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Title: GLBT Second Dates
Post by: Lisbeth on June 02, 2008, 05:47:12 PM
Post by: Lisbeth on June 02, 2008, 05:47:12 PM
These are full of stereotypes. Please don't get offended; it's just a joke.
Q: What does a gay person do on his second date?
A: Second date? What's that?
Q: What does a lesbian do on her second date?
A: Call U-Haul.
Q: What does a bisexual do on hir second date?
A: Introduce hir other partner(s).
Q: What does a trans-person do on hir second date?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary.
Q: What does a gay person do on his second date?
A: Second date? What's that?
Q: What does a lesbian do on her second date?
A: Call U-Haul.
Q: What does a bisexual do on hir second date?
A: Introduce hir other partner(s).
Q: What does a trans-person do on hir second date?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary.
Title: Re: GLBT Second Dates
Post by: Alyssa M. on June 02, 2008, 07:29:57 PM
Post by: Alyssa M. on June 02, 2008, 07:29:57 PM
Quote from: Lisbeth on June 02, 2008, 05:47:12 PM
Q: What does a lesbian do on her second date?
A: Call U-Haul.
Q: What does she bring to the third date?
A: A turkey baster.