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Title: Bob the Tomato: Infidel ->-bleeped-<-?
Post by: Natasha on July 22, 2008, 05:32:28 AM
Post by: Natasha on July 22, 2008, 05:32:28 AM
Bob the Tomato: Infidel ->-bleeped-<-?
http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2008/07/bob-the-tomato-infidel-transve.html (http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2008/07/bob-the-tomato-infidel-transve.html)
7/22/2008
Excerpt:
"Okay," he relents, "what else might it resemble? Notice it is red, like a woman's lipstick. It is soft and round. Get it? It reminds you of a woman's flesh."
"I see," I said. But I thought, man do you need a wife if you look at a tomato and think that.
Then he picked up the cucumber and was about to ask me what I thought it looked like, when I cut him off. That one I could follow better. If a tomato was a woman, I could well assume what a cucumber was.
"So the idea is that it reminds people of sex, it's the mixing of the man and the woman, the cucumber and the tomato, and unlawful sex at that, and so they forbade it."
http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2008/07/bob-the-tomato-infidel-transve.html (http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2008/07/bob-the-tomato-infidel-transve.html)
7/22/2008
Excerpt:
"Okay," he relents, "what else might it resemble? Notice it is red, like a woman's lipstick. It is soft and round. Get it? It reminds you of a woman's flesh."
"I see," I said. But I thought, man do you need a wife if you look at a tomato and think that.
Then he picked up the cucumber and was about to ask me what I thought it looked like, when I cut him off. That one I could follow better. If a tomato was a woman, I could well assume what a cucumber was.
"So the idea is that it reminds people of sex, it's the mixing of the man and the woman, the cucumber and the tomato, and unlawful sex at that, and so they forbade it."
Title: Re: Bob the Tomato: Infidel ->-bleeped-<-?
Post by: Lisbeth on July 22, 2008, 08:44:43 AM
Post by: Lisbeth on July 22, 2008, 08:44:43 AM
QuoteI paused, trying to process all of this. I spend my life reading through books and carefully considered arguments concerning outcomes in Islamic law. Now here I was faced with what appeared to be utter nonsensical, ridiculous stupidity of the highest order, and I had no idea how to react. Ask me about Qaradawi's ideas of female genital mutilation, I can talk. Explain to me how cucumbers and tomatoes in a dish resemble sexual intercourse, and I am at a loss. Finally, a thought occurred to me. I asked "what if you married the two of them?"http://muslimlawprof.org/2008/07/21/stupidity-and-the-sharia-in-our-times.aspx (http://muslimlawprof.org/2008/07/21/stupidity-and-the-sharia-in-our-times.aspx)
ROFLMAO!!!