Community Conversation => Transsexual talk => Female to male transsexual talk (FTM) => Topic started by: Andrew on August 24, 2007, 10:18:37 PM Return to Full Version
Title: I ordered it!
Post by: Andrew on August 24, 2007, 10:18:37 PM
Post by: Andrew on August 24, 2007, 10:18:37 PM
I ordered my thing from Camouflage Prosthetics in Australia. Next stop, dicksville! (I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.) My mom paid for it. She figures she'll make up the money in joke value. Believe me, she will. I should be getting the samples in a few days. Hooray! I feel like getting back together with my ex just to test it out! (No. No. Will not. Must resist.)
EDIT: I got the dual. I'm going to have a goooood semester.
EDIT: I got the dual. I'm going to have a goooood semester.
Title: Re: I ordered it!
Post by: ConfusedMichelle on August 25, 2007, 10:13:54 AM
Post by: ConfusedMichelle on August 25, 2007, 10:13:54 AM
Dude! I'm going to order the dual as soon as I go off to college.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Title: Re: I ordered it!
Post by: Andrew on August 26, 2007, 08:25:48 PM
Post by: Andrew on August 26, 2007, 08:25:48 PM
Let it be said once and for all: college guys get all the action. Plus, we rock. >:D
Title: Re: I ordered it!
Post by: mallard500 on August 26, 2007, 10:38:44 PM
Post by: mallard500 on August 26, 2007, 10:38:44 PM
Keep us posted man... and do we get pics of your new equipment? >:D
Scott
Scott
Title: Re: I ordered it!
Post by: Andrew on August 27, 2007, 03:03:56 PM
Post by: Andrew on August 27, 2007, 03:03:56 PM
QuoteKeep us posted man... and do we get pics of your new equipment?
I'll set it up on my desk and take a few shots. I'll have to put a fake moustache and a wig on it to disguise its identity...
Title: Re: I ordered it!
Post by: Jay on August 27, 2007, 03:22:23 PM
Post by: Jay on August 27, 2007, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: Andrew on August 27, 2007, 03:03:56 PMQuoteKeep us posted man... and do we get pics of your new equipment?
I'll set it up on my desk and take a few shots. I'll have to put a fake moustache and a wig on it to disguise its identity...
Well I am always up for a good laugh ;)
Title: Re: I ordered it!
Post by: ConfusedMichelle on August 27, 2007, 08:07:53 PM
Post by: ConfusedMichelle on August 27, 2007, 08:07:53 PM
Did you get the regular one or the large one?
I'm gonna need to see those pictures to make my decision.
So, did you order the samples or the actual product?
I'm gonna need to see those pictures to make my decision.
So, did you order the samples or the actual product?
Title: Re: I ordered it!
Post by: Andrew on August 27, 2007, 11:19:08 PM
Post by: Andrew on August 27, 2007, 11:19:08 PM
QuoteDid you get the regular one or the large one?
I'm gonna need to see those pictures to make my decision.
So, did you order the samples or the actual product?
I ordered the product -- you have to order it to get the samples. He sends the samples first (for a fee) and then lets you pick. Go with the samples -- it's just a little more money and it could save you a lot of trouble. I ordered the regular one because, let's face it, how many men look like they have a baseball bat jammed in their pants? (For that matter, how many women outside of porn like their men the size of the Washington monument?
Title: Re: I ordered it!
Post by: mallard500 on August 28, 2007, 03:14:30 AM
Post by: mallard500 on August 28, 2007, 03:14:30 AM
Quote from: Andrew on August 27, 2007, 11:19:08 PMThere's a great convention coming up this weekend, called FTM Odyssey, in Seattle WA (US), and one of the vendors sells these. I picked up the samples for free there last year, as they do cost if ordered with the product. (And yes, seeing them in real life is a BIG difference between looking at them online or in a catalogue!)QuoteDid you get the regular one or the large one?
I'm gonna need to see those pictures to make my decision.
So, did you order the samples or the actual product?
I ordered the product -- you have to order it to get the samples. He sends the samples first (for a fee) and then lets you pick. Go with the samples -- it's just a little more money and it could save you a lot of trouble. I ordered the regular one because, let's face it, how many men look like they have a baseball bat jammed in their pants? (For that matter, how many women outside of porn like their men the size of the Washington monument?
And ok, while I might not want to pack a huge sausage at work or in everyday life, there *is* something to say about size, outside of porn... I rather like the Washington Monument at times... >:D
Scott (Yes, he's a size queen on occasion...)
::)