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By popular request (Sssssh.... don't tell anyone but it was Danniella who put me up to it.) and to help both your servant and others clearly articulate our expectations to GRS surgeons regarding all aspects of our future vaginas  ie. key functional specifications, maintenance, TCO (Total Cost of Ownership), design, guarantees, options..., could all of you who are remotely technically minded pull on your creativity hats and try to provide some inputs on your ideal vagina.

The concept document should include detailed design objectives (including admissible tolerances) for criteria such as:

Depth
Width
Tightness
Sensation
Lubrication
MTBF/MTTR
Colour (external and internal)
Pilosity
Urination (angle, pressure, range...)
Scent
Safety
CIP
Maintenance
TCO
Other...

Based on your inputs, my objective when asked by Dr Chettawut what my expectations are regarding GRS, is to hand the doctor a detailed written specification for all key aspects of my ideal vagina. By the present, I solemnly promise that I will present any well documented design spec we are capable of producing during my pre-op consultation and provide you all with feedback on his reaction... ;)

I see this as a collective effort , a fine example of concurrent engineering devoted to a cause far greater than the design of 6th generation fighter aircraft,  very much in the spirit of mutual support  which has made the reputation of Susan's.

However, for any stand out design I am willing to at least consider financing  a one off prize: GRS for one person at the Kim Il Sung Memorial Hospital, Pyongyang, PRK performed under the personal supervision of  Dr Kim Jong-Un whose reputation as highly regarded specialist is well established.

Ladies, the time has come to take GRS into the 21st century. Let's make this happen!
Hugs
Donna

MTBF/MTTR. ......... Really.  :icon_hahano: :icon_hahano: :icon_hahano: :icon_biggrin: :icon_biggrin:

What about life cycle costings; warranty, PC, handover inspection, force Majure and latent conditions of contract??

Loved your concept
Huggs
Catherine

Catherine,
As you clearly understood, my first post was just to get the ball rolling and I can already see from your input that this was an idea just waiting to take off!  ;D ;D
Hugs
Donna

Quote from: Donna E on July 28, 2014, 01:26:53 PM
By popular request (Sssssh.... don't tell anyone but it was Danniella who put me up to it.)

Yay! I'm popular! xD

Lacking the ability to formulate a perfect blueprint of my chosen neo-vagina, I shall have to play the annoying high level designer role in this fabrication pipeline and just fill in the requirements without actually thinking through the practicalities or inherent plausibility of achieving the desired results.

• Depth: 5-6 inches
• Width: 2-3 inches
• Tightness: Approx 22-28psi (Depending on fine tuning and frequency of use)
• Sensation: Full sensation compressed into a smaller area to mimic increases sensitivity.
• Lubrication: 30-60% moisture content (Varying with user's arousal)
• MTBF/MTTR: 50-80 years (User maintenance and frequency of use dependant)
• Colour (external and internal): External :Matching User Exterior colouring, Internal: Salmon Pink
• Pilosity: Should be able to stretch up to an additional 50% of its standard "resting" state
• Scent: Pine Fresh
• Safety: Retractable steel teeth
• Maintenance: Regular stimulation and intercourse
• TCO: £10,000-£15,000 (Dependant on additional "accessories" purchased)

I am now also imagining this thread resulting in a similar scenario to this video...but with like 8 trans girls and the poor SRS Surgeon being the "Expert"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg)

Quote from: Danniella on July 29, 2014, 05:04:02 AM

• Safety: Retractable steel teeth

Now there's a thought  :laugh:

"Pilosity"...now there's a word I had to look up!!

Not seeing any reference in your list to labia (minora or majora) or to the clitoris and clitoral hood. So many possibilities, especially with the labia minora!

Quote from: Ms Grace on July 29, 2014, 05:31:17 AM
"Pilosity"...now there's a word I had to look up!!

Not seeing any reference in your list to labia (minora or majora) or to the clitoris and clitoral hood. So many possibilities, especially with the labia minora!

Agree completely Grace but far harder to specify other than with drawings. Am totally open to suggestions though. For example, here's my spec on Pilosity:

Average coverage of about 35 follicles/cm2 on the outer edge of the labia majora thinning progressively towards 0/follicles/cm2 at the interface between the labia majora an the labia minora.  :)

Regarding Safety, on top of Danniella's suggestion regarding "retractable steel teeth" I had also imagined pressure sensors at the end of the vaginal cavity which, when activated,  would automatically tighten the vaginal walls in a manner which insured rapid explusion of the offending penis or other foreign object...

Hard work creative thinking but we'll get there!
Hugs
Donna

P.S. Great input Danniella:  +1 from me!  Something tells me you have done this sort of exercice before..

OMG I needed a good laugh this morning this post was more than that!!! 

Quote from: Donna E on July 29, 2014, 06:27:34 AM
P.S. Great input Danniella:  +1 from me!  Something tells me you have done this sort of exercice before..

My official job title is "Digital Artist and Interactive Media Designer"...which means I see a great deal of pedantic over detailed "Design Specifications" for things that are almost impossible to measure and entirely subjective xD

Although it occurs to me now that having in built steel contraptions inside a moist environment for a prolonged period of time could cause some...rusting problems.

Consider changing material type...or adding sound proofing, certain client does now want a squeaking vagina.

Quote from: Danniella on July 29, 2014, 07:36:59 AM
My official job title is "Digital Artist and Interactive Media Designer"...which means I see a great deal of pedantic over detailed "Design Specifications" for things that are almost impossible to measure and entirely subjective xD

Although it occurs to me now that having in built steel contraptions inside a moist environment for a prolonged period of time could cause some...rusting problems.

Consider changing material type...or adding sound proofing, certain client does now want a squeaking vagina.

Maybe a zinc oxide coating, or have it made out of colorbond steel

Quote from: Danniella on July 29, 2014, 07:36:59 AM
Although it occurs to me now that having in built steel contraptions inside a moist environment for a prolonged period of time could cause some...rusting problems.

Consider changing material type...or adding sound proofing, certain client does now want a squeaking vagina.

Perhaps some sort of carbon polymer?

LOL Daniella!  Stainless Steel will survive a saltwater environment quite well!  How about Labia Minora to resemble the wings of a Luna moth?

LOL Reminds me of the girl YT in Snow Crash! 

Hello y'all

At Donna's request I'm reproducing my original take on this (without having visited this thread first) from Donna's SRS thread.

This is gonna get quite surreal, I can tell...   

I don't know if any of you remember James Clavell's "Tai-Pan", set in Hong Kong, but one of the very secondary characters, if I remember correctly, is a man whom we know only as "Photographer Ng".  One of his sidelines is to track down beautiful women and photograph their intimate parts.  It was rumoured that he had this massive private collection of pictures of starlets and other ladies in public life which was carried about in a suitcase.  I seem to remember that this suitcase falls into the wrong hands, and there is much appreciation of the "delicacy" of certain ladies versus the "frilliness" of others and so on.  ;D

So what would we want from a "designa vagina" hmmm?? 

1)  First question is external appearance.  How do you dress?   Are you into lace or frills?  Do you like clean neat lines?  What about the curtains in your home?  Undulating velvet, Venetian blinds, voile?  Well, for purposes of harmony we'd want this to be consistent, I would imagine.

2)  I'm quite an olfactory person - I can almost shut my eyes and navigate by smell.   I don't think that bubble-gum is an elegant odour, but some folk might like it.  Yeasty, maybe, like a proper croissant, with its warm and welcoming notes.  Or maybe we want something traditional like clams, or if you prefer the "colour", mussles?  Gingerbread could be interesting too, or seaweed?

3)  I was thinking how we would deal with the tactile part, and maybe here the question is related to personality?  Are you combative?  Soft and yielding?   Playful?  Austere?  Let's explore....

- Combative:  you're not just gonna let any ol' joe in - he's going to have to work for his pleasure, so tightness is key.
- Austere:  I'm thinking of a fortress, but how do the gates feel... cold... metallic... dry...?  Urgh... shivers down my spine!
- Soft and yielding:  awww, this is just too cute...you've surely got a Hello Kitty t-shirt somewhere in your wardrobe!
- Playful:  well, this might need some twists and turns, and could be very interesting.  Not sure how it would be built, however!

So friends, as you can see, the results of too much medication are clearly taking their toll on me.  Don't shoot the messenger; go after Novartis or anyone else in Big Pharma!

Juliaaaaaaa

Quote from: Danniella on July 29, 2014, 05:04:02 AM
Yay! I'm popular! xD

I am now also imagining this thread resulting in a similar scenario to this video...but with like 8 trans girls and the poor SRS Surgeon being the "Expert"

OH GAWD, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH  ;D ;D ;D - I have waaay too many stiches in my poor face still...!!!   I absolutely love the way the "lines expert" starts his can-do statement with "No..."   It reminds me so much of my engineering team when I ran an IT company.  I love software and software geeks, but jeeze, sometimes their innate conservativism would drive me nuts. 

By the way, none of you girls has yet discussed any electronically-contollable features of our designer vagina. I mean, if we're bringing our vagina into the 21st Century, this is a MUST!   I'm thinking here of "James Bond meets an over-accessorised BMW."  Maybe you want to select the environment for use (romantic restaurant; back seat at the car-wash; penthouse with a view and a cognac in hand) or urgency (right now!;  easy does it;  quickie before I fall asleep) or some other settings?   

Do we want to start working on the mock-up for the iPhone app, or are you sisters into "open systems"?  he he he  ;D

Quote from: Danniella on July 29, 2014, 05:04:02 AM

• Safety: Retractable steel teeth

Steel teeth even if retractable would be too weird for me. I'd prefer a dentata (snow crash style).

Oh and I'd want a much higher MTBF just in case I happen to fall below the mean.

Bluetooth 4.0 compatible.
Equipped with Wormhole technology, so as to improve the capacity for large objects (including one's wardrobe and/or closet).
GPS for enhancement of peeing accuracy.

Quote from: Padma on July 30, 2014, 02:57:40 AM
Equipped with Wormhole technology, so as to improve the capacity for large objects (including one's wardrobe and/or closet).

AHAHAHA! I actually spat my coffee everywhere xD

Trans Girl : "Looks like it's starting to rain..."

Friend: "Ah crap...I forgot to bring my coat"

Trans Girl : "Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine"

Friend : "Huh?...but we would have to go all the way back to your place...I don't

-trans girl proceeds to put hand down pants and pull a long waterproof mac out of nether regions in one long drawn out pull-

Trans Girl : "There You go! Quick...the rain is getting heavier!"

Friend : "Ummmmm...pass"

Quote from: Julia-Madrid on July 30, 2014, 02:45:47 AM
OH GAWD, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH  ;D ;D ;D - I have waaay too many stiches in my poor face still...!!!   

I'm afraid you're in the wrong thread if you're recovering from FFS darlin x'D

Quote from: Julia-Madrid on July 30, 2014, 02:45:47 AM
I absolutely love the way the "lines expert" starts his can-do statement with "No..."   It reminds me so much of my engineering team when I ran an IT company.  I love software and software geeks, but jeeze, sometimes their innate conservativism would drive me nuts. 

I second this emotion...I think it's because in general the more stubborn software engineers spend years learning the tricks of their trade and how to do something in one particular manner, then they begin to get stuck in their ways and refuse to try new ways of tackling a problem...but that could just be my experience.

• 6 Speed Internal Vibration Setting: Ranging from "Itty Bitty Teasing" to "Is That The Washing Machine's Final Cycle?" (Caution, over use of this feature will fatigue in the user)
• Inbuilt 3G Social Media Integration: Upload the status of your Neo-Vagina to Twitter or Facebook at the click of a button.
• Dolby Digital 3.0 Surround Sound

Quote from: Danniella on July 30, 2014, 03:35:03 AM

New Options in the more Pricey "XXX Danniella Range Designer Neo-Vaginas"

• 6 Speed Internal Vibration Setting: Ranging from "Itty Bitty Teasing" to "Is That The Washing Machine's Final Cycle?" (Caution, over use of this feature will fatigue in the user)
• Inbuilt 3G Social Media Integration: Upload the status of your Neo-Vagina to Twitter or Facebook at the click of a button.
• Dolby Digital 3.0 Surround Sound

EXCELLENT!  I was a bit worried at the start of the thread that we were way too focused on the mechanical engineering, which is soooo pasé darling!   Now we are truly bringing our nether regions into Web 2.0 territory!!!

Just a question:  how does the Dolby Surround work?  Is this part of the wormhole technology for lovers who really want to dive in head first?   Urgh!   :o

Quote from: Julia-Madrid on July 30, 2014, 03:43:57 AM
EXCELLENT!  I was a bit worried at the start of the thread that we were way too focused on the mechanical engineering, which is soooo pasé darling!   Now we are truly bringing our nether regions into Web 2.0 territory!!!

Just a question:  how does the Dolby Surround work?  Is this part of the wormhole technology for lovers who really want to dive in head first?   Urgh!   :o

So I should get a Cervix-Vega subwoofer?

+1000 to anyone who gets that joke.

I'll be here all week.  Tip your bartenders and waitstaff...

Quote from: Jill F on July 30, 2014, 03:49:55 AM
So I should get a Cervix-Vega subwoofer?

+1000 to anyone who gets that joke.

I'll be here all week.  Tip your bartenders and waitstaff...

Ah! Potential for combining the functionality of the sub-woofer and vibration generation into one device!

I like your thinking Jill ;)

Quote from: Julia-Madrid on July 30, 2014, 03:43:57 AM
EXCELLENT!  I was a bit worried at the start of the thread that we were way too focused on the mechanical engineering, which is soooo pasé darling!   Now we are truly bringing our nether regions into Web 2.0 territory!!!

Well if we let the engineers have all the fun then we will end up with a grey box covered in buttons and exposed wires! D:

Quote from: Julia-Madrid on July 30, 2014, 03:43:57 AM
Just a question:  how does the Dolby Surround work?  Is this part of the wormhole technology for lovers who really want to dive in head first?   Urgh!   :o

It comes pre-loaded with "Barry White's Greatest Hits"

Just doing a little check on how all you creative thinkers are coming along. Lot's of great ideas so far but, since Wormhole technology is still in its infancy (putting it mildly)  you might want to give some consideration to the amount of space that's available.  After all, we are talking about a vagina, not the Skocjan Caves!  The way things are going, on top of his typical surgical instruments, Dr Chettawut will also need an excavator to create a cavity big enough to house all the kit that's being suggested...

So, without wishing to put too much of damper on the thinking, since I would also like to come out of my GRS still able to walk and maybe even f_r_i_ate from time to time, let's keep focused on small stuff, ideally using proven technologies!

I'll try to do a first summary of promising ideas over the next couple of days. Juré, craché!
Hugs
Donna
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Well Donna E, I think Dr Chettawut already has some of these things covered. I thought I could hear a drill and chissel going this morning. Fortunately it wasn't in me (and likely to be in a building bext door).

If you are going for real designer then obviously some form of coloured tattoo cod be nice. Silver edged linings with an iridescent hint of dragonfly blue. Although for some men I suspect it wkd be necessary to have some led landing lights directing to the vagina and or clitoris. Ideally once the neuro bridge is enhanced we can choose to direct the poor guy by selectively switching the lights as necessary.

Adding these I during the GRS process shouldn't be too difficult but their long term maintainence would be harder. So better off doing so gene splicing with zebra fish and other types so that lighting works on temperature and arrousel.

Quote from: Monkeymel on July 30, 2014, 09:06:30 AM
So better off doing so gene splicing with zebra fish and other types so that lighting works on temperature and arrousel.

Oh my god I have the best images in my head ever! NOW I WANT A NIGHT CLUB IN MY PANTS!

(for reference) xD
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alexcohenart.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F03%2Fglow1.jpeg&hash=a15d0a2af1c5174ae76e4ceb41dc262644b793c9)

Quote from: Danniella on July 30, 2014, 09:22:32 AM
Oh my god I have the best images in my head ever! NOW I WANT A NIGHT CLUB IN MY PANTS!

That sounds like a really bad come-on line - "Girl, I got a whole NIGHTCLUB in my pants!"  (Not to be confused with nightstick, for the kinkier crowd.)

  Hmmm, if they could diamond-stud it enough you'd have your own rich-bitch designer disco ball up your skirt.

  I just had another major brainwave thanks to the biological glow-in-the-dark suggestion:

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.naco.nl%2Fassets%2Fimages%2FProjects%2FEU%2FKZ_GUW_Runway-night-Atyrau-02-cropped.jpg&hash=e6510621aa84ce306e9c3f29ba5bffdd88af2ae5)

  Why not quite literally light your landing strip?  It could guide in your aircraft of choice much more easily when the lights go down.  Heck, it even kinda looks the same shape when viewed at the right angle.  Activate them to indicate your readiness so the pilot won't try to crash-in prematurely.  Once they're safely on the ground the display could respond directly to your nerves to indicate your level of excitement.

Two words:

Disco ball.

There's a party in my pants...

Quote from: Padma on July 30, 2014, 02:57:40 AM
Bluetooth 4.0 compatible.
Equipped with Wormhole technology, so as to improve the capacity for large objects (including one's wardrobe and/or closet).
GPS for enhancement of peeing accuracy.

Wombtooth? Imagine the possibilities when I interface with my phone...

Quote from: Donna E on July 28, 2014, 01:26:53 PM
Based on your inputs, my objective when asked by Dr Chettawut what my expectations are regarding GRS, is to hand the doctor a detailed written specification for all key aspects of my ideal vagina.

'a detailed written specification for all key aspects of my ideal vagina'  ?
You're joking - Right?

Quote from: JordanBlue on July 30, 2014, 08:37:47 PM
'a detailed written specification for all key aspects of my ideal vagina'  ?
You're joking - Right?

You're looking at a thread of people talking about requesting GPS, blutooth, lighting, disco balls, etc. in their vaginas, and you have to ask if it's meant to be serious?

You're joking, right?

Quote from: JordanBlue on July 30, 2014, 08:37:47 PM
'a detailed written specification for all key aspects of my ideal vagina'  ?
You're joking - Right?

**facepalmheaddesk**

Two foxtel decoders (pay tv company down here) with all channels, well maybe not all for me. Turn your glasses into screens and those long lines we are forced to wait in,  suddenly become not long enough.

Quote from: JordanBlue on July 30, 2014, 08:37:47 PM
'a detailed written specification for all key aspects of my ideal vagina'  ?
You're joking - Right?

The idea of presenting a detailed specificationt (including tolerances vs spec) is a joke but one I intend to follow through on. However, as it starts as an open, brainstorming session, I may not use all the ideas provided..  ;D ;D 
Hugs
Donna

So, all packed up and ready to go and, since a promise is a promise, here is the final specification I will be presenting to my surgeon during the pre-op consultation on Saturday morning.

BASIC TECHNICAL SPECIFICATION

Depth: 7 inches +/- 1

Diameter: 1.6 inches +/- 0.2

Vaginal wall pressure: 1,5 – 2 kgs/cm2 (21 – 29psi)

Sensation:
•   Nerve fiber density: > 30f/mm in clitoral zone
•   Nerve Conduction Velocity:  80-120 m/s

Lubrication: 0.5 – 1 ml/min

MTBF/MTTR: 20 years/1 month

Color:
•   External: Matching with surrounding skin
•   Internal: Salmon pink

Pilosity: 30 - 35 follicles/cm2 on the outer edge of the labia majora thinning progressively towards 0/follicles/cm2 at the interface between the labia majora adn the labia minora

Urination:
•   Angle: 25 – 30° from vertical when seated upright
•   Pressure: 25 – 30 psi
•   Range: 0.5 – 1.0 m

Scent: Mild vanilla

Safety: Pressure sensors at the end of the vaginal cavity which, when activated,  automatically tightens the vaginal walls (up to 50 psi) in a manner which insured rapid explusion of the offending penis or other foreign object...

CIP: Integrated post intercourse flush system

Maintenance: Annual check-up, weekly cleaning and lubrication as required.

TCO: (Initial investment + Life Cycle Maintenance costs): ~ 15k€


OPTIONS FOR DISCUSSION (If we get this far... ;D  )

Signage: Diode illuminated landing strip with light intensity directly correlated to level of excitement.
Public address system: Dolby Digital 3.0 Surround Sound

I am open to any final suggestions you may have and will of course let you all know how it goes!
Hugs
Donna

lol! I so can't wait to hear the reaction.  ;D

How about some timelord technology?

It's smaller on the outside. No wait
It's bigger on the inside.

Hi Donna,

Your engineering team are working overtime by the looks of your final draft spec. I am shocked though at your MTTR of a month!!!!! Struth dear. This is mission critical equipment you're banging on about. I can't be "off line" for a bloody month waiting parts, thank you very much.  ;D ;D ;D. I need 99.99% up time with level 3 maintenance on hot standby, if you don't mind.

If the call for RFI is still open, can you consider a retractable heating element, for those cold winter nights to pre heat the dilator for post Practical Completion, please.

Can you include Liquidated Damages into the contract and Force Majure is totally unacceptable.

Keep up the mighty engineering concept. After all we are in the designer age of things. I can't see why this important piece of equipment should be left out.

P.S. Can you also include a retro fit option in, please.  I'm somewhat impressed with the night vision ILS version. Looks pretty spunky, particularly if you use multi coloured LED's. then once you've landed and docked, you can switch to party colour mode and disco on. But I'll say no to the cable decoders. Simply not enough rack space for those, sorry.

Huggs
Catherine

For me just one sweet little pussy that pursss   ;D
Only weakness i would order would be red hair :angel:

So ladies, time to report back on our management review which took place on Saturday morning in Dr Chettawut's rather small office. After the required inspection of the existing equipment at the origin of the redesign project, we moved on to our expectations for the future model. Wishing to avoid innovation for the sake of innovation while at the same time demonstrating an ability to utilize the best technology available when justified, the parties present had a lively exchange...  :)

To be precise, Dr Chett liked some of the ideas, smiling as they were reviewed, occasionally nodding his head in approval with two items in particular catching his attention:

1. Vaginal wall pressure. He wondered how it might be measured with the answer being pretty simple as a pressure sensor should be able to do the trick even if the necessary shape might require a customized design.

2. Nerve fiber density. He explained how his technique insured maximum nerve fiber density in the clitoral zone thus guaranteeing a level of sensitivity in that area infinitely better than with the model that is about to be retired from service....

All told, an amusing moment and his attending nurse, who goes by the name of Rose, was impressed enough by the presentation to request a copy for further consultation... :)

Work on building the prototype will begin sometime around mid-day this Wednesday and field trials are expected to begin in the late Autumn.

Hugs from the marvellous city of Bangkok, more of which on my GRS with Chett thread!
Donna
   

Ladies,

we are the edge of having 3-D printed in vitro engineered vaginal canals derived from the patient's own bucal or glans mucosa... this type of vaginal canal has already being produce and implanted in cis-females with vaginal agenesis....

So, I would suggest we add to the OP and the many iterated requirements specification provided above, and following sound systems engineering practices (good Grief!), that the systems be designed modular and with an open architecture...

my 2 cents

Hi, Dona E.

Here is what I was able to find about the pressure exerted by the vaginal muscles

QuoteKnowing that the physiological cross-sectional area of the Region 2 muscles is approximately 2.8 cm2 (3) and that striated muscle can maximally develop 2.8 Newtons (N) cm−2 parallel with its fibers, we can predict that the right and the left sides of this muscle each develop approximately 5.6 N, or a total force acting to close the vagina of 11 N. This is consistent with the mean (± SD) maximum value of 10 (± 2) N of vaginal closure force we have measured in upright stance (4).

Ref. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2897058/


un manuscrit de la physiologie de la musculature affectant vagin ... soit échéant aburral à la ville ... en tout cas un prompt et complet rétablissement, mon cher ami

courage,

Peky

sorry for butchering your beautiful language

Quote from: peky on August 17, 2014, 10:59:24 AM
Hi, Dona E.

Here is what I was able to find about the pressure exerted by the vaginal muscles
Ref. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2897058/


un manuscrit de la physiologie de la musculature affectant vagin ... soit échéant aburral à la ville ... en tout cas un prompt et complet rétablissement, mon cher ami

courage,

Peky

sorry for butchering your beautiful language

Hi Peky,
Thanks for the input! I actually researched that quite a bit but never found the article you are referring to. To be frank I didn't find any values at all for vaginal wall pressure.  In despair, I made up my own..  :)

A part ça, quand on veut maîtriser une langue, le plus important c'est de se lancer! Bravo donc pour l'effort. A propos, j'ai commencé à apprendre le Thai aujourd'hui. Un petit mois pour parler couramment..  :)

Hugs
Donna

Quote from: peky on August 17, 2014, 10:21:25 AM

So, I would suggest ...the systems be designed modular and with an open architecture...

my 2 cents

I'm all for the, ahem, open architecture :D. But not so sure about the modularity - sounds way too much like an IKEA kitchen, ulp!  I want mine custom and made to measure if you please!

Would any of you like to join me for a swift shot of cognac to bring in a bite of reality?  Several shots maybe for even better reality....

Besos/bisous etc.

J/A

"Who stole the cork out of my lunch".    :o

Quote from: Julia-Madrid on August 17, 2014, 04:43:01 PM
Would any of you like to join me for a swift shot of cognac to bring in a bite of reality?  Several shots maybe for even better reality....

Start pouring Julia, my shout next round.

Cheers
Catherine   :icon_drunk: :icon_drunk: :icon_lol:

Quote from: Julia-Madrid on August 17, 2014, 04:43:01 PM

Would any of you like to join me for a swift shot of cognac to bring in a bite of reality?  Several shots maybe for even better reality....

Besos/bisous etc.

J/A

... or join me for a swift  shot of Swiff, the most radical laxative I have ever ingurgitated!  My God, that stuff does a job on one's intestines! When I think I have another shot coming up late this afternoon...  :'(  :'(

Other than that, I thought you might all like to know that until someone comes up with something better, our specification has been adopted by "la Maison Chettawut" and I was officially asked if it could be shared with other patients in the future. Since the purpose of this whole exercise was the betterment of science, and more precisely GRS science, I naturally replied positively.

Thanks to all of you who contributed and as Peky's recent post demonstrated, we now have a reference document which opens the door to a structured continuous improvement process..  :)

Hugs
Donna

In retrospect, Donna, this may not be as crazy as it sounds.

What you have created in somewhat jest, could actually be the forerunner for 3D printing of a functional vagina.

Thanks for moving science that much closer to the reality of the future.

Huggs
Catherine

Why have you not considered Quantum Effects? Schrodinger's Pussy and perhaps the Single Slit experiment as a precursor to the Double Slit experiment?

Surely when dealing with vaginas the Uncertainity Principle simply cannot be ignored? Nor can Entanglement Theory.

A quantum pussy should exist in a superposition of two states wet/dry or ready/satisfied etc etc and the exact state of the pussy should not be determinable until the underwear is removed thus causing the uncertainty to collapse to a known state. This would obviously grant the ability to cause entanglements for the two parties involved.

A more advanced technique might be to allow the vaginas to divide infinitely as per the Many Pussys theory thus granting the owner of the pussy the ability to multiply process several orgasmic events simultaneously.

Quote from: Donna E on August 19, 2014, 12:18:33 AM
... or join me for a swift  shot of Swiff, the most radical laxative I have ever ingurgitated!  My God, that stuff does a job on one's intestines! When I think I have another shot coming up late this afternoon...  :'(  :'(

Other than that, I thought you might all like to know that until someone comes up with something better, our specification has been adopted by "la Maison Chettawut" and I was officially asked if it could be shared with other patients in the future. Since the purpose of this whole exercise was the betterment of science, and more precisely GRS science, I naturally replied positively.

Thanks to all of you who contributed and as Peky's recent post demonstrated, we now have a reference document which opens the door to a structured continuous improvement process..  :)

Hugs
Donna

If I am sitting in Dr Chett's office next year and I am handed your specs, I don't know if I will be able to contain my laughter xD