn't learned any trans- lingo yet)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on November 29, 2012, 10:50:48 AM
Take a long walk on a short pier.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 29, 2012, 03:04:12 PM
Take a flying leap at a rolling donut
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Post by: monica.soto on November 29, 2012, 03:18:56 PM
So many cliches, so little time.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 29, 2012, 03:23:43 PM
We stand at the crossroads of gender balanced on the sharp edge of a knife.
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Post by: Devlyn on November 29, 2012, 03:24:15 PM
That's a beauty!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on November 29, 2012, 03:37:31 PM
All's well that ends well
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Post by: Devlyn on November 29, 2012, 03:43:21 PM
The job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 10:57:59 AM
One year for C-mas we had a "Charlie Brown tree."

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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 11:14:33 AM
We're up and running again!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 12:10:30 PM
Crash and Burn
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 12:17:31 PM
Good for another 100,000.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 12:28:30 PM
Not dead in the water anymore...

...And page 19 is MEIN.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 12:38:11 PM
Happy motoring.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 12:45:21 PM
Reporting for Duty
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 12:51:07 PM
Where the rubber meets the road.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 01:06:51 PM
May the road always rise to meet you.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 01:11:38 PM
Highway to Hell.
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Post by: MadelineB on December 02, 2012, 01:21:39 PM
Congestion on I-5 south of Seattle.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 01:25:26 PM
Traffic jam.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 01:30:54 PM
A rolling parking lot
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 01:38:36 PM
Stuck in a rut.
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Post by: MadelineB on December 02, 2012, 01:46:38 PM
Snug as 23,000 mp3's in an iPod or Droid.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: MadelineB on December 02, 2012, 01:46:38 PM
Snug as 23,000 mp3's in an iPod or Droid.
You whippersnappers with your new-fangled cliches! Take me back to the good ol' days.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 02:04:06 PM
Give me that old time rock and roll.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 02:09:16 PM
I'm older than dirt.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 02:09:51 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on December 02, 2012, 01:55:57 PM
You whippersnappers with your new-fangled cliches! Take me back to the good ol' days.

Back when I was a kid...

...we had to walk FIVE miles to school, in a blizzard! And uphill BOTH WAYS! You youngin's don't know what tough is, until you've met a man so mean, he chews barbed wire and spits out nails! And he was the Home Ec teacher!

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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 02:11:34 PM
My get-up-and-go has got up and went...
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 02:13:39 PM
I shot my wad for the day.

..you want a Kleenex for your face?

:-*
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Post by: Padma on December 02, 2012, 02:17:27 PM
A tissue of lies!
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 02:59:15 PM
Lies like a rug.
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Post by: Padma on December 02, 2012, 03:02:29 PM
Comes out like a ribbon, lies flat on the brush
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 03:11:24 PM
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 03:14:34 PM
Won the blue ribbon.
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Post by: Padma on December 02, 2012, 03:27:35 PM
Versatile as an egg.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 03:31:47 PM
Doesn't have both oars in the water.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 03:41:09 PM
My name is Devlyn, and I'm a clicheholic.
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Post by: Padma on December 02, 2012, 03:44:56 PM
touché!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 03:53:49 PM
Like walking a tightrope.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 04:35:22 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on December 02, 2012, 03:41:09 PM
My name is Devlyn, and I'm a clicheholic.

There's probably a 12 step program for this...

My name is Beth, and I'm a cliche-aholic. I first started simply enough, saying, "what's up Doc", just like a famous cartoon celeb...pretty soon I was out of control, singing senseless rhymes about spaghetti...

ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI
ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE
I LOST MY POOR MEATBALL
WHEN SOMEBODY SNEEZED

IT ROLLED OFF THE TABLE
AND OUT OF THE DOOR
AND NOW MY POOR MEATBALL
IS GONE FOREVER MORE...
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 04:57:23 PM
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time,
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they're coming to take me away ha ha

Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 05:19:36 PM
A mind is a terrible thing to get wasted.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 05:23:45 PM
Waste is a terrible thing to mind!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 05:27:35 PM
We're going to have to take you downtown.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 05:31:16 PM
Or down to the river.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 05:46:10 PM
Do you know how fast you were going?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 05:49:19 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on December 02, 2012, 05:27:35 PM
We're going to have to take you downtown.

Pretty please with sugar on it?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Was I speeding Officer?  No Ma am you were flying too low.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 06:17:35 PM

Southern state deputy:

*BANG!*

"Stop, or I'll shoot!"
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 06:22:18 PM
I'll give you a running start.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
On your mark, get set, BANG, go
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 06:35:06 PM
One for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
And four to go!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 07:15:42 PM
Two
Four
Six
Eight
Who do we appreciate?!
GOOOOOoooooooo  TEAM!!

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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 02, 2012, 07:20:21 PM
With all of these posts already here, I must be tardy to the party.  :P
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Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 07:31:20 PM
Fashionably late!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 07:35:57 PM
Rah Rah Ree Kick them in the knee.
Rah Rah Ras Kick them in the other knee
Rah Rah Ralls Kick them in the shin.
Rah Rah Rick Kick them in the other shin.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 02, 2012, 07:47:18 PM
And the crowd goes wild!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 07:54:22 PM
and the band played on
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 08:01:04 PM
They stuffed their faces.

She's a delicate l'il flower.

He's built like a brick sh!t house...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 08:05:30 PM
His arms were like tree trunks.

She could shake her money maker.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 08:38:03 PM
...better cover up your coin slot.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 02, 2012, 09:18:00 PM
CYA
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2012, 09:25:33 PM
Camel toe

(related: Moose Knuckle)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on December 02, 2012, 09:28:17 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on December 02, 2012, 09:18:00 PM
CYA
Where I used to work, I had this hanging over my desk:
CYBAIYWYATHAJ

(cover your boss' assets if you want your assets to have a job)
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 03, 2012, 12:28:54 PM
When it's your neck on the chopping block...
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 03, 2012, 12:56:24 PM
...you have to have an Ace in the hole, lest your goose be cooked.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 03, 2012, 12:57:13 PM
Keep your head on a swivel.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 03, 2012, 01:11:21 PM
The goose that laid the golden egg.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 03, 2012, 01:46:25 PM
If the shoe fits...
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Post by: Devlyn on December 03, 2012, 02:13:14 PM
....pick yourself up by the bootstraps.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 03, 2012, 05:01:30 PM
You can't soar with eagles if you work with turkeys.

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Post by: Devlyn on December 03, 2012, 05:09:48 PM
A chicken in every pot.
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Post by: SarahM777 on December 03, 2012, 05:18:14 PM
Another one bites the dust.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 03, 2012, 05:25:45 PM
Kick the dust from your feet.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 03, 2012, 05:37:34 PM
What is good for the goose, is good for the gander.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 03, 2012, 06:04:14 PM
Flying South for the winter.
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Post by: MadelineB on December 03, 2012, 11:38:46 PM
'Til the cows come home.

Too many posts, not enough wire.

Hot off the wire.

Why are the oceans wet?
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 04, 2012, 12:04:29 AM
The lights are on, but nobody's home.

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!

Wine me, dine me, 69 me... :-*
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Post by: Cindy on December 04, 2012, 12:29:29 AM
Avoid clichés like the plague: it's a piece of cake.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 04, 2012, 05:52:38 AM
Candy's dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 04, 2012, 06:18:29 AM
Slept like a log.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 04, 2012, 05:07:24 PM
A sub-group of cliches, famous last words:

Hold my beer and watch this...

It'll only hurt a little bit...

...

Spoiler
test for spoiler code
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 04, 2012, 05:16:33 PM
Let's go skydiving!  It will be fun, they said. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: Devlyn on December 04, 2012, 05:19:14 PM
Pull the pin and throw it!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 04, 2012, 06:02:39 PM
Don't worry about that noise, the car's fine...

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Post by: Devlyn on December 04, 2012, 06:07:53 PM
It isn't loaded.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 04, 2012, 07:13:26 PM
Yes, I'm using a condom...

I'm not on my period, so I can't get pregnant.

I'll pull out.

She said she was 18, really!

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Post by: Devlyn on December 04, 2012, 07:16:25 PM
I'll just give it some more charcoal lighter...........FWOOOOM!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 04, 2012, 08:45:14 PM
The turkey cooks slower, when deep fried, when it is half frozen.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 04, 2012, 09:12:13 PM
It's OK, I do this all the time.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 04, 2012, 09:18:45 PM
Don't try this at home, we are professionals.
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Post by: SarahM777 on December 04, 2012, 09:19:48 PM
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 04, 2012, 09:32:23 PM
Righty-tighty, lefty-loosie.

The tool you're looking for is ALWAYS in the very bottom of the tool box, and the last one you find.


Red light means "stop."
Green light means "go."
Yellow light means "go faster."
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Post by: MadelineB on December 04, 2012, 10:51:10 PM
Cliches? Don't knock 'em until you trite 'em.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 05, 2012, 05:45:33 AM
Cliches?  We don't need no stinking Cliches.
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Post by: Padma on December 05, 2012, 08:47:55 AM
Clichés? Where we're going, we don't need clichés!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 05, 2012, 08:54:51 AM
All I need is a good ship, and a star to steer her by.
Title: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Padma on December 05, 2012, 09:18:12 AM
All I need is a tall ship, and a rock star to sell her to...
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 05, 2012, 09:49:22 AM
Just you wait till my ship comes in...
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 05, 2012, 12:00:44 PM
Six of one, half-dozen of the other...

What has THAT got to do with the price of rice in China?!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 05, 2012, 03:50:40 PM
Fair winds and a following sea,
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 05, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
I hope this thread isn't pushing up daisies...is there a light at the end of this tunnel?

Or is our goose cooked?
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Post by: Silver on December 05, 2012, 10:36:12 PM
Good things happen to those who wait.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 05, 2012, 10:57:34 PM
Waste not, want not.
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Post by: MadelineB on December 05, 2012, 11:31:11 PM
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Post by: justmeinoz on December 06, 2012, 04:25:10 AM
Not Happy Jan!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 06, 2012, 11:06:32 AM
90% of lawyers give the other 10% a bad name.
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Post by: SarahM777 on December 06, 2012, 07:25:51 PM
My brain is fried

My hands are tied

and My stomach is tied up in knots
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 06, 2012, 07:34:46 PM
Ringing my hands.

Ring my bell.

Ring my chimes.

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Post by: Devlyn on December 06, 2012, 07:37:50 PM
Rings on my fingers.
Bells on my toes.
A bone in my nose!
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Post by: SarahM777 on December 06, 2012, 07:40:40 PM
If you had time to do it twice, you had time to do it right the first time

Poor planning on your part does not create an emergency on my part
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 06, 2012, 07:43:49 PM
Measure twice, cut once.


I keep cutting it but it is still too damn short.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 06, 2012, 07:45:30 PM
What we have here is............failure to communicate.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 06, 2012, 07:51:55 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on December 06, 2012, 07:45:30 PM
What we have here is............failure to communicate.

That's how he wants it...that's how he gets it.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 06, 2012, 07:53:10 PM
Eastbound and down.
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Post by: SarahM777 on December 06, 2012, 07:56:25 PM
The handwriting is on the wall
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Post by: Devlyn on December 06, 2012, 08:05:37 PM
The right stuff.
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 06, 2012, 08:07:17 PM
I see some new people... oh dear... IT'S SPREADING!!! (Bonus points for context.  :P)
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 06, 2012, 08:14:59 PM
Here's looking at you, kid.
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Post by: Sephirah on December 07, 2012, 01:12:57 AM
That's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 10:48:28 AM
About as useful as a used teabag.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 10:51:59 AM
Why do my threads always involve a Tea Party? It's so cliche.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 11:02:19 AM
Now. Now, Dear no sense of being a tempest in a teacup.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 12:20:16 PM
Reading tea leaves.  Or as we say in these here parts, Tasseography.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 12:36:16 PM
Turning over a new leaf.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 12:37:47 PM
Rolling in the hay.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 12:48:54 PM
Is that an offer?

Make hay while the sun shines.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 07, 2012, 01:17:01 PM
Put that where the sun don't shine.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 01:19:07 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on December 07, 2012, 12:48:54 PM
Is that an offer?

Make hay while the sun shines.

Make me an offer I can't refuse!

Roll me over, in the clover.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 01:35:54 PM
The offer still Stands.

All rolled up, snug as a bug in a rug.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 01:45:00 PM
Naked on a bearskin rug.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 01:51:04 PM
Skinned alive.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 01:56:33 PM
Buried alive.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 07, 2012, 01:59:14 PM
Beat like a bongo drum.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 02:01:40 PM
Drummed out of the service.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 02:21:14 PM
Service with a smile.  ;D
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 07, 2012, 02:58:52 PM
I'm told the English people have many, many colloquialisms...aka cliches...what are they, national secrets or something?

8)
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 03:08:45 PM
What a tosser! Just threw a spanner in the works.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 03:37:58 PM
A face like a bag of spanners (Scotland org)
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 07, 2012, 07:57:13 PM
Them's fighting words!

Who wants a knuckle sandwich?!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 08:10:11 PM
Being ham fisted.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 08:14:19 PM
Put up yer dukes!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 07, 2012, 08:17:20 PM
I'm gonna put yet dick in the dirt...
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 08:22:57 PM
Throw hands.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 08:36:42 PM
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 08:48:17 PM
Drop the gloves.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 09:15:16 PM
The gloves come off.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 07, 2012, 09:48:09 PM
Horseshoe in the glove.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 09:57:22 PM
Horseshoe over the door for luck.
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Post by: MadelineB on December 07, 2012, 10:05:38 PM
Lucky for you, I brought an extra pair.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 07, 2012, 10:10:26 PM
Quit horsing around.
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 07, 2012, 10:10:57 PM
This thread is getting old. Badum tsh!  :laugh:
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 09:30:36 AM
Horse feathers.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 08, 2012, 09:53:06 AM
Horse Hockey
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 09:59:58 AM
Went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 08, 2012, 10:21:01 AM
Play it again, Sam.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 10:55:31 AM
Played me like a fiddle.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 08, 2012, 11:16:35 AM
Fit as a fiddle.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 01:12:08 PM
Throwing a fit.
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Post by: Andy on December 08, 2012, 01:14:21 PM
Throwing in the towel.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 08, 2012, 01:17:35 PM
Don't for get your towel.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 01:20:28 PM
Get your crying towel!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 08, 2012, 01:27:26 PM
Crying in your beer
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 01:35:03 PM
A crying shame.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 08, 2012, 01:40:16 PM
The shame of it all.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 01:41:33 PM
For shame!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 08, 2012, 01:49:24 PM
Make good choices!
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 01:53:05 PM
USDA Choice!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 08, 2012, 02:00:01 PM
Prime Choice.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 08, 2012, 02:08:45 PM
Grade A Extra Large
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 08, 2012, 02:15:52 PM
Extra large brown
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 02:17:27 PM
Egg on my face.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 08, 2012, 02:22:47 PM
Well that laid an egg.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 08, 2012, 02:32:07 PM
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 02:33:34 PM
Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 08, 2012, 02:35:03 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on December 08, 2012, 02:33:34 PM
Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em!

Is that like an obscure movie quote?
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 08, 2012, 02:36:02 PM
Restaurant lingo.

SOS and a Hobbit Hole.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 08, 2012, 02:37:17 PM
It's Dinerspeak. You know, a greasy spoon?
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Post by: Andy on December 09, 2012, 09:49:25 AM
The squeaky wheel gets the grease!
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 09:51:08 AM
Greasing someone's palm.
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Post by: Andy on December 09, 2012, 10:10:35 AM
He's got the world in the palm of his hand.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 10:26:51 AM
Like putty in my hands.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 10:47:17 AM
Left hand doesn't know what the right is doing.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 10:54:21 AM
Too many hands in the pot spoils the sauce.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 11:01:57 AM
Idle hands are the devil's workshop.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 11:15:35 AM
Hands up!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 11:22:39 AM
Hand to mouth
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 09, 2012, 11:26:44 AM
Open mouth, insert foot.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 11:42:01 AM
A foot in the door.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 09, 2012, 11:58:12 AM
It's a revolving door.
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Post by: Andy on December 09, 2012, 12:18:06 PM
The world does not revolve around you!
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 12:23:54 PM
It's not the end of the world.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 03:33:12 PM
The day the Earth stood still
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 04:04:19 PM
Spanning the globe.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 04:21:50 PM
The World of Sports.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 04:23:57 PM
The thrill of victory.....
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 04:36:39 PM
The agony of defeat.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 05:24:00 PM
Feet, don't fail me now.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 05:32:38 PM
Your left. Your Left, right, left.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 05:37:46 PM
Left in the dust.
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Post by: Andy on December 09, 2012, 05:43:19 PM
ashes to ashes, dust to dust
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 05:44:48 PM
In God we trust
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 05:48:21 PM
Trust your instincts.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 05:50:56 PM
All others pay cash
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 06:05:08 PM
Cash on the barrel head.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 06:10:14 PM
Same price, Cash or Credit.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 06:11:28 PM
Give credit where it's due.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 06:18:05 PM
All in due course
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 06:22:34 PM
Par for the course.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 06:29:09 PM
Off course and lost.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 06:34:49 PM
Off the beaten path.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 06:45:55 PM
Beating a path to ones door
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Post by: Devlyn on December 09, 2012, 06:48:55 PM
...because you built a better mousetrap.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 06:52:51 PM
Caught like a rat in a trap.
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Post by: MadelineB on December 09, 2012, 07:40:38 PM
Like rats leaving a sinking ship.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 07:52:17 PM
You Dirty rat.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: MadelineB on December 09, 2012, 08:33:56 PM
If the sty is dirty, blame the farmer not the pig.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 09, 2012, 08:34:25 PM
Quote from: MadelineB on December 09, 2012, 07:40:38 PM
Like rats leaving a sinking ship.

All's well that ends well.

(unless the battery cable has corroded...;-) LOL)
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 09, 2012, 08:35:30 PM
Quote from: MadelineB on December 09, 2012, 08:33:56 PM
If the sty is dirty, blame the farmer not the pig.

The farmer is outstanding in his field.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 08:41:40 PM
One can ether be knee deep in manure, or waist deep in manure.  All depends on whether or not you are standing on your head.
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Post by: MadelineB on December 09, 2012, 08:48:49 PM
When you don't have the right tool to do the job, use your head instead.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 08:57:50 PM
The right tool for the right job is the right craftsman.
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Post by: Andy on December 09, 2012, 09:00:55 PM
When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 09, 2012, 09:07:33 PM
It is a poor craftsman who blames the tools.
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Post by: Andy on December 10, 2012, 11:35:41 AM
Many hands make light work.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 10, 2012, 11:37:19 AM
The light at the end of the tunnel.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 10, 2012, 03:52:57 PM
Light of the world
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Post by: Devlyn on December 10, 2012, 03:54:34 PM
Do you see the light?
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 10, 2012, 04:00:42 PM
Finally the light bulb goes on.
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Post by: Andy on December 10, 2012, 04:24:12 PM
Light Dawns on Marble Head!
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Post by: Devlyn on December 10, 2012, 05:11:03 PM
Sharp as marbles.
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Post by: justmeinoz on December 11, 2012, 01:04:09 AM
She'll be apples.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 11, 2012, 08:04:39 PM
The apple of my eye.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 11, 2012, 08:13:20 PM
"Motherhood and apple pie, baseball and the flag "
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 11, 2012, 08:54:44 PM
In a pig's eye.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 11, 2012, 08:57:21 PM
Silk purse out of a sow's ear.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 11, 2012, 09:13:05 PM
Put an ear to the tracks.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 11, 2012, 09:18:58 PM
Tracks to no where.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 11, 2012, 09:25:25 PM
Making tracks.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 11, 2012, 09:30:34 PM
Moose tracks in the butter
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Post by: Devlyn on December 11, 2012, 09:45:09 PM
You trying to butter me up?
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 11, 2012, 09:47:53 PM
Well butter my butt and call me Biscuit, Look who's here!
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Post by: Devlyn on December 11, 2012, 10:13:37 PM
Rubber Biscuit:
Blues Brothers - Rubber Biscuit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 11, 2012, 10:23:11 PM
Rubber Ducky

Sesame Street - Rubber Duckie(better copy) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9d7rSf_Ks#)
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Post by: Devlyn on December 11, 2012, 10:26:35 PM
Well, that's just ducky!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 11, 2012, 10:28:17 PM
Well, ->-bleeped-<- me running!
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Post by: Devlyn on December 11, 2012, 10:38:59 PM
Running on empty.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 11, 2012, 10:49:27 PM
Life in the fast lane!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 11, 2012, 10:49:54 PM
Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 11, 2012, 10:51:25 PM
Get out of jail free card.
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 11, 2012, 10:55:43 PM
The most ridiculous concept on this side of the River Styx.
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Post by: MadelineB on December 11, 2012, 11:36:54 PM
Styx and Stones may play trombones, but The Birds will never hurt me.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 05:50:34 AM
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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Post by: MadelineB on December 12, 2012, 08:37:26 AM
I was going to have another cerveza, but instead I said "No Mas".
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 11:32:39 AM
Mabel, another Black Lablel!
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Post by: monica.soto on December 12, 2012, 11:57:55 AM
Just say no to drugs
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 12:03:43 PM
This is your brain on drugs.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 12, 2012, 03:24:59 PM
Roll me over in the clover.  Roll me over, give me a beer and do it again.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 03:26:28 PM
Lucky four leaf clover.
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Post by: Andy on December 12, 2012, 04:43:46 PM
Red rover, red rover, send Devlyn Marie right over!
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 04:52:31 PM
Andy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 12, 2012, 06:53:16 PM
Drugs, Sex, and rock and roll.
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 12, 2012, 06:55:15 PM
Crack is whack. Hugs, not drugs. Good deeds, not weeds.  :laugh:
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 07:12:03 PM
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 12, 2012, 07:20:02 PM
Goes to show you.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 07:21:52 PM
From the "Show me" State.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 12, 2012, 07:37:31 PM
State of Denial.
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 12, 2012, 07:43:34 PM
12/21/12 --> State of Panic Day.  :P
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 07:50:38 PM
State of intoxication.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 12, 2012, 07:51:54 PM
12/22/2012 --> LMAO day
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 07:55:45 PM
Day of reckoning.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 12, 2012, 07:57:28 PM
Dead reckoning.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 08:00:09 PM
Dead as a door nail.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 12, 2012, 08:04:24 PM
Bend like a door nail.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 08:06:28 PM
Bend, don't break.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 12, 2012, 08:33:50 PM
we're screwed.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 12, 2012, 08:38:56 PM
Got a screw loose.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 12, 2012, 09:49:58 PM
Rude, screwed and tattooed.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 12, 2012, 10:11:47 PM
I'd give my left nut...
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 12, 2012, 10:14:24 PM
BTDT
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 13, 2012, 04:07:25 PM
All roads lead to Rome.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 13, 2012, 04:11:40 PM
Rome wasn't built in a day.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 13, 2012, 05:59:38 PM
All in a days work.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 13, 2012, 06:07:35 PM
All in a days work.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 13, 2012, 08:28:52 PM
I owe,
I owe,
So off to
Work I go
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Post by: Andy on December 13, 2012, 08:47:21 PM
I love work, I could watch it all day.  :D
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 13, 2012, 08:55:25 PM
I would rather study ...  the inside of my eyelids.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 13, 2012, 09:16:02 PM
Catch some zzzzzs.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 13, 2012, 09:36:19 PM
If all else fails, read the directions.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 13, 2012, 09:37:44 PM
A feminist cliche, circa 1970:

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 13, 2012, 09:54:05 PM
FORD - Flip Over, Read Directions.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 13, 2012, 10:01:31 PM
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

PONTIAC: Poor Ol' Negro Thinks It's A Cadillac
(That one may offend, sorry...)
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 13, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
Best of all Cliches ...

I am Locutus of Borg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItHcsIHshhs#)
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 13, 2012, 10:44:19 PM
He's dead, Jim.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 05:02:42 PM
Drop dead gorgeous.
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 14, 2012, 05:07:31 PM
Drop Dead Diva.  :P
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 05:08:14 PM
You look Marvelous.
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 14, 2012, 05:09:49 PM
Girl... you look fierce.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 05:11:24 PM
Girls got legs.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 05:19:14 PM
Her legs go all the way to her  :icon_censored:
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 14, 2012, 05:20:25 PM
...and that's how you make a baby.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 05:26:51 PM
What Baby wants......Baby gets.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 05:28:35 PM
Diamonds.  After all diamonds are a girl's best friend.
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 14, 2012, 05:29:21 PM
So's cubic zirconia.  :P
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 05:32:44 PM
Nothing sparkles like a diamond.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 05:36:18 PM
Diamonds are forever.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 05:39:07 PM
Forever and a day.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 05:40:07 PM
The day after.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 05:40:58 PM
Day after day.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 05:48:31 PM
One day at a time.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 05:53:46 PM
Day-oh!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 05:57:03 PM
Daylight come and I want to go home.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 05:59:14 PM
We're running out of daylight.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 06:05:50 PM
The living daylights
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 07:00:44 PM
Working for a living.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 07:15:16 PM
Live to work, work to live.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 09:50:21 PM
Works for me.
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 14, 2012, 09:52:10 PM
Everybody's working for the weekend.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 09:57:39 PM
Me, Myself and I
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 10:02:49 PM
Me time.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 10:04:06 PM
Time alone.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 10:06:27 PM
Miller time.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 10:18:32 PM
The King of Beers.
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Post by: V M on December 14, 2012, 10:20:06 PM
Time and time again
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 10:23:07 PM
Tea time!
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 10:27:15 PM
Tea for two
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 10:35:15 PM
Too much time on my hands.
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Post by: V M on December 14, 2012, 10:40:23 PM
In the mean time
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 10:42:09 PM
Time after time.
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Post by: V M on December 14, 2012, 10:55:50 PM
You know what I mean?
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 14, 2012, 11:01:57 PM
I mean what I say
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Post by: Devlyn on December 14, 2012, 11:04:31 PM
And I say what I mean.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 15, 2012, 01:24:09 AM
That's the way the cookie crumbles...
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Post by: V M on December 15, 2012, 01:34:46 AM
That's the way the bee bumbles
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 07:36:50 AM
Sting like a bumble bee.
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 08:27:55 AM
You've all been busier that a one legged man in an ass kicking contest...

Reading all of those posts has made me so hungry I could eat the south end of a north bound skunk.

I guess I've went from the frying pan into the fire when I started reading this.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 09:25:03 AM
That kicks ass!

Actually, it stinks.

Keep your irons in the fire.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 09:36:41 AM
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 10:13:27 AM
This might sting a bit.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 10:21:06 AM
Just a pinch
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 10:34:24 AM
Someone pinch me.
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Post by: Andy on December 15, 2012, 01:53:56 PM
Pinch me, I think I'm dreaming.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 15, 2012, 01:54:52 PM
That was a nightmare!
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 02:02:38 PM
I like to pinch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKyY6TIKpuw&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 02:09:28 PM
Well now you're just being crabby...

Saying that I probably put myself in a tight pinch.

Better nip on out of here...
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 02:16:16 PM
Now just put your claws away.
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
I would like to retract my previous statement.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 02:46:21 PM
Just a shell of my former self.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 03:03:10 PM
Perhaps it would be better if we all went back into our shells for a while.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 03:05:07 PM
You're cracking me up.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 03:06:37 PM
Maybe I should just clam up.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 03:09:13 PM
Your comments make me happy as a clam!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 03:11:13 PM
Flexing my mussels.
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 03:14:07 PM
Just remember not to be shellfish.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 03:15:49 PM
I understand what you're urchin me to do.
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 03:33:03 PM
I'm just trying to see who takes the Bait.

Chuming with you ladies and gentlemen is amusing.

Though some of my bad puns have left me a broken shell of my former self.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 03:41:28 PM
Quote from: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 03:33:03 PM
I'm just trying to see who takes the Bait.

Chuming with you ladies and gentlemen is amusing.

Though some of my bad puns have left me a broken shell of my former self.

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on December 15, 2012, 02:46:21 PM
Just a shell of my former self.

Beach ya to it!
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 03:48:21 PM
Curses! Foiled again!

Ocean you glad that I'm running out of beach puns?
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 03:55:01 PM
I don't want to make waves.
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 03:59:49 PM
Witty duels with you makes me feel like I'm a little fish swimming with the sharks. ^^;
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 04:01:10 PM
You're caught up in the tide.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 04:12:49 PM
...and I'm being pulled hopelessly out to sea... TT^TT

I sea what you're doing here!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 15, 2012, 04:17:19 PM
I'm drowning in red tape...
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 04:21:56 PM
Well... the jury is still out on that one.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 04:26:00 PM
Strait up!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Kevin Peña on December 15, 2012, 04:32:56 PM
Tallyho! Or as they say on Da Streets, "Tally to the Ho, yo!"

Look at me, trying to be all gangster.  :laugh:
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 04:36:25 PM
I postpone my judgement on that one, love. <3

(By the way Diana... LOVE the Avatar!)
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 15, 2012, 04:40:02 PM
Well, someone's British...

Thanks.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 04:43:52 PM
This thread buoys my spirit.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 04:46:57 PM
Bwhahaha... your assumption might be jumping the shark, Diana dear. >:3
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 04:48:58 PM
We're leaving a mess in our wake.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 04:55:19 PM
Sometimes you just have to go with the flow.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 05:13:36 PM
Like going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 05:17:19 PM
Like shooting fish in a barrel, my dear.

I'm just keeping these water theme puns going for the Halibut.
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Post by: Andy on December 15, 2012, 06:16:05 PM
More fun than a barrel of monkeys!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 06:36:31 PM
Let us not monkey around too much, my good sir!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 06:48:20 PM
Monkey see, monkey do.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 06:56:28 PM
I think we're all starting to go bananas here! O_O

I see no evil in it, though.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 07:16:35 PM
Is there anything more cliche than slipping on a banana peel?
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 07:20:31 PM
A pie in the face.

But I choose not to speak the evils on that one.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Devlyn on December 15, 2012, 07:36:31 PM
What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 07:37:51 PM
Boys will be girls.  Girls will be boys.  It is mixed up crazy world.
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 08:06:49 PM
You don't have to be crazy to post here... but it helps!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 08:15:27 PM
It's a Madhouse!  A MADHOUSE!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 08:23:45 PM
I never play with a full deck
A few bricks short of a full wall
A toy short of a happy meal
Bonkers
Gonzo
A dizzy-eyed git
A few straws short of a bale

And thank god I'm mad... or this would probably never work!
Title: Re: Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 08:36:15 PM
Mucho loco en la cabeza
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 08:44:24 PM
Roz has no idea what was said but I'll take it as something to do with being crazy. XD

A basketweaver
On a permanent vacation to the funny farm
Coocoo for Co-co-puffs
Wearing the 'I love me jacket'
Loonie Toons
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Post by: Kevin Peña on December 15, 2012, 08:53:05 PM
Quote from: Rozelyn on December 15, 2012, 08:44:24 PM
Roz has no idea what was said but I'll take it as something to do with being crazy. XD

Very crazy in the head.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 09:07:19 PM
They are coming to take me away.  Ha ha. ho ho.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 15, 2012, 09:40:56 PM
Somebody has a screw loose.

What a nut job!

The Good Humor guys are coming...
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 10:00:52 PM
becoming unhinged.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 15, 2012, 10:13:25 PM
He's off in laa-laa land...

I'm in my own little world...(it's ok, they know me here)
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 10:24:06 PM
I live in a fantasy world.  I even have my own pet Dragon.
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Post by: V M on December 15, 2012, 10:43:13 PM
What's a come and a go?
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 15, 2012, 10:52:35 PM
Go-go boots
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Post by: Andy on December 16, 2012, 06:57:17 AM
Pick yourself up by the bootstraps.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 16, 2012, 07:57:25 AM
These boots are made for walking.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 16, 2012, 08:03:47 AM
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 16, 2012, 08:34:49 AM
Into the fold.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 16, 2012, 09:48:03 AM
Fold in gently.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 17, 2012, 10:48:57 AM
The rate that nail polish dries is in inverse proportion to how urgent your next task is.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 17, 2012, 11:08:21 AM
Circle under the eyes are not proportional to the amount of sleep on gets.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 07:54:43 AM
The ayes have it.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 18, 2012, 07:58:43 AM
beware the Ides of March
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 08:32:32 AM
Time marches on.
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 18, 2012, 08:37:26 AM
Times up?
Or is it just time to go?
We seem to be late for a very important date.
Down the rabbit hole and back again, I guess.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 18, 2012, 10:22:50 AM
We march to a different drummer.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 18, 2012, 10:24:28 AM
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll get in a car wreck...
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 11:29:02 AM
Like watching a train wreck.
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 18, 2012, 11:34:15 AM
Like Watching a dog pass razorblades...
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 11:48:22 AM
A dog eat dog world.
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Post by: Rozelyn on December 18, 2012, 11:53:07 AM
Every dog has his day.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 11:54:22 AM
Giving the dog a bone.
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 18, 2012, 01:39:33 PM
fighting like cats and dogs...
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 18, 2012, 03:08:22 PM
Raining cats and dogs.  Don't step in a poodle.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 03:38:23 PM
A frog strangler.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 18, 2012, 03:41:42 PM
Frog in my throat.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 05:01:51 PM
Battin' your eyes like a toadfrog in a hailstorm.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 18, 2012, 05:12:04 PM
Like a Frog in a frying pan
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 05:30:06 PM
Finer than frog hair.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 18, 2012, 05:52:20 PM
Tighter than a frog's butt
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 05:53:59 PM
Tighter than a bulls butt in a blizzard.
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Post by: SarahM777 on December 18, 2012, 05:57:19 PM
When the cat's away the mice will play
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 06:02:42 PM
Cats cradle.
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Post by: SarahM777 on December 18, 2012, 06:05:28 PM
He let the cat out of the bag
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 06:09:38 PM
Cats have nine lives.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 18, 2012, 06:11:16 PM
All mice say "CHEESE"
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 06:55:01 PM
Three blind mice.
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Post by: V M on December 18, 2012, 06:56:27 PM
Who cut the cheese?
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 18, 2012, 06:57:55 PM
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak smell no evil
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 07:03:15 PM
Cheese Head.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 18, 2012, 07:09:02 PM
Swinging through the trees in his BVDs.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 07:17:31 PM
Gitarzan, nice!

He brought that camel to a screeching halt.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 18, 2012, 07:32:30 PM
Nice Ray Stevens reference.

Ahab The Arab

Here he comes, look at that, look at that
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Post by: Devlyn on December 18, 2012, 07:53:17 PM
The Streak.

I had a dream last night
about the comin' fight
Somebody yelled "Attack!"
And there I stood with an arrow in my back!
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Post by: V M on December 18, 2012, 08:21:37 PM
Such a butterball
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 18, 2012, 08:29:06 PM
You Turkey
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Post by: V M on December 18, 2012, 08:37:03 PM
and a fanny kisser to boot
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 18, 2012, 09:29:25 PM
...that'll get you on a poo list...
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Post by: V M on December 18, 2012, 09:51:44 PM
And in tonight's news...
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 18, 2012, 10:10:12 PM
Oh, poo.

;)
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 19, 2012, 06:03:13 AM
Winnie the Pooh
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Post by: Devlyn on December 19, 2012, 06:09:38 AM
The Grand Poobah.
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Post by: V M on December 19, 2012, 09:40:44 PM
Curiosity gave the dog gas
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 19, 2012, 10:34:10 PM
This thread has more cliches than Carter has pills...
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Post by: MadelineB on December 20, 2012, 01:14:36 AM
I can hardly bare this thread any more, its contents are threadbare and very well worn.
Oh wait, that's my closet. Never mind...
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Post by: Devlyn on December 20, 2012, 05:52:03 AM
Sometimes you eat the bare.....
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 20, 2012, 05:57:17 AM
And that's the bare truth.
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Post by: V M on December 20, 2012, 06:04:38 AM
Monkey see, monkey do
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Post by: Devlyn on December 20, 2012, 06:10:40 AM
Monkeying around.
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Post by: V M on December 20, 2012, 06:21:43 AM
You don't wanna monkey with the monkey
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Post by: Devlyn on December 20, 2012, 07:27:43 AM
...and you don't mess around with Jim.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 20, 2012, 07:36:08 AM
Don't mess with success.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 20, 2012, 07:53:36 AM
Don't mess with Texas.
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Post by: MadelineB on December 20, 2012, 09:40:09 AM
I stepped in Texas once. Luckily I had my boots on, and didn't get any on my feet!
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Post by: Beth Andrea on December 20, 2012, 09:49:17 AM
If it ain't broke, don't fix it it.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 20, 2012, 10:05:49 AM
Broke as a church mouse.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 20, 2012, 05:54:43 PM
Like wind through a broken window
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Post by: V M on December 20, 2012, 06:06:22 PM
A bird in the hand leaves a mess
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Post by: Devlyn on December 20, 2012, 06:11:54 PM
Mess tent.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 20, 2012, 06:14:08 PM
Captain's Mess.  Let him clean it up.
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Post by: Devlyn on December 20, 2012, 06:37:58 PM
Cleanup, aisle three!