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Title: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: Goldy on November 29, 2008, 10:13:29 AM
Post by: Goldy on November 29, 2008, 10:13:29 AM
(A scene in a typical US household that supports the Democratic Party.)
Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you...
It's okay son, we've suspected for sometime and we totally understand. If you want to become a woman we totally support you and will help you fund your gender reassignment surgery.
No, no, it's not that. Yeah I went through a bit of a phase around the age of 12. It's just...
What is is son??
Well I've become very interested in snowmobiles and moose hunting the past year.
YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Mom, Dad I've become very interested in the great outdoors.
YOU WANT TO BECOME AN ALASKAN!!
Yes
Get out of this house this instant!! a sex change I could undertand, but becoming an Alaskan ... No child of mine will be like SARAH PALIN!!!
(Disclaimer: Author is an Obamamaniac - a foreign one that couldn't vote (sigh!))
Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you...
It's okay son, we've suspected for sometime and we totally understand. If you want to become a woman we totally support you and will help you fund your gender reassignment surgery.
No, no, it's not that. Yeah I went through a bit of a phase around the age of 12. It's just...
What is is son??
Well I've become very interested in snowmobiles and moose hunting the past year.
YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Mom, Dad I've become very interested in the great outdoors.
YOU WANT TO BECOME AN ALASKAN!!
Yes
Get out of this house this instant!! a sex change I could undertand, but becoming an Alaskan ... No child of mine will be like SARAH PALIN!!!
(Disclaimer: Author is an Obamamaniac - a foreign one that couldn't vote (sigh!))
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 29, 2008, 10:58:44 AM
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 29, 2008, 10:58:44 AM
Thanks Goldy. Now I have to clean the oatmeal off my screen.
ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: Shana A on November 29, 2008, 04:06:33 PM
Post by: Shana A on November 29, 2008, 04:06:33 PM
LOL, thanks I needed a good laugh!
Z
Z
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: justme on November 29, 2008, 04:10:54 PM
Post by: justme on November 29, 2008, 04:10:54 PM
thats a good one to make you laugh. it helped me relieve a liitle stress just by laughing
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: Fox on November 29, 2008, 04:21:09 PM
Post by: Fox on November 29, 2008, 04:21:09 PM
That was great thanks for the laugh
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: Kate Thomas on November 29, 2008, 04:53:22 PM
Post by: Kate Thomas on November 29, 2008, 04:53:22 PM
A friend of mine who is now a hunting guide here said his parents gave him an airplane ticket to Kodiak Island as a graduation present.
About three years later he found the old ticket when cleaning and realized it was a one-way ticket that they had given him.
About three years later he found the old ticket when cleaning and realized it was a one-way ticket that they had given him.
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: Mia Kitten on January 05, 2009, 08:28:41 PM
Post by: Mia Kitten on January 05, 2009, 08:28:41 PM
That was so beautiful on so many levels!
It's been a while since I've laughed that hard (Thank You!!!)
~Mia
It's been a while since I've laughed that hard (Thank You!!!)
~Mia
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: sarahb on January 05, 2009, 09:02:44 PM
Post by: sarahb on January 05, 2009, 09:02:44 PM
Haha, now that was funny!
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: TheBattler on January 05, 2009, 09:12:58 PM
Post by: TheBattler on January 05, 2009, 09:12:58 PM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on November 29, 2008, 10:58:44 AM
Thanks Goldy. Now I have to clean the oatmeal off my screen.
ROTFLMAO
ROLF, about as funny as the joke, Happy cleaning Janet. Glad I am at work when reading this.
Alice
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: je on January 05, 2009, 09:45:46 PM
Post by: je on January 05, 2009, 09:45:46 PM
LOLZ
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: Kallisty on January 16, 2009, 12:02:50 PM
Post by: Kallisty on January 16, 2009, 12:02:50 PM
One soda you owe me - the screen cleaning is a freebie :)
Laura
Laura
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: Sippin my tea on January 18, 2009, 01:14:04 AM
Post by: Sippin my tea on January 18, 2009, 01:14:04 AM
I lol'd.
Title: Re: Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you
Post by: V M on January 20, 2009, 02:09:17 AM
Post by: V M on January 20, 2009, 02:09:17 AM
Ha Ha!!! that is funny :laugh: