Susan's Place Transgender Resources

You see. I'm not trans. I fooled you all!!!

I'm actually a lumberjack from Ohio, hand-picked by my congregation to infiltrate your unholy cabal and undermine the Transsexual Agenda from within! I will be the hero that saves America from Satan's forces!

I only reveal this now to further spread discord amongst you as you waste precious time reading this while I secretly hack the servers!!!

Muahahahahaha!

~Steve McMannis.

You're the cutest lumberjack there is. ;)

I immediately had to think of the Monty Python song  8)

Quote from: lady amarant on April 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM
You see. I'm not trans. I fooled you all!!!

I'm actually a lumberjack from Ohio, hand-picked by my congregation to infiltrate your unholy cabal and undermine the Transsexual Agenda from within! I will be the hero that saves America from Satan's forces!

I only reveal this now to further spread discord amongst you as you waste precious time reading this while I secretly hack the servers!!!

Muahahahahaha!

~Steve McMannis.

You mean you don't work for the C.I.A.?

"...I sleep all night and I work all day..."

Without doubt the world's strangest lumberjack.

We'll just make you an 'honorary TS,' Simone.

N~

Perhaps we should club together to fund Gender Reassignment for Lumberjacks  ;)

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa191%2Fcynthiag932%2FPagan1915-2.jpg&hash=18da5602701b547b8d0fb3213050bff84678c9ac)

Cindy

oooh a lumberjack..

I saw a show about lumberjacks the other day...

yummy  :D

;)

Hey lady... when you figure out what our agenda is, will you please share the secret?  I've been wanting to know what it is for years.

Cute troll my dear.

Cindi

Quote from: lady amarant on April 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM
You see. I'm not trans. I fooled you all!!!

I'm actually a lumberjack from Ohio, hand-picked by my congregation to infiltrate your unholy cabal and undermine the Transsexual Agenda from within! I will be the hero that saves America from Satan's forces!

I only reveal this now to further spread discord amongst you as you waste precious time reading this while I secretly hack the servers!!!

Muahahahahaha!

~Steve McMannis.

LOL... the jokes on you.... susans.org is just a honeypot and everyone's in on the scam... we
got you... bitch.

:)

Amanda

Quote from: lady amarant on April 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM
You see. I'm not trans. I fooled you all!!!

I'm actually a lumberjack from Ohio, hand-picked by my congregation to infiltrate your unholy cabal and undermine the Transsexual Agenda from within! I will be the hero that saves America from Satan's forces!

I only reveal this now to further spread discord amongst you as you waste precious time reading this while I secretly hack the servers!!!

Muahahahahaha!

~Steve McMannis.

homeland security data base updated........ check!      ;D ;)

QuoteLOL... the jokes on you.... susans.org is just a honeypot and everyone's in on the scam... we
got you... bitch.

How could you designate such a privelage that is the title 'BITCH'  to this person?   :o              

Quote from: JENNIFER on April 26, 2008, 05:22:20 PM

QuoteLOL... the jokes on you.... susans.org is just a honeypot and everyone's in on the scam... we
got you... bitch.

How could you designate such a privelage that is the title 'BITCH'  to this person?   :o              

I AM Simone's bizch.

She yanks my hair all the time.

Quote from: JENNIFER on April 26, 2008, 05:22:20 PM

QuoteLOL... the jokes on you.... susans.org is just a honeypot and everyone's in on the scam... we
got you... bitch.

How could you designate such a privelage that is the title 'BITCH'  to this person?   :o              

That word is NOT a privilege, it's an insult. 

Odd.  Even though I hang around here in my off time, the rest of my time is spent infiltrating logging camps and trying to find out what the Lumberjack agenda is.

So far I've heard a lot of grunting coming from the tents and cabins at night.

that's the bears rebis.

Quote from: lady amarant on April 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM
You see. I'm not trans. I fooled you all!!!

I'm actually a lumberjack from Ohio, hand-picked by my congregation to infiltrate your unholy cabal and undermine the Transsexual Agenda from within! I will be the hero that saves America from Satan's forces!

Uh huh....

BTW, I've meant to tell you I'm really the president of P-FLAG (Protect Families from Latent Androgynous Genders) >:D

Z

I'm not a real lumberjack, but I play one on weekends.

It's been shown in scientific experiments that the non-transgendered through reparative therapy can renounce their misbegotten belief that they should remain the gender that they are.  And through therapy and acceptance become a productive member of the transgender community.

It appears that the more entrenched the gender identification, the easier and more complete the acceptance of their true transgender heritage.  Specifically lumberjacks have been found to be one of the easiest to accept therapy.

See, the lumberjack song is really the anthem of the converted lumberjacks.  They sing it to one another when they meet.

This was all laid out in last weeks transgender agenda meeting.  Where have you ladies been?

-Sandy

Trust the servers to like really crash for a day after I post this. It wasn't me! I was framed, I tell ya! FRAMED!!!   :'(

~Simone.

hi...well if the name you used is lady amarant  . or as you now say  steve mc manus i would like to say how sad it is .  you have done about 1600 posts   have you not seen who we are.    we are a part of our     Lords creation  . do you not understand what is going on.   we did not chose to be like we are. .   we are born this way . you as a male do not know what its like to be this way.    we do & its real .  i am 60 & i could give you lots of info about my self & who we are ....would you hear me ... i dont know . if you are for real.   i would do it .so if you have lied to us.    how can we here trust you now......your congreation  are they like you . can not be trusted   sounds like it .   mores the pity .  well you may read this i hope so .  if its a joke its a sick one   . we are used to people like you .  & one day the boot will be on the other foot.    if you know the bible you will know what it has to say concerning loving one an other &  i mean true love . i dont see that in what you have said  hopefully  you will.  oh yes this is my real name  & i am for real..    ...noeleena

Quote from: noeleena on April 27, 2008, 02:08:31 AM
hi...well if the name you used is lady amarant  . or as you now say  steve mc manus i would like to say how sad it is .  you have done about 1600 posts   have you not seen who we are.    we are a part of our     Lords creation  . do you not understand what is going on.   we did not chose to be like we are. .   we are born this way . you as a male do not know what its like to be this way.    we do & its real .  i am 60 & i could give you lots of info about my self & who we are ....would you hear me ... i dont know . if you are for real.   i would do it .so if you have lied to us.    how can we here trust you now......your congreation  are they like you . can not be trusted   sounds like it .   mores the pity .  well you may read this i hope so .  if its a joke its a sick one   . we are used to people like you .  & one day the boot will be on the other foot.    if you know the bible you will know what it has to say concerning loving one an other &  i mean true love . i dont see that in what you have said  hopefully  you will.  oh yes this is my real name  & i am for real..    ...noeleena

Honey. I was joking. Honest.

~Simone.

Quote from: lady amarant on April 27, 2008, 02:11:54 AM

Quote from: noeleena on April 27, 2008, 02:08:31 AM
hi...well if the name you used is lady amarant  . or as you now say  steve mc manus i would like to say how sad it is .  you have done about 1600 posts   have you not seen who we are.    we are a part of our     Lords creation  . do you not understand what is going on.   we did not chose to be like we are. .   we are born this way . you as a male do not know what its like to be this way.    we do & its real .  i am 60 & i could give you lots of info about my self & who we are ....would you hear me ... i dont know . if you are for real.   i would do it .so if you have lied to us.    how can we here trust you now......your congreation  are they like you . can not be trusted   sounds like it .   mores the pity .  well you may read this i hope so .  if its a joke its a sick one   . we are used to people like you .  & one day the boot will be on the other foot.    if you know the bible you will know what it has to say concerning loving one an other &  i mean true love . i dont see that in what you have said  hopefully  you will.  oh yes this is my real name  & i am for real..    ...noeleena

Honey. I was joking. Honest.

~Simone.

There are people all over the world who hate us.  Some kill us and others make our lives miserable by making it hard to keep or find a job, rent an apartment, get treatment for our physical, mental, and emotional problems, or go anyplace without concern that we could be beaten and left for dead.

Someone I know was genuinely concerned about your joke to the point of worry as to why and if what was posted here was the truth.

IMHO, if you were framed, the frame was of your own fabrication.

Wing Walker

Quote from: Wing Walker on April 27, 2008, 03:32:34 AM
Someone I know was genuinely concerned about your joke to the point of worry as to why and if what was posted here was the truth.

Folks, I apologise to anybody that I scared. I honestly thought the post so ridiculous that it would be clear I was just fooling around. In hindsight I should've kept in mind that new members might not know me all that well and misunderstand. I just thought it might be nice for once to laugh at our tormentors rather than fear them, but I was being insensitive to the fact that there are many people here who have been through alot and are still unsure of themselves. I am ashamed, and I'm sorry.

~Simone.

your a real lumberjack :o :o :o. well i guess thats ok   :laugh: :laugh: long as you ant the dnr or dea or dod

or cod . or the msp or the fda  then your still ok  ;D  :laugh:

people really took your statement seriously? even with the lumberjack statement and the daft name?
Don't be ashamed, people that took that seriously deserve everything coming to them, they really are asking for sorrow if they are looking for it so intently.

Ridiculous.

I thought everyone knew you were kidding.

You needed to be more obvious, I guess.

Quote from: lady amarant on April 27, 2008, 01:50:31 AM
Trust the servers to like really crash for a day after I post this. It wasn't me! I was framed, I tell ya! FRAMED!!!   :'(

Really?

Quote
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I tell weird jokes. I skip and jump.
I like to shut down servers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

  Nfr

Goddess, people lighten up!!!!

I've been through a lot too, but I tried not to lose my sense of humor.

Simone, you have nothing to apologize for to me!

Golly, I hope you don't think that I really have a scientific survey of converted lumberjacks do you!?!?

The agenda meeting was the truth though...  Try to be at the next meeting ok ladies?

-Sandy(I'm not a real lumberjack, but I play one on TV)

QuoteThat word is NOT a privilege, it's an insult.

Actually it is quite vulgar. In the practice of English many are not learning very large vocabularies.

Quote from: lisagurl on April 27, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

QuoteThat word is NOT a privilege, it's an insult.

Actually it is quite vulgar. In the practice of English many are not learning very large vocabularies.

Though at the informal level it does imply a smiling respect.

is this why my internet connection's been slow?  i knew it! >:D

You needed to be more obvious, I guess.

In fact, that would prove to be pretty hard to do.  Some people always read things wrong.  Can't do anything about that.

And I've seen a lot of women 'reclaiming' the B word the last few years.

Quote from: tekla on April 27, 2008, 11:48:14 AM
Some people always read things wrong.  Can't do anything about that.

We can gouge their eyes out.

Quote from: Nichole on April 26, 2008, 05:48:40 PM

Quote from: JENNIFER on April 26, 2008, 05:22:20 PM

QuoteLOL... the jokes on you.... susans.org is just a honeypot and everyone's in on the scam... we
got you... bitch.

How could you designate such a privelage that is the title 'BITCH'  to this person?   :o              

That word is NOT a privilege, it's an insult. 

Well, When one is as ugly as I am and lacking confidence, being called a bitch seems to offer some hope for me due to the female connnotations of the 'insult', however Nichole, I take your point with good grace  :)

Quote from: lady amarant on April 27, 2008, 01:50:31 AM
Trust the servers to like really crash for a day after I post this. It wasn't me! I was framed, I tell ya! FRAMED!!!   :'(

~Simone.

I think we'll just have to send Jaimey to punish you  >:D  ;)

Z

Everyone knows lumberjacks like large woodies.

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on April 27, 2008, 05:34:04 PM
Everyone knows lumberjacks like large woodies.

Is that a giant sequoia in your pants, or are you just glad to see me???

-Sandy

I am never shocked anymore that people belive the outlandish or the 'tongue-in-cheek.' I am astounded that people accept whatever they read on a BB though.

If in doubt, check it out.

Jennifer, I know women with trans-histories do sometimes feel that the 'b,' 'c,' and 'w' words are sort of esteem-raising. It's one of my most pet peeves with the 'community.' I'm sorry if you even felt it was meant as a slap. Just a reminder, I hope.

I don't find insulting and demeaning terms to be validating to any degree at all. But, I also didn't mean to disparage you or anyone else in the process. I find all of those terms disgusting and don't use them.

Nor do I find them any more redeemable than 'Nazi' or that other 'n' word once and currently used about African-Americans. I find some words just too fraught with historic nastiness that they don't salvage.

Nichole 

N~

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=5zey8567bcg

Simone, I thought it was hilarious and knew you were joking as I was
when I called you a bitch.

I've never used any type colorful language, ever... except the word bitch. I
guess over time I've gotten numb to it and I'm no longer affected by
it. I'm amazed how many young kids use the F word in normal conversation
and I wince everytime I hear it. So I understand completely how one
might be offended by the B word. I apologize to anyone that was :)

Amanda

Thanks Amanda,

I knew you were joking, and kinda thought everybody knew I was, but one has to keep in mind that some people in our community have been through very nasty experiences, and consequently find it hard to trust. Won't stop me from (trying to be) funny and witty (or is that witless?) but I will take more care in future.

~Simone.

me > :icon_poke: < you  :D ;D :P

Quote from: Laura91 on April 28, 2008, 05:17:14 AM
me > :icon_poke: < you  :D ;D :P

you ->   :icon_headache:  :icon_chainsaw: <- meeee!

Muh trusty chainsaw's good fer stuff 'sides trees. Growin' up playin' Doom wuz ed ... eduk ... taught me stuff.  ;D

~Steve McManis.

Hur-hur. Sorry fer talkin' like a idjit. Tree fell on muh head yest'day.

chainsaw.  tree falling.  Idjit.  = Lumberjack.


Steve's back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3l2a_ESwPc

Sniff. Brings a tear ta tha eye it does. I grew up on dis here toon. Made me the man ah am t'day.

~Steve McManis.

Simone/Steve(s),

It seems you either have a split personality, or you can't remember how to spell your lumberjack name. You've spelled it at least two different ways.

Steve McMannis
Steve McManis

You've got to watch out for those falling trees...

;)

Quote from: noeleena on April 27, 2008, 02:08:31 AM
hi...well if the name you used is lady amarant  . or as you now say  steve mc manus i would like to say how sad it is .  you have done about 1600 posts   have you not seen who we are.    we are a part of our     Lords creation  . do you not understand what is going on.   we did not chose to be like we are. .   we are born this way . you as a male do not know what its like to be this way.    we do & its real .  i am 60 & i could give you lots of info about my self & who we are ....would you hear me ... i dont know . if you are for real.   i would do it .so if you have lied to us.    how can we here trust you now......your congreation  are they like you . can not be trusted   sounds like it .   mores the pity .  well you may read this i hope so .  if its a joke its a sick one   . we are used to people like you .  & one day the boot will be on the other foot.    if you know the bible you will know what it has to say concerning loving one an other &  i mean true love . i dont see that in what you have said  hopefully  you will.  oh yes this is my real name  & i am for real..    ...noeleena

LOL Noeleena, we like a good laugh here, it relieves the ordeal of transition. No, it's definitely not a "sick joke" and I think the Bible doesn't hold much love for trans people anyway to bear any judgment here.

Lighten up, hon! ;) By the way, what's with all the spaces anyway? :P


soldierjane <-- this is not my real name and I'm made of billowy clouds.

Posted on: April 28, 2008, 09:45:57 AM

---

Steve-o,

I saw this charade coming when you told me you wore flannel. HA HA HA! I'm laughing you out of this board, freak!

FWIW, I took the first post as being possibly serious. The "lumberjack" and satan stuff just seemed like "hah, you're all so gullible, you'd even believe this!" making fun of everyone.

The post caught me at a vulnerable moment when my Humour Mode was offline... and other people I knew were saying things that just seemed SO out of character and weird to me... and being disillusioned by a number of things I'd been reading... that I didn't really feel I knew what was going on with anyone anymore.

~Kate~

Quote from: Kate on April 28, 2008, 11:41:57 AM
FWIW, I took the first post as being possibly serious. The "lumberjack" and satan stuff just seemed like "hah, you're all so gullible, you'd even believe this!" making fun of everyone.

The post caught me at a vulnerable moment when my Humour Mode was offline... and other people I knew were saying things that just seemed SO out of character and weird to me... and being disillusioned by a number of things I'd been reading... that I didn't really feel I knew what was going on with anyone anymore.

~Kate~

are you sure this post doesn't belong in annwyn's evil drug thread?        :laugh:


(i'm kidding)
except for the evil part.  I just made a pact with this guy --->  >:D

QuoteThe post caught me at a vulnerable moment when my Humour Mode was offline... and other people I knew were saying things that just seemed SO out of character and weird to me... and being disillusioned by a number of things I'd been reading... that I didn't really feel I knew what was going on with anyone anymore.

~Kate~

So THATS why you never responded to my PM.

Amanda

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It ain't a proper lumberjack thread until we all sing this together! <said in my best fake British lumberjack accent, w/ apologies in advance to all my friends from England> :D

Z