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Title: It's the abortion-restrictin', gay-bashin', evolution-hatin', public decency GOP
Post by: Hazumu on April 30, 2008, 08:28:12 PM
Post by: Hazumu on April 30, 2008, 08:28:12 PM
It's the abortion-restrictin', gay-bashin', evolution-hatin', public decency GOP election year agenda!
Editor's note: CL was able to obtain an exclusive copy of a secret Republican Party briefing on its 2008 election strategy, which we reprint below:
Memorandum
April 30, 2008
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsarasota.creativeloafing.com%2Fimages%2Flogo.png&hash=76e1ec1998bd6b520a4101e2150ad799f368b1be) (http://sarasota.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/nutz_/Content?oid=172362)
Editor's note: CL was able to obtain an exclusive copy of a secret Republican Party briefing on its 2008 election strategy, which we reprint below:
Memorandum
April 30, 2008
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsarasota.creativeloafing.com%2Fimages%2Flogo.png&hash=76e1ec1998bd6b520a4101e2150ad799f368b1be) (http://sarasota.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/nutz_/Content?oid=172362)
QuoteWe didn't hit quite the home run in Pinellas County, where a few county commissioners who must be RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) voted to give special rights to gays. We managed to salvage a minor victory when we kept the "transgendered" out of the special rights ordinance, and extra props go to Commissioner Calvin Harris for his widely quoted comment: "I don't even know what a transgender is."
That's exactly the lack of awareness we'd like to encourage in all of our politicians!
Title: Re: It's the abortion-restrictin', gay-bashin', evolution-hatin', public decency
Post by: tekla on April 30, 2008, 11:00:06 PM
Post by: tekla on April 30, 2008, 11:00:06 PM
I'm not even sure most of those clowns know what the word "constitution' means.
Title: Re: It's the abortion-restrictin', gay-bashin', evolution-hatin', public decency
Post by: Purple Pimp on May 01, 2008, 06:29:39 PM
Post by: Purple Pimp on May 01, 2008, 06:29:39 PM
Pardon me while I puke a little.
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