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Title: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: MrKarl35 on October 09, 2014, 05:37:34 PM
Post by: MrKarl35 on October 09, 2014, 05:37:34 PM
What's your favorite two liner? Mine is.... Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: Devlyn on October 09, 2014, 06:11:54 PM
Post by: Devlyn on October 09, 2014, 06:11:54 PM
What do you call a blind deer?
No eye deer!
No eye deer!
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: NatalieInProgress on October 09, 2014, 06:23:59 PM
Post by: NatalieInProgress on October 09, 2014, 06:23:59 PM
What did cannibals eat before the discovery of fire?
Raw-men
Raw-men
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: Jill F on October 09, 2014, 06:30:45 PM
Post by: Jill F on October 09, 2014, 06:30:45 PM
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fish.
Fish.
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: immortal gypsy on October 09, 2014, 06:33:27 PM
Post by: immortal gypsy on October 09, 2014, 06:33:27 PM
Do I have to pick just one.....
Two men walked into a bar
The other guy ducked
Two men walked into a bar
The other guy ducked
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: Edge on October 09, 2014, 06:54:38 PM
Post by: Edge on October 09, 2014, 06:54:38 PM
What do you get if you cross a cow and an octopus?
I strong rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding.
Dr. Frankenstein entered a body building competition and realized that he gravely mistook the objective.
I strong rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding.
Dr. Frankenstein entered a body building competition and realized that he gravely mistook the objective.
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: ElDudette on October 09, 2014, 10:09:32 PM
Post by: ElDudette on October 09, 2014, 10:09:32 PM
A horse walks into a German bar and asks for a drink.
The bar tender turns around, sees the horse and shouts "MEIN GOT! A talking horse!"
The bar tender turns around, sees the horse and shouts "MEIN GOT! A talking horse!"
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: Jill F on October 09, 2014, 10:12:17 PM
Post by: Jill F on October 09, 2014, 10:12:17 PM
How many transsexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but they have to sit in the dark for a long time before they realize it needed changed.
Just one, but they have to sit in the dark for a long time before they realize it needed changed.
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: immortal gypsy on October 09, 2014, 10:21:51 PM
Post by: immortal gypsy on October 09, 2014, 10:21:51 PM
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender asks why the long face
The bartender asks why the long face
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: LordKAT on October 09, 2014, 11:35:05 PM
Post by: LordKAT on October 09, 2014, 11:35:05 PM
A horse walks into a bar.
Someone forgot to adjust the blinders.
Someone forgot to adjust the blinders.
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: immortal gypsy on October 10, 2014, 04:00:47 AM
Post by: immortal gypsy on October 10, 2014, 04:00:47 AM
Why do Bees hum?
Because they don't know the words
(told you all I couldn't pick just one)
Because they don't know the words
(told you all I couldn't pick just one)
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: Dee Marshall on October 10, 2014, 10:23:27 AM
Post by: Dee Marshall on October 10, 2014, 10:23:27 AM
Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?
You start.
You start.
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: Sephirah on October 10, 2014, 12:53:24 PM
Post by: Sephirah on October 10, 2014, 12:53:24 PM
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: m1anderson on October 10, 2014, 01:03:13 PM
Post by: m1anderson on October 10, 2014, 01:03:13 PM
So I walk into my Therapist and say...."sometimes I feel like a wigwam and sometimes I feel like a teepee..."
And she says.... "don't worry about it sweety, you're two tense (tents)!"
and...
Whats green, and jumps from bed to bed?
A Prosti-toad!
And she says.... "don't worry about it sweety, you're two tense (tents)!"
and...
Whats green, and jumps from bed to bed?
A Prosti-toad!
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: Monkeymel on October 10, 2014, 01:58:09 PM
Post by: Monkeymel on October 10, 2014, 01:58:09 PM
What's the definition of a drawing pin?
An excited smartie
(US version / an excited M&M)
What do you call a deer with no eyes
No eyed dear
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no eyed deer
What do you call a red deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no bloody eyed deer
(Eyed deer = idea)
Mary had a little lamb
She stuck it on a pylon
Ten thousand volts went up its bum
And turned its wall to nylon
Mary had a letter bomb
It blew up mortar fashion
The note quite clearly read
Lambs against repression
An excited smartie
(US version / an excited M&M)
What do you call a deer with no eyes
No eyed dear
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no eyed deer
What do you call a red deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no bloody eyed deer
(Eyed deer = idea)
Mary had a little lamb
She stuck it on a pylon
Ten thousand volts went up its bum
And turned its wall to nylon
Mary had a letter bomb
It blew up mortar fashion
The note quite clearly read
Lambs against repression
Title: Re: What's your favorite two line joke?
Post by: TerriT on October 10, 2014, 02:44:13 PM
Post by: TerriT on October 10, 2014, 02:44:13 PM
Quote from: Jill F on October 09, 2014, 10:12:17 PM
How many transsexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but they have to sit in the dark for a long time before they realize it needed changed.
How many transsexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change it and one to take a picture.