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Title: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:14:17 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:14:17 AM
To all the Aussies I hope you have a great weekend and have time with your family and loved ones.
If not you can tell Aussie jokes and be our usual irreverent selves here.
If not you can tell Aussie jokes and be our usual irreverent selves here.
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 01:19:33 AM
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 01:19:33 AM
You mean some of you have been paroled?!
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:21:21 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:21:21 AM
Quote from: Oh The Humanity! on January 26, 2014, 01:19:33 AM
You mean some of you have been paroled?!
Some of us were brought over to improve the gene pool, they made a hell of an error with me!
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Catherine Sarah on January 26, 2014, 01:22:27 AM
Post by: Catherine Sarah on January 26, 2014, 01:22:27 AM
Hope you had, or are having the same my dear.
Time to slap a lamb chop, sanga and shrimp on the barbie. Whatcha havin' Hun?
I've just finished making a Pav for tomorrow's lunch if you're interested.
Huggs
Catherine
Time to slap a lamb chop, sanga and shrimp on the barbie. Whatcha havin' Hun?
I've just finished making a Pav for tomorrow's lunch if you're interested.
Huggs
Catherine
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: JLT1 on January 26, 2014, 01:23:21 AM
Post by: JLT1 on January 26, 2014, 01:23:21 AM
Cindy,
Don't forget to celebrate yourself!
Hugs,
Jen
Don't forget to celebrate yourself!
Hugs,
Jen
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:24:24 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:24:24 AM
Quote from: JLT1 on January 26, 2014, 01:23:21 AM
Cindy,
Don't forget to celebrate yourself!
Hugs,
Jen
Every day is a celebration!!!!!
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jenna Stannis on January 26, 2014, 01:26:21 AM
Post by: Jenna Stannis on January 26, 2014, 01:26:21 AM
Quote from: Oh The Humanity! on January 26, 2014, 01:19:33 AM
You mean some of you have been paroled?!
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Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:27:42 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:27:42 AM
Quote from: JS on January 26, 2014, 01:26:21 AM
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That seals it!
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 01:27:59 AM
Post by: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 01:27:59 AM
Ah so that's what all the noise is about.
Wondering why so many drunks around. :-\
Serious, not a good look.
J
Wondering why so many drunks around. :-\
Serious, not a good look.
J
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Catherine Sarah on January 26, 2014, 01:28:34 AM
Post by: Catherine Sarah on January 26, 2014, 01:28:34 AM
Quote from: Oh The Humanity! on January 26, 2014, 01:19:33 AM
You mean some of you have been paroled?!
Hell no!!! Escaped more the point. Weather is too damn good to be behind bars chained up. The beach is chocca full of bronzed Aussie lifeguards. You oughta see what Bondi looks looks like right now. Damn pity we live in a monogamist society. ;D
Alabamagirl, you're welcome anytime. The bus will be round shortly, if Cindy can find the keys.
Huggs
Catherine
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:31:21 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:31:21 AM
Quote from: Catherine Sarah on January 26, 2014, 01:28:34 AM
Hell no!!! Escaped more the point. Weather is too damn good to be behind bars chained up. The beach is chocca full of bronzed Aussie lifeguards. You oughta see what Bondi looks looks like right now. Damn pity we live in a monogamist society. ;D
Alabamagirl, you're welcome anytime. The bus will be round shortly, if Cindy can find the keys.
Huggs
Catherine
I think I need a doubled decked 747, and Jenny needs an extra spare room :laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 01:33:59 AM
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 01:33:59 AM
What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
There's one less drunk at the funeral. ;)
There's one less drunk at the funeral. ;)
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 01:34:23 AM
Post by: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 01:34:23 AM
Better go and get a beer fridge.
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:37:05 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:37:05 AM
Quote from: Oh The Humanity! on January 26, 2014, 01:33:59 AM
What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
There's one less drunk at the funeral. ;)
Not sure of that, there are some dead drunks on the beach here in Adelaide :laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Catherine Sarah on January 26, 2014, 01:37:32 AM
Post by: Catherine Sarah on January 26, 2014, 01:37:32 AM
Pity Devlyn's not in. We could have her over in the corner making lamingtons, and kangaroo burgers with the Aussie flag seared on them. ;D
I'll see what Qantas has on short notice. After all it is a public holiday. It'd be very 'unAustralan' to be leaving the mother country on Aussie day.
I'll see what Qantas has on short notice. After all it is a public holiday. It'd be very 'unAustralan' to be leaving the mother country on Aussie day.
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Catherine Sarah on January 26, 2014, 01:39:46 AM
Post by: Catherine Sarah on January 26, 2014, 01:39:46 AM
Quote from: Oh The Humanity! on January 26, 2014, 01:33:59 AM
What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
There's one less drunk at the funeral. ;)
Don't worry. We'll make up for it.
It's actually law in Oz, you can't be buried, drunk. It takes too long to put the fire out and is a subsequent fire hazard.
If you believe that; you're sillier than I thought you were.
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 01:48:24 AM
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 01:34:23 AM
Better go and get a beer fridge.
¡Perfecto!
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 01:50:21 AM
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 01:50:21 AM
Quote from: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:37:05 AM
Not sure of that, there are some dead drunks on the beach here in Adelaide :laugh:
Suddenly, I crave a meat pie floater!
Odd
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:54:45 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:54:45 AM
Floater followed by Pav; technicolour yawn of champions!
Oh dear did she just say that?
Oh dear did she just say that?
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 02:01:54 AM
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 02:01:54 AM
Pav?? Pavlova, the dessert?
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Ms Grace on January 26, 2014, 02:18:36 AM
Post by: Ms Grace on January 26, 2014, 02:18:36 AM
erm... strewth, mates - aussie, aussie, aussie, oi, oi, oi - come waltzing matilda with me - tie me kangaroo down sport - i'm pissed as a newt and gonna take the porcelain bus for a ride... :icon_drunk: :icon_bong: :icon_writers_block:
The funniest thing I've seen today!
Quote from: JS on January 26, 2014, 01:26:21 AM
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The funniest thing I've seen today!
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 02:22:03 AM
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 02:22:03 AM
You haven't seen me buck naked. That's worth a larf.
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 03:21:40 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 03:21:40 AM
I thought I saw you in the creature from the black lagoon :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 03:28:48 AM
Post by: Jamie D on January 26, 2014, 03:28:48 AM
I was wearing my one-piece!
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Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: big kim on January 26, 2014, 03:37:15 AM
Post by: big kim on January 26, 2014, 03:37:15 AM
Happy Australia Day,I'd like to be an honorary Australian.They make some great cars with the steering wheel on the proper side! I'm still kicking myself over the time I turned down the chance of buying a Valiant Charger and bought a Plymouth Barracuda instead.Not so sure about your TV programmes!
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 03:41:19 AM
Post by: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 03:41:19 AM
Come on what's wrong with our little aussie bleeder?
He's our Conan.
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He's our Conan.
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Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: big kim on January 26, 2014, 04:08:46 AM
Post by: big kim on January 26, 2014, 04:08:46 AM
I know that face,he was the mechanic in Stone.Great Aussie film that seems to have been forgotten
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Judiana on January 26, 2014, 04:57:37 AM
Post by: Judiana on January 26, 2014, 04:57:37 AM
happy Australia day !
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: peky on January 26, 2014, 08:53:26 AM
Post by: peky on January 26, 2014, 08:53:26 AM
Quote from: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:14:17 AM
To all the Aussies I hope you have a great weekend and have time with your family and loved ones.
If not you can tell Aussie jokes and be our usual irreverent selves here.
Well, butter my buns and call me biscuit!!!
Happy Australian Day!!!!
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: amZo on January 26, 2014, 09:10:03 AM
Post by: amZo on January 26, 2014, 09:10:03 AM
Q: What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree
Happy Australian Day :)
A: He fell out of the tree
Happy Australian Day :)
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: LordKAT on January 26, 2014, 04:17:37 PM
Post by: LordKAT on January 26, 2014, 04:17:37 PM
Wait for me!!!! I hear you guys have a giant sand box.
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Ms Grace on January 26, 2014, 04:22:53 PM
Post by: Ms Grace on January 26, 2014, 04:22:53 PM
Wow, I never realised there were jokes specifically about Australians!
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
Post by: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
Quote from: Ms Grace on January 26, 2014, 04:22:53 PM
Wow, I never realised there were jokes specifically about Australians!
Only South Australians. ::)
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: amZo on January 26, 2014, 04:32:13 PM
Post by: amZo on January 26, 2014, 04:32:13 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on January 26, 2014, 04:17:37 PM
Wait for me!!!! I hear you guys have a giant sand box.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XkjIq1ShGUg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XkjIq1ShGUg)
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: kelly_aus on January 26, 2014, 04:34:08 PM
Post by: kelly_aus on January 26, 2014, 04:34:08 PM
Quote from: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
Only South Australians. ::)
Neither Cindy or I are really South Australians.. She's a foriegn import and I'm a Victorian..
Title: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Nicole on January 26, 2014, 08:20:46 PM
Post by: Nicole on January 26, 2014, 08:20:46 PM
Quote from: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
Only South Australians. ::)
What's the difference between South Australians & Tasmanians?
South Australians can swim
Title: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Nicole on January 26, 2014, 08:22:38 PM
Post by: Nicole on January 26, 2014, 08:22:38 PM
An Australian gets on the bus wearing 1 thong. The bus driver asks "what happened mate, lose a thong? The Australian says "nah mate, found one"
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Ms Grace on January 26, 2014, 08:45:33 PM
Post by: Ms Grace on January 26, 2014, 08:45:33 PM
Quote from: Nicole on January 26, 2014, 08:22:38 PM
An Australian gets on the bus wearing 1 thong. The bus driver asks "what happened mate, lose a thong? The Australian says "nah mate, found one"
Love that one! :D
(A translation for non-Oz readers, thongs=flip flops (not g-strings!))
Title: Re: Happy Australia Day
Post by: Cindy on January 27, 2014, 01:30:19 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 27, 2014, 01:30:19 AM
A gift from SA 42C sending it your way! Enjoy :o