Susan's Place Transgender Resources

This is for Brett and anyone else looking for a review for the ezp stp.

Lets start off with ordering. I emailed the guy and asked for pictures of the other colors so I could make an informed decision. I ordered the C004. It took less than 3 weeks to be shipped out, I received it very quickly, in a little over a week. Packaging was discreet, labeled as soft toy. Inside was a paper with tips and instructions and the packer inside a carrying bag.

My first impressions were wow its smaller than I pictured, and darker than I thought. For size reference, its exactly the same size as a mr limpy xsmall. For color reference, its about the same color as a middle tone sailor.
Now for packing. Its a great size for everyday, all day, any clothing packing. You can pack it up, down, diagonal, to the side. If you're very active and wear tight shorts or spandex, its great because it doesn't look odd like you have a boner. Its comfortable. The problem I have with the rm basic packer is that the testicles are too big and hard, so it can get uncomfortable.
Looks. Like I mentioned it looks just like an xs mr limpy, but with more details.
Feel. It is hollowed out, so it won't pass a grab test, but it will pass a rub? test. Like if someone brushed against it you can feel the head. But it being hollow allows it to be very flexible.
Peeing. The very first time I used it I got pee all over myself. Let me say that I believe I have a heavy flow and I think that that my urethral opening is far back. Tmi but I can make it sound like I'm standing to pee when I sit sometimes, and I've almost filled up a regular sized water bottle before. I emailed Alex about the mishap and he gave me some tips. So far I've had quite a bit of spills, luckily they were at home. But I feel that I've gotten better at it. I learned that I had to place it further back than I initially had it. Also I have a better chance of no mess when I pull everything down a bit rather than go through the flap. I'm still working on going through the flap. I've had quite a few issues with overflow and such, but I've been practicing and trying different things out. One thing I've had a problem with is the pee getting stuck in the cup part, but I've found a way to work with that. Another thing is that because I have to place it back I lose length on the shaft so I've had some pee get on my pants and the toilet seat, but I feel like this might be normal for cisguys. I wouldn't say that its full proof, but its better than trying to stick a medicine spoon in place, or going out in public with an oddly colored or shaped stp. My plan is to practice and figure out a way to go without any mess or worry, and I feel like this is possible. I know of some guys who have a peecock and feel they can never get it, with the ezp yes I've had accidents but I've also been able to go without any drips.
I've used other stps and they have worked for me, but I've had accidents with them too.
This is just a quick review 8)
P.s. I didn't want to review it right away because I wanted to have time to test it out. I still wasn't ready to give a review because I have not mastered it, and I don't want to discourage anyone because I personally have had issues using it. Everyone's anatomy is different, so like with other products it may or may not work for you.

Great (mini) review. I think STPs take a lot of practice. For me, personally, I have a lot of issues with them. Back when I had my peecock I could pee standing but I hated the "wet" feeling in my pants even after I emptied the funnel out (this was due to moisture). It felt really icky. Do you have this kind of problem where even a couple drops are left in the funnel part and is there contact with skin there? I feel like this is a good STP but I just can't deal with a LOT of moisture (I don't mind just a little though).

notyouraverageguy,

Thanks so much for the review.  I know that you were hesitant to do it already and I was a bit pushy on it.  :embarrassed:

It is very helpful, though.  Please come back again when you have more time with it.

To clarify.  When you say it is the exact same length as the Mr. Limpy xs, are you saying that the length of the shaft (measured from the tip of the glans to the front of the cup), is the same length as the shaft of the Mr. Limpy xs?  Or how are you measuring?

Thanks again for the review.  I hope we get more reviews before he opens up for orders again in a couple of weeks.  It takes up to 5 weeks from the time of order and I am hoping to order right away if I read enough reviews on it.  $200 is a lot of money right now for me (well, at any time, but especially right now).

Bret - I saw a pic somewhere with the EZP next to an iPhone - they were the same total length.

Quote from: Maleth on January 17, 2015, 09:26:31 AM
Great (mini) review. I think STPs take a lot of practice. For me, personally, I have a lot of issues with them. Back when I had my peecock I could pee standing but I hated the "wet" feeling in my pants even after I emptied the funnel out (this was due to moisture). It felt really icky. Do you have this kind of problem where even a couple drops are left in the funnel part and is there contact with skin there? I feel like this is a good STP but I just can't deal with a LOT of moisture (I don't mind just a little though).

I usually pull it forward to empty it out all the way and give it a shake. But while pulling it forward I use it to kind of wipe myself, so I don't have a lot of dampness.

Brett I have a picture but I'm waiting to post it on my later review on tumblr. Basically if you were to put the mr limpy in the same position, balls back, it is the same total length.

Quote from: JandJ on January 17, 2015, 09:29:23 PM
Bret - I saw a pic somewhere with the EZP next to an iPhone - they were the same total length.

Thanks for the information.

Quote from: notyouraverageguy on January 18, 2015, 02:35:27 AM
Brett I have a picture but I'm waiting to post it on my later review on tumblr. Basically if you were to put the mr limpy in the same position, balls back, it is the same total length.

Hey, man, I'm an idiot.  I didn't notice he has the length for each section of the packer on his site, so I can actually draw it to scale.  Sorry I bugged you with this!

Quote from: Brett on January 18, 2015, 01:57:19 PM
Thanks for the information.

Hey, man, I'm an idiot.  I didn't notice he has the length for each section of the packer on his site, so I can actually draw it to scale.  Sorry I bugged you with this!

Its no problem! I know that I'm more of a visual person myself, I especially like to see things in person. But its pretty much over all the same size as a xs mr limpy

So its been almost a week since I haven't had a spill. I was able to successfully use the stp through the flap of some underwear, but I believe it was due to that certain kind and how its made. Nonetheless I'm excited that I haven't had a wet mess in a while, and I'm hoping I don't jinx myself lol. I did try again through the hole of another underwear, but like before it wasn't coming straight out as I was going. So i believe it was staying in the cup. I just kept trying to tilt it forward to get it all out, but that causes an unrealistic stream sound. So I'm glad this was at home. And for reference for anyone wondering, I am using boxer briefs. And I have tried with jeans, sweats, and active shorts.

Well good luck, I hate jinxing myself. LOL

--Jay

Well Jay, I did jinx myself lol but I know why it happened. I really had to go and instead of holding back a bit I just kept going and over filled the cup so I had backflow. But besides that one time in a whole week, I think I might have it down.

Quote from: notyouraverageguy on January 22, 2015, 12:26:02 PM
Well Jay, I did jinx myself lol but I know why it happened. I really had to go and instead of holding back a bit I just kept going and over filled the cup so I had backflow. But besides that one time in a whole week, I think I might have it down.

<big thumbs up> :)

LOL! Well don't use an STP if you REALLY have to go. Because I hate it when that happens.

--Jay

Quote from: notyouraverageguy on January 22, 2015, 12:26:02 PM
Well Jay, I did jinx myself lol but I know why it happened. I really had to go and instead of holding back a bit I just kept going and over filled the cup so I had backflow. But besides that one time in a whole week, I think I might have it down.

Hey, guys.  So, Alex of Transthetics just sent out an email saying the STP is available.  I purchased.  With tax and shipping it is $242.00! Gosh I hope I end up liking this thing!

He does seem concerned about people liking his product.  He says if he has already sent you a product and you are too heavy between your legs to use it (when you spread your legs there isn't a 2 inch space), he will take it back for free (those that were already sold).

Here is the information he sent in the email to those who signed up:  http://transthetics.com/real-ezp-back-right/?utm_source=transthetics&utm_campaign=38c270e877-Transthetics_news1_16_2015&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_b24fc188b7-38c270e877-264652449&ct=t(Transthetics_news1_16_2015)&mc_cid=38c270e877&mc_eid=4e2ae3a6bd

Anyway, you should order soon if you want one.  Evidently, they ran out within 5 hours after he opened up to purchase the last time.

I will do a review when I get it (in 5 weeks!)

He had to stop taking orders again.  I hope everyone that wanted to order from Susan's got one in time!

So, who all ordered?  Jay (aleon), I saw on his youtube that you did.

After shipping and taxes, it was $242.  ($22 taxes, $25 shipping, same price no matter where you live).  :o  Gosh, I hope I like this thing!

I might have ordered within the first hour. Shipping is steep! But that's international shipping (though pretty sure that's "high end" international shipping, I have ordered from Loveboat which was more like $7-15). I have been commenting on his messages which has gotten me a few responses. I knew when he was going to ship again, by one of his responses. He does seem like a nice guy who does seem concerned with people liking his products.

He can probably only make so many in a given amount of time. I actually think he's going to need to break down and hire someone.

--Jay

Quote from: Brett on January 27, 2015, 06:18:53 AM
He had to stop taking orders again.  I hope everyone that wanted to order from Susan's got one in time!

So, who all ordered?  Jay (aleon), I saw on his youtube that you did.

After shipping and taxes, it was $242.  ($22 taxes, $25 shipping, same price no matter where you live).  :o  Gosh, I hope I like this thing!

I wrote him and asked him about the high cost of international shipping.  He spoke about how expensive some countries are, with some being cheaper (the U.S. is on the cheaper end), so he just averaged it out, so he could bill everyone the same.

Hey, guys, I was wondering if anyone has received their EZP yet or at least got a notice it was on the way?  I purchased within 1 hour and 18 minutes after he emailed that orders were being taken, and I am #15 on the list.  Jay, I think I remember you saying somewhere you were #20?

Who else ordered and did you ask your number?  With me being #15 so early on, I wonder if he gave a head's up to some guys about what time he was going to send the email out/start taking orders.  He had given the date on youtube, thankfully.

Well my "order number" is 829, not 20, but not sure that actually related to where I am in the grand scheme of getting the order filled. I would guess that the "order number" is all the orders he has ever filled. Haven't heard from him and I didn't ask this question. At the bottom of the order page it says that it fills "back orders" in "up to 5 weeks on delivery".  It's been two. I don't know how fast I placed the order, not sure if I was online or not when I got the email.

--Jay

Quote from: Brett on February 08, 2015, 03:46:22 PM
Hey, guys, I was wondering if anyone has received their EZP yet or at least got a notice it was on the way?  I purchased within 1 hour and 18 minutes after he emailed that orders were being taken, and I am #15 on the list.  Jay, I think I remember you saying somewhere you were #20?

Who else ordered and did you ask your number?  With me being #15 so early on, I wonder if he gave a head's up to some guys about what time he was going to send the email out/start taking orders.  He had given the date on youtube, thankfully.

Quote from: aleon515 on February 09, 2015, 11:40:45 AM
Well my "order number" is 829, not 20, but not sure that actually related to where I am in the grand scheme of getting the order filled. I would guess that the "order number" is all the orders he has ever filled. Haven't heard from him and I didn't ask this question. At the bottom of the order page it says that it fills "back orders" in "up to 5 weeks on delivery".  It's been two. I don't know how fast I placed the order, not sure if I was online or not when I got the email.

--Jay

I specifically asked him if he was doing them by time of order and he said yes.  He told me I was 15th in line.  I have no idea where I got the idea that you were the #20 order!  I thought I read it somewhere.

No, did not ask. I believe I could have ordered within an hour of the notice coming.

--Jay

It shipped Wednesday (just got an email).

--Jay

Quote from: aleon515 on February 11, 2015, 02:29:13 AM
It shipped Wednesday (just got an email).

--Jay

That's awesome!  He told me the other day that he hoped that mine would get out this week.   :)

It's good we already have a thread running for our reviews!

P.S.  You mean today when you say Wednesday, right? (or rather, yesterday for him).

Yes that's right. I think I posted around 12 am on Wednesday (today), but yeah yesterday for him. I can't visualize this and totally ahve to do the dateline thing to get it.
I could have been order no. 1 for all I know. I didn't ask. I think that I was online when I got the email that the ordering was open, but don't recall.

Yeah good to have the thread open.

--Jay

Quote from: Brett on February 11, 2015, 06:41:38 AM
That's awesome!  He told me the other day that he hoped that mine would get out this week.   :)

It's good we already have a thread running for our reviews!

P.S.  You mean today when you say Wednesday, right? (or rather, yesterday for him).

Looks like mine won't get out until next week now.   :(

Hmm, well afaik, I could have been order 1. But have yet to receive it.

--Jay

Quote from: Brett on February 13, 2015, 06:46:15 AM
Looks like mine won't get out until next week now.   :(

Well, I'm a little bummed.  Two weeks ago the owner told me he should be able to get it out the following week and then last weekend he said he would get it out this past week and now this weekend he said he will get it out this coming week.  I hope so.  He says he will email when he puts it into the mail.

Tomorrow is 4 weeks from date of purchase and his site says 5 weeks at the latest until delivery.  I am #15 on a list of 30 who all ordered on the same (only) day of sale, so I assume there will be many folks who will be getting theirs late.

Jay, did you get yours yet?

/"Woe is me" post.   :laugh:

No, I have not gotten yet, though not too surprised because it will only have been two weeks on Monday. I believe he says average is 3 weeks shipping. Yes, I will tell you when I get try it out a couple times and give a mini-review the same day (or maybe the next day). I don't know what number I was at all.

--Jay

Quote from: Brett on February 22, 2015, 02:56:46 PM
Well, I'm a little bummed.  Two weeks ago the owner told me he should be able to get it out the following week and then last weekend he said he would get it out this past week and now this weekend he said he will get it out this coming week.  I hope so.  He says he will email when he puts it into the mail.

Tomorrow is 4 weeks from date of purchase and his site says 5 weeks at the latest until delivery.  I am #15 on a list of 30 who all ordered on the same (only) day of sale, so I assume there will be many folks who will be getting theirs late.

Jay, did you get yours yet?

/"Woe is me" post.   :laugh:

Quote from: aleon515 on February 23, 2015, 12:02:26 AM
No, I have not gotten yet, though not too surprised because it will only have been two weeks on Monday. I believe he says average is 3 weeks shipping. Yes, I will tell you when I get try it out a couple times and give a mini-review the same day (or maybe the next day). I don't know what number I was at all.

--Jay

Welp, I just got word it is in the mail!  ;D 

Well now waiting for Aussie and US mail. :)

--Jay

Quote from: Brett on February 23, 2015, 08:09:16 PM
Welp, I just got word it is in the mail!  ;D

I really look forward to buying myself one of these, and I love that they were made by an Aussie guy.

As for the shipping costs, guys, that's basically how much it costs to get anything good delivered to Australia.

It arrived today, but VERY late. In fact, I went out came back at 4 and it wasn't there then. So I was doing laundry tonight late and noticed it in the box. I did try it, but since I didn't have to go that much, it was hard to get it to work, but I think I "get it" (not guaranteeing anything). I'm going to drink some tea tomorrow, that should get me peeing. LOL. I'll give it a mini-review.

Brett, I'm thinking he makes 5 a week. Let's say I was no. 1 and you were 15, it makes sense. I think he needs to quit his day job, lol.

You know Tripdistrans, I have gotten stuff in the US and paid $13-15US in shipping, so I guess it's not so terrible. It arrived in exactly two weeks, which isn't bad either.

--Jay

Quote from: aleon515 on February 24, 2015, 02:50:30 AM
It arrived today, but VERY late. In fact, I went out came back at 4 and it wasn't there then. So I was doing laundry tonight late and noticed it in the box. I did try it, but since I didn't have to go that much, it was hard to get it to work, but I think I "get it" (not guaranteeing anything). I'm going to drink some tea tomorrow, that should get me peeing. LOL. I'll give it a mini-review.

Brett, I'm thinking he makes 5 a week. Let's say I was no. 1 and you were 15, it makes sense. I think he needs to quit his day job, lol.

You know Tripdistrans, I have gotten stuff in the US and paid $13-15US in shipping, so I guess it's not so terrible. It arrived in exactly two weeks, which isn't bad either.

--Jay

He may even end up better off, an STP that, thus far, actually works for most guys? That's pretty darn good.

I have no idea where you are buying stuff from, but you have found a good thing, my friend. A very good thing. I find it so hard to get cheap shipping, it's almost cheaper to pay for the overpriced things that are already in Australia.

Quote from: aleon515 on February 24, 2015, 02:50:30 AM
It arrived today, but VERY late. In fact, I went out came back at 4 and it wasn't there then. So I was doing laundry tonight late and noticed it in the box. I did try it, but since I didn't have to go that much, it was hard to get it to work, but I think I "get it" (not guaranteeing anything). I'm going to drink some tea tomorrow, that should get me peeing. LOL. I'll give it a mini-review.

Brett, I'm thinking he makes 5 a week. Let's say I was no. 1 and you were 15, it makes sense. I think he needs to quit his day job, lol.

You know Tripdistrans, I have gotten stuff in the US and paid $13-15US in shipping, so I guess it's not so terrible. It arrived in exactly two weeks, which isn't bad either.

--Jay

Hey, man, thanks for the update.  Let us know how the peeing goes!

Quote from: Tripdistrans on February 24, 2015, 03:18:04 AM

I have no idea where you are buying stuff from, but you have found a good thing, my friend. A very good thing. I find it so hard to get cheap shipping, it's almost cheaper to pay for the overpriced things that are already in Australia.

Actually, Tripdistrans, I asked the owner about the high price of shipping and he told me that since it is so high to ship to Europe that he just averaged it out and charged everyone the same.  I wrote about it in another post in this thread, but didn't give the exact numbers because I figured that wasn't respectful of my conversation with him (and really, it doesn't matter).  To the U.S. (where Jay and I are), it is quite a bit cheaper than the $25 we paid for shipping.  HOWEVER, I have no problem paying that because the guy is upfront about the cost and why.  It is much higher for the guys in Europe.  In some ways, I think it is kind of nice that he is doing it this way.  Kind of all us guys helping each other out to afford stuff, kind of thing! :)

Not my review yet. Have used it to pee with a few times and it is working for me (okay, don't quite have the hang of it I think). I do get the idea, don't squish--hold with a very light touch. Going to watch the videos again. I have kind of weird anatomy so it's hard to find something that works for me.
I'm packing with it as well. Better than I thought for that in that I knew someone who wasn't happy with the feel of it as a packer, felt it was not bulky enough and of course it is hollow facing you. The hollowness may allow me to wear it next to me (I normally cannot, but if not I could use with a jock strap). It feels good and natural and not this huge thing you are carrying around.

I agree with Brett, the shipping is not horrible. I was comparing shipping here where I go "why is this $15 to ship three states away"?

--Jay

Quote from: aleon515 on February 24, 2015, 11:26:53 AM
Not my review yet. Have used it to pee with a few times and it is working for me (okay, don't quite have the hang of it I think). I do get the idea, don't squish--hold with a very light touch. Going to watch the videos again. I have kind of weird anatomy so it's hard to find something that works for me.
I'm packing with it as well. Better than I thought for that in that I knew someone who wasn't happy with the feel of it as a packer, felt it was not bulky enough and of course it is hollow facing you. The hollowness may allow me to wear it next to me (I normally cannot, but if not I could use with a jock strap). It feels good and natural and not this huge thing you are carrying around.

I agree with Brett, the shipping is not horrible. I was comparing shipping here where I go "why is this $15 to ship three states away"?

--Jay

Hey, man, thanks for even us a peek into how it is going.  As you know I love not bulky.  That would be awesome if you could skip the jock strap due to the hollowness.  I am planning on getting new underwear (briefs with pocket in front), in order to skip the jock strap which I have always worn.   I don't love the idea of giving up my trunks or boxer briefs, but if it allows me to pack and pee without a jock strap, I will do it.