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Title: detachable penis
Post by: Theoneandonly on October 25, 2007, 01:28:42 PM
Hey yous guys!
I' ma dude, but I lost my weeine in mommy's fetus some time ago and some evil alien transferred evil estrogen into my body.  I'm crusading valiantly to get my manhood back and be superman.
Yes, cuz superman rawks.
Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: NickSister on October 25, 2007, 02:43:48 PM
Hi dude,

Have you heard that song 'detachable penis'? It is by King Missile, really funny:
http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm

Nice to meet you superman, just let me know if you're going to go peeking through my clothes with your xray vision so I can strike a pose.
Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: Omika on October 25, 2007, 02:46:24 PM
Probably the greatest and most graphic introductory post in the history of the world.

~ BB
Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: NickSister on October 25, 2007, 02:58:42 PM
I'd have to agree, it definitly ranks up there.
Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: Theoneandonly on October 25, 2007, 03:37:51 PM
Quote from: NickSister on October 25, 2007, 02:43:48 PM
Hi dude,

Have you heard that song 'detachable penis'? It is by King Missile, really funny:
http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm

Nice to meet you superman, just let me know if you're going to go peeking through my clothes with your xray vision so I can strike a pose.
Fo sure!

And that song is like LSD.

Posted on: October 25, 2007, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: Blair on October 25, 2007, 02:46:24 PM
Probably the greatest and most graphic introductory post in the history of the world.

~ BB
Haha, I know, right?
Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: shanetastic on October 25, 2007, 05:03:06 PM
I laughed when I read that Blair :)
Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: tinkerbell on October 25, 2007, 07:59:44 PM
Quote from: Blair on October 25, 2007, 02:46:24 PM
Probably the greatest and most graphic introductory post in the history of the world.

~ BB

No kidding :)

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Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: Wing Walker on October 26, 2007, 12:44:53 AM
To Theoneandonly,

You certainly have a way with "breaking the ice." 

I'm not sure if I should say "welcome" or "welcome back."  Your writing style feels familiar to me, like I've posted with you before, on these boards.

Wing Walker
Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: Christo on October 26, 2007, 01:00:02 AM
lmao :laugh:  welcome bro :laugh:
Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: cindybc on October 26, 2007, 03:01:38 AM
Hi all, thought I would post this here just for fun of it.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AuFV09uviI

Cynthia
Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: Hazumu on October 26, 2007, 11:07:43 PM
YouTube has the music video to Detachable Penis... ;D

Karen
Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: Suzy on November 05, 2007, 11:09:03 AM
Kudos for an imaginative introduction!

Hope you enjoy your stay here at Susan's.  I can't wait to see your posts!

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Title: Re: detachable penis
Post by: Pica Pica on November 05, 2007, 02:57:23 PM
wow.