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Title: The shopping list
Post by: Dennis on March 15, 2008, 11:53:32 AM
Post by: Dennis on March 15, 2008, 11:53:32 AM
I have a few things to pick up today. The remote on my TV has busted and I have to renew my prescription. So far my shopping list reads:
Beer
TV Remote
Testosterone
Can anyone add anything to keep it in the stereotypical guy theme?
Dennis
Beer
TV Remote
Testosterone
Can anyone add anything to keep it in the stereotypical guy theme?
Dennis
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: KarenLyn on March 15, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
Post by: KarenLyn on March 15, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
no chips?
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: Audrey on March 15, 2008, 12:39:16 PM
Post by: Audrey on March 15, 2008, 12:39:16 PM
Oil for your car, silly.
I had to add some to my car today, kind of low, yeah really low, crap.
It still runs so I think Im ok
Audrey
I had to add some to my car today, kind of low, yeah really low, crap.
It still runs so I think Im ok
Audrey
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: KarenLyn on March 15, 2008, 12:48:59 PM
Post by: KarenLyn on March 15, 2008, 12:48:59 PM
was the oil light on? That's when I fill mine.
Karen Lyn
Karen Lyn
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: cindianna_jones on March 15, 2008, 01:36:42 PM
Post by: cindianna_jones on March 15, 2008, 01:36:42 PM
Aftershave
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: lady amarant on March 15, 2008, 02:01:49 PM
Post by: lady amarant on March 15, 2008, 02:01:49 PM
Hmmmmm... Stereotypical guy...
So not the latest issue of Glamour magazine then.
Now if you were in South Africa I'd say some biltong for you to have while watching the rugby tonight. Aside from that though, I've got nothing. Sorry! ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biltong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biltong)
So not the latest issue of Glamour magazine then.
Now if you were in South Africa I'd say some biltong for you to have while watching the rugby tonight. Aside from that though, I've got nothing. Sorry! ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biltong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biltong)
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: NicholeW. on March 15, 2008, 02:19:55 PM
Post by: NicholeW. on March 15, 2008, 02:19:55 PM
A "girlfriend" and some heavy-metal rock and roll? LOL
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: lady amarant on March 15, 2008, 02:28:30 PM
Post by: lady amarant on March 15, 2008, 02:28:30 PM
Quote from: Nichole on March 15, 2008, 02:19:55 PM
A "girlfriend" and some heavy-metal rock and roll? LOL
Well, if you're going to go for the whole rock-god thing, you need leather pants and white face-paint. And you need to grow your hair out. Oh, and platform shoes.
Posted on: 15 March 2008, 13:27:44
And you need to destroy at least one amp and two guitars ... so buy some of those too.
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: sd on March 15, 2008, 02:28:58 PM
Post by: sd on March 15, 2008, 02:28:58 PM
You need something to watch..
Stallone, Arnold, James Bond would fit the bill.
Maybe a car magazine or two.
Burritos
Stallone, Arnold, James Bond would fit the bill.
Maybe a car magazine or two.
Burritos
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: lady amarant on March 15, 2008, 02:29:16 PM
Post by: lady amarant on March 15, 2008, 02:29:16 PM
Oh, and you'll definitely need some groupies. Where do I sign up?
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: lisagurl on March 15, 2008, 02:46:25 PM
Post by: lisagurl on March 15, 2008, 02:46:25 PM
QuoteCan anyone add anything to keep it in the stereotypical guy theme?
Do not forget the chew.
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: lady amarant on March 15, 2008, 02:52:28 PM
Post by: lady amarant on March 15, 2008, 02:52:28 PM
Quote from: lisagurl on March 15, 2008, 02:46:25 PM
Do not forget the chew.
Ew. Gross.
Do we have any spare spitoons standing about?
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: Ell on March 15, 2008, 02:52:51 PM
Post by: Ell on March 15, 2008, 02:52:51 PM
Quote from: Dennis on March 15, 2008, 11:53:32 AM
I have a few things to pick up today. The remote on my TV has busted and I have to renew my prescription. So far my shopping list reads:
Beer
TV Remote
Testosterone
Can anyone add anything to keep it in the stereotypical guy theme?
Dennis
if you're going to get some testosterone, you might as well pick up some balls, too.
-ellie
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: tekla on March 15, 2008, 07:02:59 PM
Post by: tekla on March 15, 2008, 07:02:59 PM
a Leatherman
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: buttercup on March 15, 2008, 08:13:32 PM
Post by: buttercup on March 15, 2008, 08:13:32 PM
Mustn't forget the chainsaw. And that goes into the shed. Also calendar with the girlie pics, that is a must have in the shed. lol ;)
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: Valentina on March 15, 2008, 08:27:53 PM
Post by: Valentina on March 15, 2008, 08:27:53 PM
Before I graduated, I worked at some very interesting places. Blokes would buy cigars, lighters and condoms >:D
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: Audrey on March 16, 2008, 03:27:11 PM
Post by: Audrey on March 16, 2008, 03:27:11 PM
Woohoooo I just ordered something manly online even thuogh I am going the other direction. A dual barrell carb kit for my VW. Yah now i can go zoom. Ill post pics of my bug soon.
Audrey
Audrey
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: sd on March 16, 2008, 04:17:01 PM
Post by: sd on March 16, 2008, 04:17:01 PM
Quote from: Audrey on March 16, 2008, 03:27:11 PMI don't know too many guys into cars who would say that it was manly, it could make you the ultimate girlfriend or wife though.
Woohoooo I just ordered something manly online even thuogh I am going the other direction. A dual barrell carb kit for my VW. Yah now i can go zoom. Ill post pics of my bug soon.
Audrey
Manly is about the furthest thing from a car guys mind when a girl says something like that. :laugh:
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: bethzerosix on March 16, 2008, 06:32:28 PM
Post by: bethzerosix on March 16, 2008, 06:32:28 PM
Quote from: ell on March 15, 2008, 02:52:51 PMQuote from: Dennis on March 15, 2008, 11:53:32 AM
I have a few things to pick up today. The remote on my TV has busted and I have to renew my prescription. So far my shopping list reads:
Beer
TV Remote
Testosterone
Can anyone add anything to keep it in the stereotypical guy theme?
Dennis
if you're going to get some testosterone, you might as well pick up some balls, too.
-ellie
buwahhahahahahahah :D
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: annajasmine on March 16, 2008, 07:30:09 PM
Post by: annajasmine on March 16, 2008, 07:30:09 PM
Old Spice?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aj55sgudlc
Anna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aj55sgudlc
Anna
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: tekla on March 16, 2008, 07:37:46 PM
Post by: tekla on March 16, 2008, 07:37:46 PM
Mag wheels for the truck (if you don't have a truck, buy one), a 12 pack (six packs are for wimps), some ammo, fishing bait, 60lb test line, a case of good oil, some girlie mags, the DVD of Sluts in Uniform (volume 7), a bottle of whiskey (and I'm talking the bottle with a handle), Stop a Snap-On Tools truck (because only girly men use tools other than Snap-On), some grease for your hair, some SEX WAX for the surfboard, a season lift ticket to Squaw Valley, and the DVD of Faces of Death, when the five minutes of Sluts in Uniform are over.
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: Shana A on March 16, 2008, 08:33:45 PM
Post by: Shana A on March 16, 2008, 08:33:45 PM
A confederate flag and gun rack in the pickup are nice touches ;)
Z
Z
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: tekla on March 16, 2008, 09:39:52 PM
Post by: tekla on March 16, 2008, 09:39:52 PM
Damn straight little lady.
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: sd on March 16, 2008, 10:16:23 PM
Post by: sd on March 16, 2008, 10:16:23 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on March 16, 2008, 08:33:45 PMYou forgot the brush guard.
A confederate flag and gun rack in the pickup are nice touches ;)
Z
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: tekla on March 16, 2008, 11:53:29 PM
Post by: tekla on March 16, 2008, 11:53:29 PM
and the chrome 'ladies reclining' on the mud flaps.
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: Jay on March 17, 2008, 04:28:30 AM
Post by: Jay on March 17, 2008, 04:28:30 AM
Some hair gel/wax! For the good looks! ;D
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: Dennis on March 17, 2008, 10:04:25 AM
Post by: Dennis on March 17, 2008, 10:04:25 AM
Quote from: Valentina on March 15, 2008, 08:27:53 PM
Before I graduated, I worked at some very interesting places. Blokes would buy cigars, lighters and condoms >:D
Did Bill Clinton shop at your store?
Dennis
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: Nero on March 17, 2008, 10:13:25 AM
Post by: Nero on March 17, 2008, 10:13:25 AM
Quote from: Dennis on March 17, 2008, 10:04:25 AMQuote from: Valentina on March 15, 2008, 08:27:53 PM
Before I graduated, I worked at some very interesting places. Blokes would buy cigars, lighters and condoms >:D
Did Bill Clinton shop at your store?
Dennis
Oh god, Den I'm choking! :icon_evil_laugh:
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: sd on March 17, 2008, 11:46:07 AM
Post by: sd on March 17, 2008, 11:46:07 AM
QuoteA Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries and some beef jerky.;)
Title: Re: The shopping list
Post by: Ms Jessica on March 17, 2008, 12:55:09 PM
Post by: Ms Jessica on March 17, 2008, 12:55:09 PM
Playboy?