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Title: Electromagnetic Spectrum Totally Gay (satire)
Post by: Natasha on March 23, 2008, 10:07:34 PM
Post by: Natasha on March 23, 2008, 10:07:34 PM
Electromagnetic Spectrum Totally Gay
http://secondsupper.com/Satire/Article.aspx?ArticleID=106
03/23/2008
"Reports have circulated around many news sites that another famous celebrity has announced that he/she/it is gay. The Electromagnetic Spectrum, famous for bringing all concept of color into our everyday lives announced through its publicist that it is sick of living in the closet. "I thank all of my fans and supporters for loving my work regardless of my sexual inclination," said publicist Herman Scwabel, while reading verbatim from the Spectrum's coming out speech. "I just need everybody to know how I am, what I'm really like. If any of you think of me any lower because of this, then you were never really my friend to begin with."
http://secondsupper.com/Satire/Article.aspx?ArticleID=106
03/23/2008
"Reports have circulated around many news sites that another famous celebrity has announced that he/she/it is gay. The Electromagnetic Spectrum, famous for bringing all concept of color into our everyday lives announced through its publicist that it is sick of living in the closet. "I thank all of my fans and supporters for loving my work regardless of my sexual inclination," said publicist Herman Scwabel, while reading verbatim from the Spectrum's coming out speech. "I just need everybody to know how I am, what I'm really like. If any of you think of me any lower because of this, then you were never really my friend to begin with."