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Title: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: TechGirl on March 12, 2018, 10:15:49 AM
Post by: TechGirl on March 12, 2018, 10:15:49 AM
One should never, NEVER, read anything funny. Not on facebook, not on the net, not while watching a video.
Just saying...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
p.s. first post-op exam, couldn't stop laughing as they inserted the specula, just kept tickling my insides!
Just saying...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
p.s. first post-op exam, couldn't stop laughing as they inserted the specula, just kept tickling my insides!
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: MicheleAdams on March 12, 2018, 11:34:18 AM
Post by: MicheleAdams on March 12, 2018, 11:34:18 AM
Quote from: TechGirl on March 12, 2018, 10:15:49 AMIt's not good to skip the cough medicine, when it's needed either. Or leave the paper towels slightly out of reach and roll over in a futile (and painful) effort to get it.
One should never, NEVER, read anything funny. Not on facebook, not on the net, not while watching a video.
Just saying...
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p.s. first post-op exam, couldn't stop laughing as they inserted the specula, just kept tickling my insides!
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: HappyMoni on March 12, 2018, 02:12:58 PM
Post by: HappyMoni on March 12, 2018, 02:12:58 PM
Sneezing definitely launches any torpedo in the tube.
Title: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: TechGirl on March 12, 2018, 03:40:22 PM
Post by: TechGirl on March 12, 2018, 03:40:22 PM
Wife suggested putting a suction cup on the end of it.
:-)
:-)
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: Mariah on March 12, 2018, 04:02:03 PM
Post by: Mariah on March 12, 2018, 04:02:03 PM
Definitely shouldn't listen to anyone tell any funny jokes either. Hugs
Mariah
Mariah
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: Kendra on March 12, 2018, 04:15:20 PM
Post by: Kendra on March 12, 2018, 04:15:20 PM
I wonder if Soul Source makes a dart board.
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: HappyMoni on March 12, 2018, 04:51:03 PM
Post by: HappyMoni on March 12, 2018, 04:51:03 PM
I'm thinking more like an arcade but instead of shooting ducks, shoot d*cks.
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: Gail20 on March 13, 2018, 04:01:45 PM
Post by: Gail20 on March 13, 2018, 04:01:45 PM
This is when I wish we had the ability to Like, Love, Wow, Smile , etc at postings. . .
Title: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: TechGirl on March 13, 2018, 05:10:49 PM
Post by: TechGirl on March 13, 2018, 05:10:49 PM
Absolutely concur :-)
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: Michelle_P on March 13, 2018, 06:40:48 PM
Post by: Michelle_P on March 13, 2018, 06:40:48 PM
Oh, so I'm not the only one who has launched that thing on a ballistic trajectory. Good to know!
>:-)
>:-)
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: TechGirl on March 13, 2018, 06:43:15 PM
Post by: TechGirl on March 13, 2018, 06:43:15 PM
Quote from: Michelle_P on March 13, 2018, 06:40:48 PM
Oh, so I'm not the only one who has launched that thing on a ballistic trajectory. Good to know!
>:-)
Hahahahahahahahaha!
:-)
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: LizK on March 13, 2018, 08:35:12 PM
Post by: LizK on March 13, 2018, 08:35:12 PM
Oh heck there are so many inappropriate things I could say in this thread...dart boards, appropriate targets, special points for style...the list is never ending ;) ;)
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: Kendra on March 13, 2018, 08:55:38 PM
Post by: Kendra on March 13, 2018, 08:55:38 PM
a Weapon of Miss Destruction.
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: sarah1972 on March 14, 2018, 06:05:55 AM
Post by: sarah1972 on March 14, 2018, 06:05:55 AM
Maybe you need to add "reading this thread" to things NOT to do [emoji3]
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: EllenJ2003 on March 18, 2018, 02:24:36 PM
Post by: EllenJ2003 on March 18, 2018, 02:24:36 PM
Things not to do when dilating? Gawd! Where do I start? ;D Here's one - forgetting to keep the phone next to you, having it ring, trying to get up to answer it, and forgetting that you SHOULD NOT BEND when you're dilating. OUCH!!! Thankfully I learned my lesson when that happened to me (back in early 2004, 3 or 4 months after my SRS), and didn't do any serious damage to myself (I luckily didn't bend too much). Needless to say, since then, I keep the phone within arm's reach, when I'm dilating.
HappyMoni - definitely NOT sneezing! Coughing is another one. :)
HRT Since 1999
Orchiechtomy in 2001
SRS Yeah!!!! Nov. 25, 2003 by Suporn
HappyMoni - definitely NOT sneezing! Coughing is another one. :)
HRT Since 1999
Orchiechtomy in 2001
SRS Yeah!!!! Nov. 25, 2003 by Suporn
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: Barb99 on March 18, 2018, 05:27:48 PM
Post by: Barb99 on March 18, 2018, 05:27:48 PM
Nothing says a phone has to be answered. ;D
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: EllenJ2003 on March 18, 2018, 08:22:10 PM
Post by: EllenJ2003 on March 18, 2018, 08:22:10 PM
Quote from: Barb99 on March 18, 2018, 05:27:48 PM
Nothing says a phone has to be answered. ;D
True! ;D Definitely my bad! :)
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: HappyMoni on March 20, 2018, 01:12:26 PM
Post by: HappyMoni on March 20, 2018, 01:12:26 PM
I was at work one day dilating in my little room when the fire alarm went off. I got my self together only to hear, "False Alarm" on the speaker. So don't dilate during a fire drill.
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: KathyLauren on March 20, 2018, 02:24:59 PM
Post by: KathyLauren on March 20, 2018, 02:24:59 PM
Quote from: Barb99 on March 18, 2018, 05:27:48 PMEspecially not if the caller might say, "Hey, what are you up to?"
Nothing says a phone has to be answered. ;D
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: Sydney_NYC on March 20, 2018, 11:48:38 PM
Post by: Sydney_NYC on March 20, 2018, 11:48:38 PM
Quote from: Barb99 on March 18, 2018, 05:27:48 PM
Nothing says a phone has to be answered. ;D
I have one client (I do software consulting/development) that at least 3 or 4 times a week, he calls me whenever I'm dilating. Even when my times vary by a few hours he manages to call when I'm dilating.
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: EllenJ2003 on March 22, 2018, 08:48:40 PM
Post by: EllenJ2003 on March 22, 2018, 08:48:40 PM
Quote from: KathyLauren on March 20, 2018, 02:24:59 PM
Especially not if the caller might say, "Hey, what are you up to?"
If I remember right, it was my mom. :)
She had a tendency to call almost every day for three or four months after I got back from my SRS in Thailand. Yeah, the timing might have kind of sucked, but considering that I was estranged from her and my dad for 3 plus years, till shortly before I had my SRS, I was more than happy to speak to her (I'm still close to my mother to this day, I miss my dad - RIP). If she calls while I'm dilating (not very common anymore, since I don't need to dilate anywhere near as much as I had to at the time I made my little boo boo), I just say I'm performing some post-operative maintenance/care (like I said, I learned my lesson - I keep a phone nearby when I dilate).
Ellen
HRT Since 1999
Orchiectomy in 2001
SRS Yaay!!! on Nov. 25, 2003 by Suporn
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: Rachel on March 27, 2018, 01:25:01 PM
Post by: Rachel on March 27, 2018, 01:25:01 PM
Do not get up and let the dog out.
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: Kendra on March 27, 2018, 06:03:47 PM
Post by: Kendra on March 27, 2018, 06:03:47 PM
NO! Bring that back!
(Dog runs off with...)
(Dog runs off with...)
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: MollyPants on March 28, 2018, 07:19:30 AM
Post by: MollyPants on March 28, 2018, 07:19:30 AM
Quote from: Kendra on March 27, 2018, 06:03:47 PMOh my god did I just howl at my desk at the thought of that! Hahaha
NO! Bring that back!
(Dog runs off with...)
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Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: EllenJ2003 on March 28, 2018, 08:30:12 PM
Post by: EllenJ2003 on March 28, 2018, 08:30:12 PM
Quote from: Kendra on March 27, 2018, 06:03:47 PM
NO! Bring that back!
(Dog runs off with...)
LMAO!!!! :laugh:
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: MicheleAdams on April 18, 2018, 12:44:07 PM
Post by: MicheleAdams on April 18, 2018, 12:44:07 PM
I switched to coconut oil for lubricant and now needed to add no cats in the room. Mine smelled the coconut oil and now displays addict behaviour, seeking it more vigorously than catnip. She's clawed the bag I kept things in, swarms me when I open the new, clawproof bag and tries to 'clean' my dilator for me. No way, not good.
Title: Re: Things one should NOT do when dilating
Post by: AshleyPixune on April 18, 2018, 02:12:54 PM
Post by: AshleyPixune on April 18, 2018, 02:12:54 PM
Quote from: TechGirl on March 12, 2018, 03:40:22 PMOh my!!!! I'm not sure if my dirty mind took it where you wanted it to go.. but it went there.
Wife suggested putting a suction cup on the end of it.
:-)