Community Conversation => Transitioning => Hormone replacement therapy => Topic started by: Kendra on June 30, 2017, 04:46:24 PM Return to Full Version
Title: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: Kendra on June 30, 2017, 04:46:24 PM
Post by: Kendra on June 30, 2017, 04:46:24 PM
home baked HRT
a bit too risky for me
I must skip eBay
counting days until
the endocrinologist
stabs me with needle
who is it that said
the best things in life are free
did not see my bills
T and P and E
many numbers to measure
everything will change
my skin will get smooth
without using sandpaper
that is a good thing
after year or two
I hope I will not remain
as flat as Kansas
Some of my parts will
melt away like a glacier
South Pole disappear
HRT could be
Witness Protection Program
ultimate disguise
I cannot stop smile
Haiku Replace Therapy
makes me real happy
a bit too risky for me
I must skip eBay
counting days until
the endocrinologist
stabs me with needle
who is it that said
the best things in life are free
did not see my bills
T and P and E
many numbers to measure
everything will change
my skin will get smooth
without using sandpaper
that is a good thing
after year or two
I hope I will not remain
as flat as Kansas
Some of my parts will
melt away like a glacier
South Pole disappear
HRT could be
Witness Protection Program
ultimate disguise
I cannot stop smile
Haiku Replace Therapy
makes me real happy
Title: Re: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: SophieD on July 01, 2017, 07:28:57 AM
Post by: SophieD on July 01, 2017, 07:28:57 AM
I love this!
Title: Re: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: steph2.0 on October 18, 2017, 11:49:59 PM
Post by: steph2.0 on October 18, 2017, 11:49:59 PM
I found it, Kendra. Awesome!!
Don't know how I missed it back in June. I guess that was early days for me yet.
Steph
Don't know how I missed it back in June. I guess that was early days for me yet.
Steph
Title: Re: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: rmaddy on October 19, 2017, 04:50:12 AM
Post by: rmaddy on October 19, 2017, 04:50:12 AM
Much urination
A smell like bad peppermints
Spironolactone
A smell like bad peppermints
Spironolactone
Title: Re: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: steph2.0 on October 19, 2017, 09:56:23 AM
Post by: steph2.0 on October 19, 2017, 09:56:23 AM
Essential the conversation with my endo after my first blood test:
Step on the gas now?
Not getting any younger...
Tripling the dosage!
Steph
Step on the gas now?
Not getting any younger...
Tripling the dosage!
Steph
Title: Re: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: steph2.0 on October 19, 2017, 10:15:26 AM
Post by: steph2.0 on October 19, 2017, 10:15:26 AM
Kendra's skill with words is so high some-
Times when I fail then I cry some.
When I try to go get 'er
She's still so much better.
If her skill was for sale then I'd buy some.
Times when I fail then I cry some.
When I try to go get 'er
She's still so much better.
If her skill was for sale then I'd buy some.
Title: Re: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: Roll on October 19, 2017, 11:08:31 AM
Post by: Roll on October 19, 2017, 11:08:31 AM
How I wish to start
that magic new puberty.
In two words: Boobs, please.
that magic new puberty.
In two words: Boobs, please.
Title: Re: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: Marcieelizabeth on October 19, 2017, 11:34:03 AM
Post by: Marcieelizabeth on October 19, 2017, 11:34:03 AM
so happy for you
a long journey its past due
smiling for the day
Kendra your the best
may you have the best big breasts
and may your butt get big too
The smell of peeing
your emotions are reeling
Time for those dresses
Love and hugs for you
may your new you be so true
and mood no more blue
enjoy the ride now
it is your stage take a bow
This is for real YOU
Love and Hugs Marcie!
a long journey its past due
smiling for the day
Kendra your the best
may you have the best big breasts
and may your butt get big too
The smell of peeing
your emotions are reeling
Time for those dresses
Love and hugs for you
may your new you be so true
and mood no more blue
enjoy the ride now
it is your stage take a bow
This is for real YOU
Love and Hugs Marcie!
Title: Re: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: rmaddy on October 19, 2017, 07:58:22 PM
Post by: rmaddy on October 19, 2017, 07:58:22 PM
A modern junkie?
See here...I have all the tools
I shoot estrogen
HRT does work
Even so you may need some help
Long live silicone
"You're 50 years old
Perhaps we could put you on
A menopausal dose."
One option remained
When antidepressants failed
Estrogen is life
See here...I have all the tools
I shoot estrogen
HRT does work
Even so you may need some help
Long live silicone
"You're 50 years old
Perhaps we could put you on
A menopausal dose."
One option remained
When antidepressants failed
Estrogen is life
Title: Re: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: Kendra on October 20, 2017, 10:22:50 AM
Post by: Kendra on October 20, 2017, 10:22:50 AM
the endo visit
doubled this prescription yay
estradiol good
add another patch
reminder of my career
software industry
little mounds appear
maybe they grow after all
Grand Tetons someday
Haiku pause reflect
people here are so awesome
Susan's Place it is
doubled this prescription yay
estradiol good
add another patch
reminder of my career
software industry
little mounds appear
maybe they grow after all
Grand Tetons someday
Haiku pause reflect
people here are so awesome
Susan's Place it is
Title: Re: MTF HRT haiku
Post by: steph2.0 on October 20, 2017, 10:43:43 AM
Post by: steph2.0 on October 20, 2017, 10:43:43 AM
Quote from: Kendra on October 20, 2017, 10:22:50 AMHaiku pause reflect
people here are so awesome
Susan's Place it is
Completely agree
Everyone is so cool here
Nothing else compares