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Title: 3 ladies
Post by: Leigh on February 02, 2006, 11:27:00 PM
Post by: Leigh on February 02, 2006, 11:27:00 PM
THREE LADIES IN A SAUNA:
THREE WOMEN - ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A
HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP
STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER", SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP
UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE
WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE
FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT
TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING
JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE
OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU
LOOK AT THAT - I'M GETTIN' A FAX."
THREE WOMEN - ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A
HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP
STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER", SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP
UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE
WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE
FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT
TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING
JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE
OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU
LOOK AT THAT - I'M GETTIN' A FAX."
Title: Re: 3 ladies
Post by: Peggiann on February 02, 2006, 11:46:56 PM
Post by: Peggiann on February 02, 2006, 11:46:56 PM
Toooooo Funny! I'll send this on to Terri-Gene in the email with all of the rest for Andrea to share.
Thanks Leigh.
Langhing out loud,
Peggiann
Thanks Leigh.
Langhing out loud,
Peggiann
Title: Re: 3 ladies
Post by: melissa_girl on February 03, 2006, 10:32:02 AM
Post by: melissa_girl on February 03, 2006, 10:32:02 AM
Thanks. I loved that.
Melissa
Melissa