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Title: Precious Little Girl
Post by: BeverlyAnn on September 02, 2008, 04:11:08 PM
Post by: BeverlyAnn on September 02, 2008, 04:11:08 PM
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
'Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbitth?'
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,'Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?'
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
'I don't think my python weally givth a thit.'
'Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbitth?'
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,'Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?'
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
'I don't think my python weally givth a thit.'
Title: Re: Precious Little Girl
Post by: tinkerbell on September 02, 2008, 08:25:09 PM
Post by: tinkerbell on September 02, 2008, 08:25:09 PM
Is that how you talk, Bev? >:D
*hides*
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Title: Re: Precious Little Girl
Post by: Janet_Girl on September 02, 2008, 10:23:20 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on September 02, 2008, 10:23:20 PM
That is just to precious. :laugh:
Janet
Janet
Title: Re: Precious Little Girl
Post by: fae_reborn on September 02, 2008, 10:26:54 PM
Post by: fae_reborn on September 02, 2008, 10:26:54 PM
Oh my! :laugh: :laugh:
Jenn
Jenn