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Title: SAGE ADVICE: Ugly woman in a beautiful dress
Post by: Natasha on October 01, 2008, 05:43:14 PM
Post by: Natasha on October 01, 2008, 05:43:14 PM
SAGE ADVICE: Ugly woman in a beautiful dress
http://www.swvatoday.com/comments/sage_advice_ugly_woman_in_a_beautiful_dress/living/3660/ (http://www.swvatoday.com/comments/sage_advice_ugly_woman_in_a_beautiful_dress/living/3660/)
10/1/2008
The girl who sat behind me in 10th grade history once told me I'd make
a pretty girl. That was before my hair left my head and scattered to
my chest and back. I was thin then and hadn't yet went through the
whole pimple thing. A few accidents had scarred up my face, but it was
still smooth for the most part. Even razor nicks weren't much visible
since I only had to shave about once a month, give or take a month.
If only Tricia could have seen me Saturday.
I don't, in fact, make a pretty girl, good-looking woman or hot mama.
I do look a lot like an ugly Janet Reno in search of her Elian
Gonzalez.
That ugly Janet Reno thing is no oxymoron. Trust me.
I found out exactly how terribly ugly a woman I make in the moments
before a womanless beauty pageant in the Bland gym. I hadn't taken any
of the wigs or clothes for a test run, so I was fairly shocked when I
looked in the mirror. I think I gasped, which made me feel pretty
unmasculine, decidedly less masculine than Janet Reno, particularly
when Mrs. Reno has her gun trained on little Cuban boys.
http://www.swvatoday.com/comments/sage_advice_ugly_woman_in_a_beautiful_dress/living/3660/ (http://www.swvatoday.com/comments/sage_advice_ugly_woman_in_a_beautiful_dress/living/3660/)
10/1/2008
The girl who sat behind me in 10th grade history once told me I'd make
a pretty girl. That was before my hair left my head and scattered to
my chest and back. I was thin then and hadn't yet went through the
whole pimple thing. A few accidents had scarred up my face, but it was
still smooth for the most part. Even razor nicks weren't much visible
since I only had to shave about once a month, give or take a month.
If only Tricia could have seen me Saturday.
I don't, in fact, make a pretty girl, good-looking woman or hot mama.
I do look a lot like an ugly Janet Reno in search of her Elian
Gonzalez.
That ugly Janet Reno thing is no oxymoron. Trust me.
I found out exactly how terribly ugly a woman I make in the moments
before a womanless beauty pageant in the Bland gym. I hadn't taken any
of the wigs or clothes for a test run, so I was fairly shocked when I
looked in the mirror. I think I gasped, which made me feel pretty
unmasculine, decidedly less masculine than Janet Reno, particularly
when Mrs. Reno has her gun trained on little Cuban boys.
Title: Re: SAGE ADVICE: Ugly woman in a beautiful dress
Post by: tekla on October 01, 2008, 05:51:03 PM
Post by: tekla on October 01, 2008, 05:51:03 PM
Pretty people in bad costume, ugly people in beautiful clothes, set your mind on the good, not the bad.
Title: Re: SAGE ADVICE: Ugly woman in a beautiful dress
Post by: Pica Pica on October 01, 2008, 05:55:16 PM
Post by: Pica Pica on October 01, 2008, 05:55:16 PM
no one looks really, really ugly when they are having fun, cept gurners.
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