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I don't know why I embarrass myself like this but.....

Well I got home and it was dark and we have had stories in the local press about a 'peeping tom'.

So I get home and see someone looking into my lounge room window, so I go straight to my bedroom, avoiding the lounge without turning on any lights, and call the police. (I have to say that as me I am a lot more cautious than he ever was.)

So the police come hurtling over with no sirens so they could catch the guy. Go straight to the back garden and arrest.....

my mop which was leaning against the window :embarrassed:

They were very nice about it and they were still laughing when they left :embarrassed: :embarrassed:

I always wondered about those mops and their peepers. I have a few in my closet at work. What would they do if I didn't lock them up when I went home.


Sorry that one escaped and got to you, Cindy.

Oh my God!! Haha. That's like one of those jokes you read about in the funnies. :P Good job Cindy.

Yeah. That has happened to me plenty of times. Especially after scary movies. Every shadow ends up looking like either a killer or some weird monster, coming to eat me. The mind is like that. It sees what we expect it to see. Don't worry. It happens to even the best of us. Hey, at least you all got a good laugh. *hugs*

When are the firemen due back out again? :D

  LOL, I seem to remember something about that.

You lot are so inconsiderate!

Anyone could have these little incidents!

Perfectly normal. And I like men in uniform ::)

Mmmm I haven't had the SES guys around yet (State Emergency Service)

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 04:19:21 AM
Mmmm I haven't had the SES guys around yet (State Emergency Service)

I can arrange that for you, Cindy..  >:-)

Kelly

Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on August 19, 2013, 04:24:47 AM

I can arrange that for you, Cindy..  >:-)

How about for Cindy's birthday as a surprise?

J

Think I saw a policeman's uniform in a costume shop the other day.....

Quote from: LordKAT on August 19, 2013, 04:33:54 AM
Think I saw a policeman's uniform in a costume shop the other day.....

If I see a jaguar in a policeman's uniform I will be very suspicious. 

Are you being discriminatory towards us KATS? We really are very good at wearing a uniform.

Quote from: Jenny07 on August 19, 2013, 04:29:08 AM
Kelly

How about for Cindy's birthday as a surprise?

J

You lot are so cruel!

What about one of those cute looking SAS guys instead? ::) :icon_eyebrow:

Mmm muscle, brawn and a big weapon!

Quote from: LordKAT on August 19, 2013, 04:39:27 AM
Are you being discriminatory towards us KATS? We really are very good at wearing a uniform.

Ha, you think you can change your spots!

Cindy, how do you feel about lifeguards at the beach?  I bet you are not a proficient swimmer, who make need saving from time to time.

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 04:40:27 AM
You lot are so cruel!

What about one of those cute looking SAS guys instead? ::) :icon_eyebrow:

Mmm muscle, brawn and a big weapon!

I can probably find one of these too..

SES or SAS? Your choice..

Quote from: Jamie D on August 19, 2013, 04:52:34 AM
Cindy, how do you feel about lifeguards at the beach?  I bet you are not a proficient swimmer, who make need saving from time to time.

Tried that!

Did I forget to tell?

They sent out female lifesavers.

They got me ashore and I asked for a breathing tube.

When they asked what that was I said 'What he has in his budgie smugglers'

I got banned from the beach - no sense of humour, no concern. Hmmm.

Change my spots? Never!! Disguise them now and then, that I can do.  Especially when it makes rescuing a damsel in distress...tempting.

QuoteMmm muscle, brawn and a big weapon!

Yup, that is me! (especially the ..ahem big weapon.)

Cindy, it sounds as if you planned on an entirely different sort of resuscitation!  ;)

Quote from: Jamie D on August 19, 2013, 05:15:47 AM
Cindy, it sounds as if you planned on an entirely different sort of resuscitation!  ;)

Oh I did keep saying Oh God Oh God

Maybe I got converted?
:embarrassed:

I can send a good old bureaucratic orderly german police officer to you, if you like. They are quite a weird bunch. They'll do anything for money, or so i've heard. Even fly over to Australia.

Quote from: LordKAT on August 19, 2013, 05:08:40 AM
Change my spots? Never!! Disguise them now and then, that I can do.  Especially when it makes rescuing a damsel in distress...tempting.



Yup, that is me! (especially the ..ahem big weapon.)

Hmmm Kats are beguiling creatures, a big weapon you say Fur rug :icon_inyourface:

Your place or mine?

Quote from: ZootAllures! on August 19, 2013, 06:50:16 AM
I can send a good old bureaucratic orderly german police officer to you, if you like. They are quite a weird bunch. They'll do anything for money, or so i've heard. Even fly over to Australia.

Can they fly with their truncheons?

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 06:52:53 AM
Can they fly with their truncheons?

Maybe if you pay them enough. They are so corrupt, they'll do anything, even if it is against the laws of physics. They'll even make a criminal out of someone who just got beaten up.

OK this is a thread for a good laugh, which a few of us need.

You can pm me if you want to talk.

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 06:59:17 AM
OK this is a thread for a good laugh, which a few of us need.

You can pm me if you want to talk.

nah, i'm going to go into therapy for my trauma soon.

OK but I'm here for you, as all the staff are.

When are you going?

What does it involve?

Want to tell me?

next month for at least 3 weeks. The first few months flashbacks were frequent. It's all mostly in the background, but seriously affecting my mood (i'm often in a very foul mood now) and i need constant accompainment where it happened.

I know lots about flash backs!
I hate them

Meet in the middle?

Quote from: LordKAT on August 19, 2013, 07:06:18 AM
Meet in the middle?

Mmmm maybe I'll just throw you over my bed, I always wanted a fur rug cover!

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 07:08:52 AM

Mmmm maybe I'll just throw you over my bed, I always wanted a fur rug cover!

Soft kitty, warm kitty, kill it for its fur!

Nice kitty!

Oh fk it isn't a kitty, it's a Jaguar !

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 07:13:23 AM
Nice kitty!

Oh fk it isn't a kitty, it's a Jaguar !

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IS CAT NOW!

Heee Heee

Always wanted to be a cat!
You?

a dog.

I've had three dogs, I most remember Lady, she wasn't! We took her all around Australia in a caravan.

Do you have a dog?

Oh, yeah.

She's quite something, my little princess, who does not behave like a princess, except that normal dog food is not good enough for "milady". "milady" wants noodles and rice and meat. We often mix some of that together with her food. She is quite healthy and not fat, so it's ok. I took her for a walk through the forest.


Oh, Emma, you crazy little dog.

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 07:17:09 AM
Heee Heee

Always wanted to be a cat!
You?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGzjvzy65Nc

I'm a happy slave. I don't mind being a servant to my furry lady. She is a good master and rewards me with kisses. I give her food, she gives me love and gratitude.

Dogs and cats are our overlords, if only we knew it.

Quote from: ZootAllures! on August 19, 2013, 07:24:57 AM
Oh, yeah.

She's quite something, my little princess, who does not behave like a princess, except that normal dog food is not good enough for "milady". "milady" wants noodles and rice and meat. We often mix some of that together with her food. She is quite healthy and not fat, so it's ok. I took her for a walk through the forest.


Oh, Emma, you crazy little dog.

Ahh I love waking my dog in the woods, woods here forest where you are?

MMmmm trees and cold and stuff

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 07:30:04 AM
Ahh I love waking my dog in the woods, woods here forest where you are?

MMmmm trees and cold and stuff

that reminds me. I am going offline for about an hour now i think. I need to watch her.

How much was the bail for getting that mop out of the custody?

Quote from: ZootAllures! on August 19, 2013, 07:30:58 AM
that reminds me. I am going offline for about an hour now i think. I need to watch her.

I'd much rather you stay and talk

Where do you walk her?

What breed is she

labrador crossbreed (there might be a border collie in there somewhere, she looks almost completely labrador, but acts almost completely like a border collie).

I usually walk her through our town, but sometimes (like today) through the forest.

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 02:52:10 AM
I don't know why I embarrass myself like this but.....

Well I got home and it was dark and we have had stories in the local press about a 'peeping tom'.

So I get home and see someone looking into my lounge room window, so I go straight to my bedroom, avoiding the lounge without turning on any lights, and call the police. (I have to say that as me I am a lot more cautious than he ever was.)

So the police come hurtling over with no sirens so they could catch the guy. Go straight to the back garden and arrest.....

my mop which was leaning against the window :embarrassed:

They were very nice about it and they were still laughing when they left :embarrassed: :embarrassed:

:D. This makes me think of all the times I am in the dark and think I am "seeing things". I need glasses though, which is my excuse, what is yours? :P

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"Hey, we're not all creepers"

Quote from: Alice In Genderland on August 19, 2013, 02:02:25 PM
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"Hey, we're not all creepers"

i am a different kind of creeper. Niccccce pictureeeeeee you havvvvvve therrrrrre! Wouldn't it be a sssssshame if sssssomething happened to it? "ssssss" "boom"
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Quote from: -Emily- on August 19, 2013, 02:36:40 PM
Was this one of those "before and after" pictures? :P Stunning transition, btw!

I suppose explosion can be a transition. Ask a chemist.

The molecules transition into a different state or something like that.

This is me now:

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia-mcw.cursecdn.com%2Fthumb%2F8%2F89%2FGhast.png%2F150px-Ghast.png&hash=6d9d8e0aac19e2c26a6083819b0575b893e99090) Childish laughter and blowing things up instead of myself are my forte now.

You like my new look? I had to saw off the edges by hand to save surgery costs, but it turned out pretty okay i think.

Quote from: ZootAllures! on August 19, 2013, 02:47:46 PM
You like my new look? I had to saw off the edges by hand to save surgery costs, but it turned out pretty okay i think.

You need horns.. You deff need horns.

Quote from: -Emily- on August 19, 2013, 02:49:54 PM
You need horns.. You deff need horns.

Too late. I'd have to get a new nordic helmet, but they don't make 'em like they used to so i swapped the öld-fäshiöned löök for a cap with wings and a poncho.

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Skyforge helmets are the best, but the Skyforge in Whiterun has long since closed down. Think i'll call the doctor, maybe he can help me get my groove back. "shuffles down the street, people are looking weirdly"

Quote from: ZootAllures! on August 19, 2013, 07:10:14 AM
Soft kitty, warm kitty, kill it for its fur!

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OK who else has had an embarrassing experience in this sort of situation?

No doubt my list of the Fire brigade - twice for setting microwaves on fire, police to arrest a mop, and a few situations I'd better keep to myself :embarrassed: could cause some comment

But how about you!!

I got trapped in a booth type thing by a dog once. It was a very friendly dog, or so it turned out.

When I was member of  gliding club a glider landed and we waited for ages for the pilot, a japanese guy, to come to the club. He didn't arrive so a rescue group went out. he was still in his cockpit, terrified to get out as there were kangaroos and wallabies around him! Fierce critters!!

This has been all too funny Cindy. It did bring a smile to my face.

Please feel free to share your trials and tribulations.

I can't say I have any stories to add but glad the mop was released without charge.
And no harm came to our Cindy.