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Title: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 12:32:40 AM
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 12:32:40 AM
So it will be Xmas soon and Santa Claus has left his death fortress at the North Pole.
He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh,
You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
So lock the door and hit the floor as Santa Claus is coming tonight
You have all been very naughty! Very naughty indeed!
Merry Xmas everyone! ;D ;D ;D
Jen
He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh,
You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
So lock the door and hit the floor as Santa Claus is coming tonight
You have all been very naughty! Very naughty indeed!
Merry Xmas everyone! ;D ;D ;D
Jen
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 12:36:54 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 12:36:54 AM
So Santa is a member of the Aussie Mafia as well.
Should have known
Should have known
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Elsa on December 24, 2012, 12:39:15 AM
Post by: Elsa on December 24, 2012, 12:39:15 AM
rofl!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 12:39:57 AM
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 12:39:57 AM
A honorary member for tonight only.
Helps us spread the workload so we can visit everyone tonight.
Helps us spread the workload so we can visit everyone tonight.
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 12:50:23 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 12:50:23 AM
With the 'Ho Ho Ho' branding iron.
And anyone who leaves milk and cookies are in for a BAD night.
Malt Whiskey and a Havana at the minimum.
And anyone who leaves milk and cookies are in for a BAD night.
Malt Whiskey and a Havana at the minimum.
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Elsa on December 24, 2012, 12:52:06 AM
Post by: Elsa on December 24, 2012, 12:52:06 AM
Quote from: Cindy James on December 24, 2012, 12:50:23 AM
Malt Whiskey and a Havana at the minimum.
darn - am all out of malt whiskey.
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 01:00:59 AM
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 01:00:59 AM
You *dare* bribe Santa?
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 01:09:50 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 01:09:50 AM
Santa and I have a thing going
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 01:20:27 AM
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 01:20:27 AM
you've both been very naughty! I checked my list!
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 01:32:23 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 01:32:23 AM
I have a thing for fat guys in red suits. At least that is what I told him >:-)
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 01:39:46 AM
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 01:39:46 AM
It's time to sit on Santa's lap, and hard!
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 01:46:39 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 01:46:39 AM
I do try to keep him inflated :embarrassed:
Show me a Happy Santa and I'll get good pressies. I'm just not sure about him coming down the chimney, seems unhygienic.
You can get can soot everywhere
Show me a Happy Santa and I'll get good pressies. I'm just not sure about him coming down the chimney, seems unhygienic.
You can get can soot everywhere
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Jamie D on December 24, 2012, 01:47:58 AM
Post by: Jamie D on December 24, 2012, 01:47:58 AM
Dedicated to Cindy James, for Christmas
Nuttin' For Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_7xqqt1Vgs#)
Nuttin' For Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_7xqqt1Vgs#)
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 04:52:12 AM
Post by: Jenny07 on December 24, 2012, 04:52:12 AM
Report just in from New Zealand that Santa has tactical air superiority and is equipped with TOW misslies.
Residents are requested to barricade themselves inside as the bloodthirsty cadaver junkie can't touch you as long as you're not stupid enough to leave the building.
People are also requested to huddle in fear until Santa's reign of terror moves on to the next location.
Mommy, mommy! Santa's through the perimeter!
This is it, kids!
Cindy, please control yourself as Santa is bloodthirsty killer but there is good in him, I can feel it.
Residents are requested to barricade themselves inside as the bloodthirsty cadaver junkie can't touch you as long as you're not stupid enough to leave the building.
People are also requested to huddle in fear until Santa's reign of terror moves on to the next location.
Mommy, mommy! Santa's through the perimeter!
This is it, kids!
Cindy, please control yourself as Santa is bloodthirsty killer but there is good in him, I can feel it.
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 05:24:32 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 24, 2012, 05:24:32 AM
I am in control, I'm flying the Rudolph drone.
Fully loaded with reindeer droppings.
Taking out some Westbro's as we speak. Splatt.
Laser controlled Reindeer ->-bleeped-<-. Hmm love this job
Fully loaded with reindeer droppings.
Taking out some Westbro's as we speak. Splatt.
Laser controlled Reindeer ->-bleeped-<-. Hmm love this job
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: V M on December 24, 2012, 06:13:04 AM
Post by: V M on December 24, 2012, 06:13:04 AM
I'm not worried, Santa couldn't give a snick about me
Title: Re: Lock the doors as Santa Claus is coming tonight
Post by: Anna++ on December 24, 2012, 07:17:37 AM
Post by: Anna++ on December 24, 2012, 07:17:37 AM
Bender, won't you join in my slaying tonight?