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Since I never seem able to stay on topic anyway, I thought I would start a thread designed for drift.  So, feel free to take this in any direction you would like it to go.  We can stay on one topic for a while, or switch every post.  The only rule is to play nice.

Come on over to the dark side...drift with me.  You know you want to.

.......L

LOL Laurry

Of course we already have a thread drift thread... why androgynes are mild tempered... maybe we should just rename that one... it's off to such a good start at 30 + pages and counting >:D

Z

I've been looking into medium length hairstyles. I would really like a bob with wispy ends - perhaps a bit like a katie homes bob. Not sure if it will suit me though.

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Just to drift in my own post - has anyone seen charlie 2 (charlie the unicorn) - the second video? Weird. Thats all I can say. Not that the first one wasn't, but this one was like another order of weird. Totaly weird.  Blililililililililililillilip!  :P

Nice hair, but do I HAVE to sleep with Tom Cruise and do the Scientology trip to get it?

Yep, except you won't know as they put it in the perm solution.  At least I hope so...those razor haircuts can be a little frightening when administered by Radical Scientologist Terrorists.  Lest you think I'm kidding (and I am), who do you think the "Cruise" missile is named after?  Don't you know that Scientology is just a secret wing of the Government, just like the Baptists?  Established to enforce approved thought processes via the Moral Mafia.  And, for the Godless heathen rabble, the Ecology worshiping Political Correctness Thought police serve the same purpose with a slightly different twist to keep the two sides at war and their attention diverted from the corruptness of our political system.

If there is anyone who was not offended, or who was accidentally left out of the list, please accept my deepest apologies for the oversight.  This is my first attempt at Conspiracy Constructs and I still haven't quite gotten the hang of tying all my lies into one cohesive self-verifying, almost plausible, undeniable truth.

I'll try to do better next time, LOL

.......Laurry

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Quote from: Zythyra on June 30, 2008, 10:01:36 PM
Of course we already have a thread drift thread... why androgynes are mild tempered... maybe we should just rename that one... it's off to such a good start at 30 + pages and counting >:D

I'm game unless y'all decide that two threads of nonsense are better than one.  Ya know, Double your pleasure, Double your fun?

....L

I'd sleep with Tom Cruise even if I do think he's a nutter. But I have one condition. He HAS to dress like Lestat from Interview or it's just not gonna happen. :D

You got all the tom cruise you want, just don't let him know what Katie is doing with me.

Make my funk the P Funk, I wants to get funked up.

On second thought.  Who cares?  He only comes up to my navel.

Lol, mums the word ;)

Whose mum?  ??? :D

Some bacon would be really good right about now  :D

hey would it be weird to get a mastectomy just to be androgynous, not that i hate my breasts but they don't help the cause?
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NickSister yes i've seen charlie 2 I totally agree with you, that scared the crap out of me. Lulz.  :o

Quote from: BlackRabbit on July 01, 2008, 03:20:38 PM
hey would it be weird to get a mastectomy just to be androgynous, not that i hate my breasts but they don't help the cause?

Dunno, it is pretty major surgery. I don't think it would be weird, but I think it might not be wise unless you feel strongly about it. Also if you lost feeling in your nipples that would not be good, assuming you like the feeling in your nipples...

Yeah, I could go for some bacon too riven_one - maybe a bacon sandwich with avocado and tomato.

I'm off to get 8 fillings today  :(  Most of them are only surface ones so they won't be too bad - preventative kind of thing. But I'm getting this big old amalgem one replaced as it is around 20 years old and chipped. I think that's going to hurt.

Dental work is EVIL!!!  :icon_burn:  I'm convinced that the things that cause dental problems are working for Satan!  And by Satan, I mean Scientologists...heh.  Just kidding.  I meant the religious right.  >:D

Bacon is delicious. 


And I like the way play-doh smells.

Posted on: July 01, 2008, 06:14:22 PM

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Quote from: BlackRabbit on July 01, 2008, 03:20:38 PM
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Ritsuka is so CUTE!

Posted on: July 01, 2008, 06:15:14 PM

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Quote from: Laurry on July 01, 2008, 12:22:35 AM
Double your pleasure, Double your fun?

I'm all for doubling the fun!!!  And double that shot while you're at it!  :icon_drunk:  <--I wish :D



Here we go!  So we can all enjoy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4

I think I shall join in and drift a bit...

Can someone tell me why doing mathematics is so hard? I mean the hardest math I can do is maybe x + 2 = 4. Yea I suck at math...

Edit: Is there a difference between a male tongue and a female tongue?

Quote from: je on July 01, 2008, 07:05:30 PM
Edit: Is there a difference between a male tongue and a female tongue?

They feel the same to me. In my experience the difference depends more on who is driving it.

I like Maths (We call it maths in my country. 'Math' sounds retarded to my ear, but it probably goes both ways ;))
I think it is a brain thing. Some people are wired for it better than others so don't be too hard on yourself. It could be worse, you could be a math geek.

I am highjacking this thread; everyone keep your hands where I can see them!

According to Upcoming Birthdays, Pica Pica will have one soon. I miss our budding literary flower and video star. If you feel likewise, please join me in singing Happy Birthday.

I'm leaving now; give me a 30 minute head start before anyone stirs. Or there'll be hell to pay. Me? Mild mannered? Ha!

S

Well, I just got my dental work done. Half my mouth and tongue is still numb. It went ok. I watched a movie while they operated. He even found a second amalgam filling near my gum line that I did not know about and replaced that for free. I keept waiting for him to replace my big filling and suddenly it was all done - I had not even noticed him doing it!  8)

Quote from: NickSister on July 01, 2008, 11:01:55 PM
Half my mouth and tongue is still numb.

Yeah...that "not right" feeling...it shows up everywhere, doesn't it? 

Glad things were painless...that must have been some movie.  What was it?  I need to start watching it after some of the walks with my critter.

....L



 

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 01, 2008, 08:59:18 PM
I am highjacking this thread; everyone keep your hands where I can see them!

According to Upcoming Birthdays, Pica Pica will have one soon. I miss our budding literary flower and video star. If you feel likewise, please join me in singing Happy Birthday.

I'm leaving now; give me a 30 minute head start before anyone stirs. Or there'll be hell to pay. Me? Mild mannered? Ha!

S

after seeing hir in that dress, "budding" is right.  :o
any predictions as to whether sie will eventually resume hir honored post here amongst her own kind, the gender challenged?

-Ell

ps,
is it even possible for an androgyne to dress in drag?

Quote from: ell on July 02, 2008, 01:55:33 AM
is it even possible for an androgyne to dress in drag?

Of course it is -- just go far enough from the middle. Androgynes are lucky, though, in that both directions work just as well (unless of course you want to make a distinction between 'dressed as a girl' and 'dressed as a boy').

  Nfr

Quote from: ell on July 02, 2008, 01:55:33 AM
any predictions as to whether sie will eventually resume hir honored post here amongst her own kind, the gender challenged?

I hope Pica comes back sometime soon. Sie is missed! There's really no one else quite like hir.

Quote
ps,
is it even possible for an androgyne to dress in drag?

Sure, if I am wearing boy clothes, it's really a drag  ;)

In the sense that drag can be performance, anyone can do it, including androgynes.

Z

Quote from: BlackRabbit on July 01, 2008, 03:20:38 PM
hey would it be weird to get a mastectomy just to be androgynous, not that i hate my breasts but they don't help the cause?

The problem will be in finding a plastic surgeon who will perform it.  Anyone can walk in and request boobs the size of basketballs, but it takes letters from 2 psychiatrists to have them removed.  >:(

Good lord!  The sun is coming up.  I've got to go to bed.

Quote from: ell on July 02, 2008, 01:55:33 AM
ps,
is it even possible for an androgyne to dress in drag?

Well, ya!  Androgynes can dress in DRAG (DRessed As a Girl).  What I don't get is how FtoMs are considered to be in DRAG when they are DRessed As a Boy (DRAB).  I guess there's no term for DRessed As an Androgyne (DRAA).

Quote from: Jamie-o on July 02, 2008, 06:45:55 AM

Quote from: BlackRabbit on July 01, 2008, 03:20:38 PM
hey would it be weird to get a mastectomy just to be androgynous, not that i hate my breasts but they don't help the cause?

The problem will be in finding a plastic surgeon who will perform it.  Anyone can walk in and request boobs the size of basketballs, but it takes letters from 2 psychiatrists to have them removed.  >:(

Good lord!  The sun is coming up.  I've got to go to bed.

And I thought you only need one. T_T Crap. Thanks for the info.

I'm androgyne and I'd like to dress in DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

:P

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 01, 2008, 08:59:18 PM
I am highjacking this thread; everyone keep your hands where I can see them!


I'm leaving now; give me a 30 minute head start before anyone stirs. Or there'll be hell to pay. Me? Mild mannered? Ha!

S

This hell you speak of...will there be spankings?  :icon_eyebrow:

Quote from: NickSister on June 30, 2008, 10:02:04 PM
I would really like a bob with wispy ends -

odd.  I'd like a John with a fat wallet.    giggety

Quote from: je on July 01, 2008, 07:05:30 PM
Is there a difference between a male tongue and a female tongue?

Now I really want to kiss someone.  ;D

Also: Rebis is filled with LOLs.

Quote from: Rebis on July 02, 2008, 07:13:36 PM

Quote from: NickSister on June 30, 2008, 10:02:04 PM
I would really like a bob with wispy ends -

odd.  I'd like a John with a fat wallet.    giggety

:icon_suspicious:

Quote from: Jaimey on July 02, 2008, 06:41:32 PM

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 01, 2008, 08:59:18 PM
I am highjacking this thread; everyone keep your hands where I can see them!


I'm leaving now; give me a 30 minute head start before anyone stirs. Or there'll be hell to pay. Me? Mild mannered? Ha!

S

This hell you speak of...will there be spankings?  :icon_eyebrow:

I thought hell was full of what one doesn't like, so that would mean no spankings for you. But the question is interesting, eh? What would be hell for androgynes? Or is being unable to match body and gender hell enough?

S

What makes you think I like spankings?   :icon_nosebleed:

Quote from: Jaimey on July 02, 2008, 08:46:09 PM
What makes you think I like spankings?   :icon_nosebleed:

The frequency with which you write about them. Was I wrong?

heheh...I'll never tell... >:D

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 02, 2008, 08:45:00 PM
What would be hell for androgynes? Or is being unable to match body and gender hell enough?

That certainly fits definition of hell to me... no one recognizing my gender... being invisible...

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 02, 2008, 09:05:04 PM

Quote from: Jaimey on July 02, 2008, 08:46:09 PM
What makes you think I like spankings?   :icon_nosebleed:

The frequency with which you write about them. Was I wrong?

Jaimey doth protest too much...  >:D

Z

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 03, 2008, 07:59:05 AM

Quote from: Jaimey on July 02, 2008, 06:41:32 PM
This hell you speak of...will there be spankings?  :icon_eyebrow:

And what kind of payment is expected?   :eusa_think:  Do they take Visa or MasterCard?  I'd actually kind of prefer it to be MistressCard.   ;)

:laugh: :laugh:

Hmmm, wondering who pays? The spanker or spankee?  ;)

Z

Quote from: Zythyra on July 03, 2008, 10:14:16 AM
Hmmm, wondering who pays? The spanker or spankee?  ;)

Z

The spankee.

Quote from: Jaimey on July 02, 2008, 08:46:09 PM
What makes you think I like spankings?   :icon_nosebleed:

from memory you thanked me after I spanked you digitally and said you liked it  ;D :D ;D ::)

Quote from: sd on July 03, 2008, 04:55:08 PM

Quote from: Zythyra on July 03, 2008, 10:14:16 AM
Hmmm, wondering who pays? The spanker or spankee?  ;)

Z

The spankee.

true.
the spankee will go to great lengths to get a good one. especialy if the methods of payment are, um, flexible.

Quote from: ell on July 03, 2008, 06:32:18 PM

Quote from: sd on July 03, 2008, 04:55:08 PM

Quote from: Zythyra on July 03, 2008, 10:14:16 AM
Hmmm, wondering who pays? The spanker or spankee?  ;)

Z

The spankee.

true.
the spankee will go to great lengths to get a good one. especialy if the methods of payment are, um, flexible.

OK folks, inquiring mind want to know, do you prefer being the spanker or spankee?  >:D

1 vote for spankee <blush>

Z

Well, I think I'd rather be the spanker...I'm wimpy!  :P

...I somehow think I have a very...interesting reputation on here.  heh.  >:D

I'd prefer spanker.

Quote from: Nero on July 03, 2008, 08:28:42 PM
I'd prefer spanker.

Somehow I foresaw that.  :D




I refuse to answer the question.  :P

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 03, 2008, 09:42:52 PM

Quote from: Zythyra on July 03, 2008, 06:45:15 PM
OK folks, inquiring mind want to know, do you prefer being the spanker or spankee?  >:D

*Lisbeth fingers her riding crop*  Do you really need to ask?

I'm sure I can guess... with some people  :laugh: 

Z

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 03, 2008, 09:42:52 PM

Quote from: sd on July 03, 2008, 09:13:26 PM
I refuse to answer the question.  :P

I have methods of persuasion.

I bet you do. :icon_eyebrow:

this thread has drifted right to the gutter...

I'm quite proud of myself.  >:D

Quote from: Zythyra on July 03, 2008, 06:45:15 PM
OK folks, inquiring mind want to know, do you prefer being the spanker or spankee?  >:D

The whip. ;D

  Nfr

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 04, 2008, 10:25:36 AM
One night the mum said to the dad "I found some dirty magazines under little Johnny's bed. Porno stuff. Naked women with no clothes on, legs spread showing their genitals or performing sexual acts and lots of the pictures showed women in skimpy leather clothes, with naked men handcuffed or tied up and doing kinky bondage things.

"What should we do with such a naughty boy?" she asked her husband.

He replied "Well, I don't think we should spank him!"

Lol!

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 04, 2008, 10:25:36 AM
One night the mum said to the dad "I found some dirty magazines under little Johnny's bed. Porno stuff. Naked women with no clothes on, legs spread showing their genitals or performing sexual acts and lots of the pictures showed women in skimpy leather clothes, with naked men handcuffed or tied up and doing kinky bondage things.

"What should we do with such a naughty boy?" she asked her husband.

He replied "Well, I don't think we should spank him!"

LOL :icon_lol: :icon_joy: :icon_dance:

In light of the holiday (here in the US)...how's about some fireworks to go along with the spankings?  Sparklers on the whips?  Shoot the spankee with bottle rockets?  (it doesn't hurt that much...>:D)

There's nothing like a spanking and a show!!!

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 04, 2008, 10:25:36 AM
One night the mum said to the dad "I found some dirty magazines under little Johnny's bed. Porno stuff. Naked women with no clothes on, legs spread showing their genitals or performing sexual acts and lots of the pictures showed women in skimpy leather clothes, with naked men handcuffed or tied up and doing kinky bondage things".

"What would you like to try first?"  asked her husband.

Changed to make it more appropriate for this forum.

Quote from: sd on July 05, 2008, 12:21:02 AM

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 04, 2008, 10:25:36 AM
One night the mum said to the dad "I found some dirty magazines under little Johnny's bed. Porno stuff. Naked women with no clothes on, legs spread showing their genitals or performing sexual acts and lots of the pictures showed women in skimpy leather clothes, with naked men handcuffed or tied up and doing kinky bondage things".

"What would you like to try first?"  asked her husband.

Changed to make it more appropriate for this forum.

Nice.  >:D

I finally just understood the change after about a week.

Better hire someone with a good drill to penetrate my skull

I almost forgot to say - I'm wearing clothes! (thread drift)

Quote from: Rebis on July 12, 2008, 05:41:09 PM
I almost forgot to say - I'm wearing clothes! (thread drift)

For once...:P  >:D

I'm drunk!!!  :icon_drunk: :icon_weee:

Quote from: Rebis on July 12, 2008, 05:41:09 PM
I almost forgot to say - I'm wearing clothes! (thread drift)

Aww Rebbie-baby.  You say the nicest things.

..L

Quote from: Rebis on July 12, 2008, 05:41:09 PM
I almost forgot to say - I'm wearing clothes! (thread drift)

Well, don't keep us in suspense, tell us all about your fabulous outfit  ;D and was it on sale ? :laugh: :laugh:

Z

It was on sale - at Sears. I wish some fancy clothes sellers would have sales.  I'd like to get some really cool clothes to wear over the ones I'm wearing now. You can never wear too many clothes - particularly if you must use public transportation.

Quote from: Rebis on July 14, 2008, 11:08:31 PM

It was on sale - at Sears. I wish some fancy clothes sellers would have sales.

Sears is OK... for something really stylish you could also try Jacques Penney  ;D  :laugh:

Z

Come on now girls, Macy's has a sale almost every week.  By the time it hits the 75% off racks its no more expensive then the other places.

I think I last bought an item of clothing last october - and that was shoes. I really need trousers and jeans. I have a hole in every crotch. I need underwear too.....I can't work out which way I will swing for these items and how much I want to pay.

I have always wanted purple corduroy trousers like this man's
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But this is the man I want to look like
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Quote from: Pica Pica on July 16, 2008, 03:47:32 PM
I have a hole in every crotch.

speed holes?

I don't know...my genital area is just too powerful to be contained by mere trouser it would seem.

You've just got too much love to give.

either that or my thighs rub together

I have always wanted purple corduroy trousers like this man's


Was the picture of Prince - or TAFKAP - supposed to follow that?

Quote from: Pica Pica on July 16, 2008, 04:14:05 PM
either that or my thighs rub together

Occam's Razor spoils everything  :(

Aw! Pica Pica and NickSister are back!  Yay!!!!!!!!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I'm touched, and to everyone else that made similar comments, thank you.  :-*

I was wondering about you too, NickSister!

Quote from: Pica Pica on July 16, 2008, 03:54:04 PM
I don't know...my genital area is just too powerful to be contained by mere trouser it would seem.

Oh my.  :o

Quote from: Jaimey on July 16, 2008, 06:00:57 PM
I was wondering about you too, NickSister!

Quote from: Pica Pica on July 16, 2008, 03:54:04 PM
I don't know...my genital area is just too powerful to be contained by mere trouser it would seem.

Oh my.  :o

Seconded :o

Quote from: NickSister on July 16, 2008, 04:46:38 PM
I'm touched, and to everyone else that made similar comments, thank you.  :-*

I wish someone would touch me.  *weep*

Quote from: Rebis on July 17, 2008, 10:01:21 AM

Quote from: NickSister on July 16, 2008, 04:46:38 PM
I'm touched, and to everyone else that made similar comments, thank you.  :-*

I wish someone would touch me.  *weep*

That makes me feel sad.  Do you want to talk?

No. I was being (perverted). 

Thank you, though.  :)

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 17, 2008, 01:10:07 PM

Quote from: Rebis on July 17, 2008, 11:01:24 AM
No. I was being (perverted). 

Thank you, though.  :)

Should we drift into a discussion of your perversion?

Hmmm, we might have to move this thread to the sexuality forum  :P

Z

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 17, 2008, 02:13:26 PM

Quote from: Zythyra on July 17, 2008, 01:14:02 PM

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 17, 2008, 01:10:07 PM
Should we drift into a discussion of your perversion?

Hmmm, we might have to move this thread to the sexuality forum  :P

Z

Now you're making an assumption.   :P

Obviously my imagination is running wild...  >:D

Z

Quote from: Zythyra on July 17, 2008, 02:18:08 PM

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 17, 2008, 02:13:26 PM

Quote from: Zythyra on July 17, 2008, 01:14:02 PM

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 17, 2008, 01:10:07 PM
Should we drift into a discussion of your perversion?

Hmmm, we might have to move this thread to the sexuality forum  :P

Z

Now you're making an assumption.   :P

Obviously my imagination is running wild...  >:D

Z

mmmmm, *whisper* Zythyra, she didn't say whether or not the assumption was true.

If we consider as the dictionary definition for the verb pervert to "alter (something) from its original course" this entire thread is a perversion. If we consider perversion to be "serious deviation from what is considered to be orthodox or normal", perversion is our usual fare here. So long live perversion; bring it on.

I used to say I am a conservative anarchist--get rid of all the rules, just do it gradually, with a view to restoring equity, and without fuss. But the word conservative has been perverted in recent years.

I would seriously object to having my nipples poked through anyone's ear lobes. Understood?

Feel the drift (or is that the draft)!
S

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 17, 2008, 02:45:55 PM
I would seriously object to having my nipples poked through anyone's ear lobes. Understood?

You just can't resist talking about your nipples can you  ::)

Quote from: NickSister on July 17, 2008, 03:24:23 PM

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 17, 2008, 02:45:55 PM
I would seriously object to having my nipples poked through anyone's ear lobes. Understood?

You just can't resist talking about your nipples can you  ::)

I guess I've led a very sheltered life. All I know (or am willing to experience) of body piercing is that occasionally they want to poke me at the doctor's office. OTOH the first thing my ex-wife did after the divorce was get her ears pierced.

S

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 17, 2008, 03:34:04 PM
I guess I've led a very sheltered life. All I know (or am willing to experience) of body piercing is that occasionally they want to poke me at the doctor's office. OTOH the first thing my ex-wife did after the divorce was get her ears pierced.

S

Can't be too sheltered. Nobody wants to poke me at the doctor's office.  ;)

bit of a tangent, but my dad realised he was in a bit of a sad state when even the dentist sent a sympathy card.

Quote from: Rebis on July 17, 2008, 10:01:21 AM
I wish someone would touch me.  *weep*

"I need an adult!"

>:D

Quote from: Pica Pica on July 17, 2008, 04:12:23 PM
bit of a tangent,

Is it possible to have a tangent in the Thread Drift thread?

I caught part of a public TV program about Jewish Americans last night. The program noted that more comedians are Jewish than would be expected given our numbers. They explained that by saying that the people you meet are less likely to beat you up if you keep them laughing. So Jews learn humor, especially self-deprecating humor, as a defense mechanism.

Remembering the thread on mild-mannered androgyne (which some also called a defense mechanism) and the remarks others have made on the high density of humor in this forum, I had an ah-hah moment. Of course, some of our humor is rather dense or, at least, heavy handed.

Good night all,
S

if androgynes are defending and jewish people are defending... god save us from jewish androgynes.

Hi Pica Pica, nice to see you again, I got the shivers over that one, Jewishandrogyn's, what planet do they come from. Did someone open a window?

Hi  Jaimey, adults are boring.

Cindy

Quote from: Lisbeth on July 18, 2008, 07:46:28 PM

Quote from: Pica Pica on July 17, 2008, 04:12:23 PM
bit of a tangent,

Is it possible to have a tangent in the Thread Drift thread?

I think we need a separate "Tangent in the Thread Drifts, and the peeps who love them" thread  >:D

Quote from: Pica Pica on July 19, 2008, 01:32:27 AM
god save us from jewish androgynes.

Hmmmm, there's at least two of us here that I know of :) Shall we take over the androgyne forum?  >:D I'm tired of Hollywood  :laugh:

Z

Quote from: cindybc on July 19, 2008, 01:43:05 AM
I got the shivers over that one

Good shivers or bad shivers?  >:D

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Hi  Jaimey, adults are boring.

Indeed.  heh...I just couldn't help myself though, when Reb mentioned being touched.  The same thing happened when we were watching "Gotham Knight" (before Dark Knight...which was AWESOME!...like I haven't said that a million times)...Batman touches a kids shoulder and we're all giggling madly saying things like "I need an adult" and "he touched me in a bad place"...we're twisted human beings.  :P

Hi  Jaimey, naaaa, were OK it's the rest of the world who are twisted human beings. And sometimes I wonder if they maybe both deaf and close sighted. That conjure up Mr Magoo with his magnifying glass.

As for Jewishandrogyn's, well on second thought. why not there are probably Jewish transsexuals or even Muslim transsexuals. Transgendered doesnt realy discriminated as to who it chooses, or what and where  it chooses for candidates.

I realy wouldn't want the job of being  the judge on that one. Me I'm just another one among the peasants.

Cindy

No one would be interested in my perversions. They suck.

Someday I'm going to see the Dark Knight. It's about time people started respecting The Batman. 


I wrote a story once where Batman goes insane and kills his dry cleaner because the dry cleaner put too much starch in him and robin's capes and when they jumped off of a bridge to catch a guy, they flew in circles over Gotham River for hours eventually landing in the water which is heavily polluted. He was pissed.

They let batman wear his costume in prison because they thought it might help his mental rehabilitation. Robin came to visit a few times but stopped because batman wouldn't stop complaining about the Joker, who was in the cell next to his.

I think the reason that so huge a % of people in comedy are either Jewish or Catholic is the same reason that as PhDs they have number far in excess of the general population and somewhere in there is the difference in growing up in something that is ritual based and not faith based.

Quote from: tekla on July 20, 2008, 10:07:14 AM
I think the reason that so huge a % of people in comedy are either Jewish or Catholic is the same reason that as PhDs they have number far in excess of the general population and somewhere in there is the difference in growing up in something that is ritual based and not faith based.

Do you mean that they are more disciplined in attaining what they want?

No, the discipline deal might come for the Catholic kids from the schools, but when its not faith based, it becomes scholastic and academic, its open to inquire, argue, debate and in that there is much humor to be found.

Quote from: Rebis on July 19, 2008, 09:26:19 PM
I wrote a story once where Batman goes insane and kills his dry cleaner because the dry cleaner put too much starch in him and robin's capes and when they jumped off of a bridge to catch a guy, they flew in circles over Gotham River for hours eventually landing in the water which is heavily polluted. He was pissed.

They let batman wear his costume in prison because they thought it might help his mental rehabilitation. Robin came to visit a few times but stopped because batman wouldn't stop complaining about the Joker, who was in the cell next to his.

lol... :laugh:

Quote from: tekla on July 20, 2008, 10:07:14 AM
I think the reason that so huge a % of people in comedy are either Jewish or Catholic is the same reason that as PhDs they have number far in excess of the general population and somewhere in there is the difference in growing up in something that is ritual based and not faith based.

Jews and Catholics are also big on feelings of guilt. But there are differences. Growing up, watching the groups at soda fountains, I observed the Catholics were well-behaved and somewhat subdued, while the Jews were all talking at once and not visibly self-disciplined.

S

Different kinds of guilt, about what you did, vs. what you did not do - but I don't think its that.  I'm going to have to think on this some more.

Quote from: tekla on July 20, 2008, 09:37:06 PM
Different kinds of guilt, about what you did, vs. what you did not do - but I don't think its that.  I'm going to have to think on this some more.

Oy, guilt... aren't there at least 50 different words for guilt in Yiddish, kind of like all the different words for varieties of snow in Eskimo languages?  :laugh:

Z

You should ask your mother.  You never talk to her you know.  She was good to you, and you, you never call, you never write, poor lady, just sitting there in Miami....

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Quote from: tekla on July 20, 2008, 09:47:18 PM
You should ask your mother.  You never talk to her you know.  She was good to you, and you, you never call, you never write, poor lady, just sitting there in Miami....

....making matzoh that nobody ever comes over to eat....

Hmmmm, I'm getting a craving for some nice gefilte fish and horseradish... the real thing, made from a carp kept in the bathtub.  :) Have some more dahlink, whatsa matter, you don't like??  :laugh: You shouldn't starve!

Z

My wife's favorite is her synopsis of a visit home: I'm so glad you're home. I made all your favorite foods. Eat, Eat. Don't eat: you'll get fat.

S

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 21, 2008, 09:35:17 AM
My wife's favorite is her synopsis of a visit home: I'm so glad you're home. I made all your favorite foods. Eat, Eat. Don't eat: you'll get fat.

LOL

I'm sure you've heard the Jewish holiday synopsis... We were attacked, G-d performed a miracle, let's eat.

Z

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 20, 2008, 07:52:16 PM
Growing up, watching the groups at soda fountains

S

What kinds of drinks were typically served at those places?

Sodas, malts and coke where you had to mix the syrup in and mix it up.  With Ricky Nelson on the jukebox.

Quote from: tekla on July 21, 2008, 01:10:36 PM
Sodas, malts and coke where you had to mix the syrup in and mix it up.  With Ricky Nelson on the jukebox.

Ricky?
but i thought those establishments started in the Gay 90's...

I only remember the ones from the fifties era, I'm old, but NOT that old like circa 1890s.

Though the 'gay 90s' soda fountains were attached to pharmacies which sold opium, cocaine, morphine and laudanum, I'd most likely skip the malts.

Quote from: tekla on July 21, 2008, 01:46:30 PM
I only remember the ones from the fifties era, I'm old, but NOT that old like circa 1890s.

Though the 'gay 90s' soda fountains were attached to pharmacies which sold opium, cocaine, morphine and laudanum, I'd most likely skip the malts.

Sounds like my idea of heaven.

Quote from: tekla on July 21, 2008, 01:46:30 PM
I only remember the ones from the fifties era, I'm old, but NOT that old like circa 1890s.

Though the 'gay 90s' soda fountains were attached to pharmacies which sold opium, cocaine, morphine and laudanum, I'd most likely skip the malts.

i wasn't looking for first-hand information, just information in general. you apparently have a big brain, with lots of stuff in there. i get to kicking around in there sometimes, and i get lost.   *squirrel grin*

Quote from: Nero on July 21, 2008, 02:15:03 PM

Quote from: tekla on July 21, 2008, 01:46:30 PM
I only remember the ones from the fifties era, I'm old, but NOT that old like circa 1890s.

Though the 'gay 90s' soda fountains were attached to pharmacies which sold opium, cocaine, morphine and laudanum, I'd most likely skip the malts.

Sounds like my idea of heaven.

And Coca Cola was briefly made using real coca.

I recently had one of my ideas of heaven from the '50s--a chocolate milk shake made with chocolate ice cream (which we called a double chocolate shake). This place advertised they had the best frappes in Boston; it was good, worth every calorie.

I do remember my friends and I kept getting kicked out, because we'd read all the books and magazines and buy nothing.

S

And Coca Cola was briefly made using real coca.

And if they still did that, I would drink it.

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Quote from: ell on July 21, 2008, 01:28:50 PM

Quote from: tekla on July 21, 2008, 01:10:36 PM
Sodas, malts and coke where you had to mix the syrup in and mix it up.  With Ricky Nelson on the jukebox.

Ricky?
but i thought those establishments started in the Gay 90's...

the 90's were gay?  heck, i didnt know that.

we had a soda fountain at the walgreens downtown.  before it was a walgreens it was called the "five and dime"  -- i vaguely remember my dad taking me there for a soda

The 1890's, hon.  I remember the soda foundtain in Walgreens a lot better than vaguely.  Mm mm!  Yummy!

Quote from: tekla on July 21, 2008, 01:10:36 PM
Sodas, malts and coke where you had to mix the syrup in and mix it up.  With Ricky Nelson on the jukebox.

I was with you up to the mention of Ricky Nelson. He and I were the same age, and by the time he starting singing professionally my family had moved to the suburbs. The last year I was an inner-city kid was 1956. I guess my favorite would have been Gogi Grant singing the Wayward Wind. Or anything by Patience and Prudence. Patti Page, the Singing Rage, was big. Lonnie Donegan sang about the Rock Island Line that rumbled through the night as I lay in bed on nights so hot and humid one stuck to the sheets. Pat Boone had a number of hits, and Bill Haley and the Comets followed their hits Rock Around the Clock and Shake, Rattle, and Roll with See You Later, Alligator. And there was Elvis, Lisbon Antigua, the theme from Picnic, and the theme from the Three Penny Opera.

Ah, yes. I remember it well,
S

Quote from: Simone Louise on July 21, 2008, 03:38:56 PM
I recently had one of my ideas of heaven from the '50s--a chocolate milk shake made with chocolate ice cream (which we called a double chocolate shake). This place advertised they had the best frappes in Boston; it was good, worth every calorie.

Egg creams.... yum... from a little shop in Brooklyn.....  <smiles angelically>

Z

Lonnie Donegan?  That's a blast from the past.  Though I'm very partial to the Johnny Cash version, and Little Richard did a good job on it too, but The Knitters with Exene Cervenka on vocals and guitarist Dave Alvin do it best.

And, that's thread drift.

Alright, here's an overly stupid question that I probably shouldn't ask. Is an introverted or extroverted parent the best parent for a trans person to come out to?

My parents are fairly heavy on the introverted side. They were kind of iffy at first when I came out of the closet, but they have really come around -- especially my mom. So, going by my experience, I tend to think that an introverted parent might be more tolerant or supportive than a extroverted parent.

I don't have an answer for you, but you did win the award for thread drift in a thread about thread drift.

:)

Quotebut you did win the award for thread drift in a thread about thread drift.

Is this good or bad?  :icon_suspicious:

Quote from: je on November 19, 2008, 08:03:17 AM

Quotebut you did win the award for thread drift in a thread about thread drift.

Is this good or bad?  :icon_suspicious:

'tis both, My Lovely. 'tis both.

everything is good and bad.

We'll be sending you a gold cup (with a snake in it)    :)

QuoteWe'll be sending you a gold cup (with a snake in it)   :)

Well, I don't mind receiving a gold cup, but I'm not so sure about the snake. Is it possible for me to decline this award?

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Have I done something really stupid? I don't know, but I feel like I don't belong here at the moment...maybe I should just leave. I'm sure Susan's place would throw a party, if I did that.

Hi je. Their just funing with you. You see Androgynes have this thing about thread drift, bring any topic up and it is guaranteed that before you get to the third post they will have already drifted off in several different directions. I love these guys, they have a wonderful sense of humor regardless on how ->-bleeped-<-ty their day may have gone or how much life is messing up on them. I love coming here myself when I feel down. OK sis? It's all yours.

Cindy

i'd always go with the introvert, but i know who my introverted parent is.

anyone had that red bull coke that claims it had coca and stuff in? tastes like cola cubes.

i strongly suspect red bull contains urine

Interesting theory, it sure would account for the horrible taste.

Quote from: je on November 19, 2008, 08:36:43 AM

QuoteWe'll be sending you a gold cup (with a snake in it)   :)

Well, I don't mind receiving a gold cup, but I'm not so sure about the snake. Is it possible for me to decline this award?

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Have I done something really stupid? I don't know, but I feel like I don't belong here at the moment...maybe I should just leave. I'm sure Susan's place would throw a party, if I did that.

I'm only playing with you.  Stay around.   I guess you can refuse to sign for the snake.

QuoteI'm only playing with you.

Okay, I guess was reading way too much into your response. I'm sorry.

QuoteI guess you can refuse to sign for the snake.

*signs for the award minus the snake*

Alright, ship it my way. I can't wait to add this great achievement to my super tiny collection of awards.

Yes, I know I'm entirely devoid of being funny. :(

Hi JE, glad to see you back, things are getting a we bit crazy on the forums back there. I'll take the snake and you can have the award, I don't mind snakes, actually I like any criters.

Cindy

QuoteI'll take the snake and you can have the award

Sure, I'm down with that.

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I just noticed I have a few gray hairs. I'm like twenty two with gray hairs!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this the beginning of a hair apocalypse? PLEASE TELL ME NO!!!

Some people turn white or gray early.  Depending upon the person, it can look pretty good.  Steve Martin looked good as a young man with white hair.  There are some others too.

Don't panic. 

I had a friend back when I was in my early thirties who had two white streaks along both sides of her head. She fixed the problem by streaking the white streaks a light coppery brown color. It looked good and streaking ones hair was not a common thing back then. I don't know what causes that except genetics. It's more common in guys but it does occure in women occasionally. I do pray that was of help.

Cindy 

I also knew someone who had gray streaks in her hair by the time she was 18.  It looked pretty awesome.

I'm in my 30's and only just starting to go grey (like 2 hairs worth). Can't wait to see how it turns out. I'm expecting a landslide of white hair!

Snakes r ok but their poop stinks
on the grey hair frount ive had a few grey hairs since late teens but still not enough to be noticable i'm now 31 but everyone is different.